Gabriel's Teeth Need Viral Bhayani

[00:00:00] It's advantage Liverpool because City and Arsenal are fucking boring. Welcome to The Corner Flag, I'm Amogh, I'm Thessalon.

[00:00:08] And I'm Booker.

[00:00:17] Oh, it is good to be back. Happy, holy to everyone who's celebrating Happy Easter, Happy Ramzan. If you're celebrating any of these faiths, we wish you all the best.

[00:00:25] And now that the religious propaganda is done, invested. How are you guys? We've not been around for a week, we've missed a week but we are back.

[00:00:35] Okay, what's been happening with you? You've been going surfing at all?

[00:00:39] I didn't go surfing. I was web surfing while other people were doing actual surfing.

[00:00:45] I was pretty much just by the beach side chilling. I was like, that's great. Yeah, yeah.

[00:00:53] That is, I mean, why would you go surfing then if you're not going to get into the water? Why go on a surfing trip?

[00:01:00] People around me wanted to go surfing and I was very much happy as being maximum on the beach.

[00:01:11] Do you know how to swim? I know how to swim, but I don't know how to surf.

[00:01:16] So if it looks damn hard and then I'm like, oh, but it lasts only as long as a wave or something.

[00:01:24] I'm like, who wants to go? It's so much effort.

[00:01:27] It's too much effort for not as much reward.

[00:01:31] But yes, the correct answer to the question, why did you go surfing when you don't know how to surf is girlfriend?

[00:01:39] That is basically the one word. I was telling me, I was telling me, I was telling me less impact and more like I had a choice.

[00:01:48] You could have just said, you could have just said I had to go and we would have gone with that too.

[00:01:52] No, I need to join the choice. I made the decision.

[00:01:58] We are men. We agree and we are aware of the fact that the women in our life run our lives.

[00:02:06] We've got them convincing us about this patriarchy thing, crazy.

[00:02:15] You guys seen Brooklyn 99, no?

[00:02:19] There's that fantastic bit in Brooklyn 99 where Boyle and Gina are having a conversation about how Boyle wants who's that guy played by Jason Mensookas.

[00:02:31] Pimento. Mento starts living with Boyle and Boyle is getting annoyed and he can't get Pimento to leave.

[00:02:38] He doesn't like he's not alpha enough to tell Pimento to leave.

[00:02:42] Gina is trying to get him to be alpha and Boyle just doesn't get it.

[00:02:47] I'm so happy being a beta. I'm just so happy being a beta.

[00:02:51] Finally, Gina does it for him. Basically becomes the alpha and tells Pimento to fuck off.

[00:02:57] She's like see, being an alpha is really good. Boyle is just like,

[00:03:02] or did I just beta you into solving my problem?

[00:03:06] That is basically what this entire thing is.

[00:03:10] Full fucking 4D chess men of the world can play which is fascinating.

[00:03:16] Crash, what's going on with you? You're coming to Bombay.

[00:03:19] I am coming to Bombay so that'll be fun.

[00:03:22] I'll be in from the 18th, 19th onwards and hopefully you will try and come and meet you guys in the studio or apart from this.

[00:03:32] Yes, yes.

[00:03:33] To be fair, we haven't been to the studio in a while.

[00:03:36] People that I do know who there when we joined the studio have left.

[00:03:43] The next time we go to the studio, there might be a completely new set of people who don't know who we are.

[00:03:48] We won't know who they are. They'll be very awkward.

[00:03:51] So yeah, I don't know when we'll go into the physical studio next because it is remote just ends up being a big deal.

[00:03:57] Doesn't it happen?

[00:03:58] Yeah, yeah.

[00:03:59] Yeah, exactly.

[00:04:00] Right, shall we talk about the week ends action then because there's a lot of things in the title race.

[00:04:07] Mukeh, you would be the happiest of all of us.

[00:04:13] You don't look it which is typical of Liverpool fans.

[00:04:17] That is true.

[00:04:18] Show the happiness man.

[00:04:19] Look what the happiness is. It's fine.

[00:04:21] I don't want to jinx it at all.

[00:04:24] Game 38, the last minute of extra time.

[00:04:29] But what if you lose the title by game 35?

[00:04:31] No, I'm not sure anything.

[00:04:34] And you would all along.

[00:04:37] You have started your sadness in advance.

[00:04:40] Yeah.

[00:04:41] You have accounted for it.

[00:04:43] The only way is emotionally out.

[00:04:48] Yes, but of course Liverpool do have the advantage in the title race now.

[00:04:53] Because they won two on Ed Brighton and Manchester City and Arsenal were playing at the idea.

[00:05:01] They treated us to a spectacularly entertaining 00 draw.

[00:05:07] Sock asm in the season.

[00:05:09] Oh my God.

[00:05:10] Oh my God.

[00:05:11] That was so good.

[00:05:12] I was so good.

[00:05:13] I was so good.

[00:05:14] I was so good.

[00:05:15] I was so good.

[00:05:16] I was so good.

[00:05:17] I was so good.

[00:05:18] I was so good.

[00:05:19] I was so good.

[00:05:20] Yeah.

[00:05:21] I told my wife that сегодня at 9 p.m., I am going to sit in front of the television

[00:05:28] and watch вним움 because it will be a great game.

[00:05:32] It is a very important game in the title that two teams were in the amazing format

[00:05:39] Let's see.

[00:05:40] And at half time, my wife is like, yeah.

[00:05:45] This is fine you can do what you want.

[00:05:49] He's watched football and half time I was like,

[00:05:52] you want to watch Netflix or this is it got to a point where I suggested to my wife that we should watch Big Bang Theory of all shows.

[00:06:00] The worst fucking show in the history of sitcoms.

[00:06:04] I was like, let's watch Big Bang Theory.

[00:06:06] Sheldon's Chutthya is better.

[00:06:08] Yeah.

[00:06:09] Oh my god.

[00:06:10] And I can't believe that people are trying to be like,

[00:06:12] he was a tactical master class of canceling each other out.

[00:06:15] I'm like, that's still so boring.

[00:06:19] Oh my god.

[00:06:19] It is good that it's so boring.

[00:06:21] This game was as close to Sheffield United versus fucking Leicester City

[00:06:31] as it can be.

[00:06:32] No, I don't like this.

[00:06:33] The shape field versus Norwich.

[00:06:35] Sorry.

[00:06:35] This is watching England, Australia play a ending test match.

[00:06:41] I'm watching the seven today or something.

[00:06:43] Like it was that boring.

[00:06:45] I could not believe that people actually support these themes

[00:06:49] under freezing them.

[00:06:50] Like I'm like, oh my god.

[00:06:51] How can you even support this?

[00:06:55] I'm sorry.

[00:06:55] I don't know if someone else is winning trophies.

[00:06:57] It can't be about the trophies.

[00:06:59] Like, remember, it's really like what

[00:07:00] isn't going to you as a person that you enjoy.

[00:07:04] Look at me.

[00:07:04] Did you just hint at the fact that Liverpool are going to win the league this year?

[00:07:08] You know, I said,

[00:07:09] even if they win the season,

[00:07:11] what does it do to you as a person that you enjoy?

[00:07:14] This is so boring.

[00:07:15] Like I can't, like I generally text my ass with my saying

[00:07:18] you actually support this.

[00:07:19] Like is this, you can change.

[00:07:22] I know this is the thing that football fans can't change that team.

[00:07:24] And like,

[00:07:25] but you can.

[00:07:26] Like you don't have to support this.

[00:07:27] This is ridiculous.

[00:07:28] Like you're saying this is you at your best.

[00:07:31] Like I understand you have your team is in a bad phase

[00:07:35] and they're playing bad football.

[00:07:37] But this is your best football.

[00:07:39] And it's the most boring thing I've ever seen.

[00:07:41] Like you know, I'm going to say like,

[00:07:42] oh my god honestly,

[00:07:44] it wasn't even

[00:07:45] beautiful defense,

[00:07:47] like you know, like a simmione or a moorine or you know,

[00:07:49] there's aggression and there's dirtiness

[00:07:51] and there's negative football you

[00:07:53] and this is just

[00:07:55] Tony Pulez.

[00:07:56] It was Tony ball.

[00:07:58] It was Pulez ball.

[00:08:00] Oh my god.

[00:08:02] So dull.

[00:08:02] Sorry.

[00:08:04] Mukesh is your Instagram profile private or is it public?

[00:08:06] It's public.

[00:08:08] I think you might need to make it private

[00:08:10] because lots of hate are not.

[00:08:12] What's the

[00:08:14] lots of lots of

[00:08:16] lots of Arsenal fans and three city fans are going to

[00:08:19] shower you with a lot of

[00:08:21] one of them being known.

[00:08:22] Yeah, there's something like

[00:08:26] man, but he had no very,

[00:08:27] very seriously speaking.

[00:08:28] I know you're you're joking because of course

[00:08:32] the same can be asked about you if Liverpool were to go on

[00:08:34] to win the title this season.

[00:08:36] How does it affect you

[00:08:37] as a Liverpool fan Mukesh sitting so far away

[00:08:40] from the city of Liverpool in the

[00:08:42] coolest rubber book that

[00:08:43] the spectacle is entertaining.

[00:08:46] At the end of the day,

[00:08:47] see, a minute, a minute, the spectacle is not

[00:08:49] entertaining.

[00:08:50] The spectacle doesn't exist.

[00:08:51] Klopp has made a six-surgery

[00:08:53] caravan.

[00:08:53] Those guys are

[00:08:54] technicals.

[00:08:54] Okay.

[00:08:57] I'm on the issue.

[00:09:00] I should become a man city supporter.

[00:09:02] The first

[00:09:03] first caters going to come to your account.

[00:09:07] I feel like I feel like man city already

[00:09:09] have enough fans.

[00:09:11] It's too many.

[00:09:12] It's too many.

[00:09:12] Five fans that they have it's too many.

[00:09:14] So I don't think anybody else needs to jump

[00:09:16] ship and follow that

[00:09:19] economically inflated bandwagon.

[00:09:21] But okay, you say that the

[00:09:23] defending wasn't great but I feel like

[00:09:24] Arsenal's defending doesn't have to be given credit.

[00:09:27] It was great promising.

[00:09:28] It wasn't like

[00:09:29] it was a beautiful to look at.

[00:09:32] Or it was so ugly it became beautiful.

[00:09:34] Like you're not putting it away.

[00:09:35] I, I, okay.

[00:09:36] I disagree with you very

[00:09:38] specifically on that point.

[00:09:40] I feel like Arsenal's defending was so ugly.

[00:09:43] It was beautiful to look at.

[00:09:45] And case in point being Gabriel's teeth.

[00:09:50] Because if there is a point

[00:09:52] other stadium as a floodlight

[00:09:54] or a bandwagon.

[00:09:55] There is some electrical issue.

[00:09:57] So he was happy to add.

[00:09:58] Happy to be able to get

[00:09:59] Gabriel Gabriel.

[00:10:00] Gabriel could chada

[00:10:01] the floodlight way

[00:10:03] and tell him to smile

[00:10:04] and the game will continue.

[00:10:06] And give Arsenal an extra substitution

[00:10:08] because he's helping the game progress.

[00:10:10] But fuck me those teeth were like

[00:10:13] next level there was even a point where

[00:10:15] I think he went up for a challenge at a corner

[00:10:16] and he, he hurt his face and he went down

[00:10:19] and he was clutching his jaw.

[00:10:21] And all I kept thinking was,

[00:10:22] by the way that it's so big

[00:10:25] obviously they're going to get hurt.

[00:10:27] Like your teeth walk into a room before you do.

[00:10:30] At a point I was wondering whether

[00:10:32] the boxes were the retainers or the thing.

[00:10:35] I felt that he's wearing one of those

[00:10:37] just because of how intense the game is.

[00:10:39] Yeah.

[00:10:41] Are these really his teeth?

[00:10:43] No, they're not.

[00:10:44] Because all footballers do that right

[00:10:46] once they make a certain amount of money

[00:10:47] they have the money to spend

[00:10:49] and the editor's office

[00:10:50] and they get fake teeth put in

[00:10:51] like vineyards

[00:10:52] or hair transplant.

[00:10:54] Or hair transplant.

[00:10:55] Both are the

[00:10:56] I feel like

[00:10:57] Jorapian football has contributed

[00:10:59] the most to inflating the business

[00:11:01] capabilities of cosmetic surgeons

[00:11:04] in terms of hair and teeth.

[00:11:05] Yeah, so that is

[00:11:06] Actresses get the shot and they just take on this.

[00:11:09] Do you think?

[00:11:09] Exactly.

[00:11:10] Absolutely.

[00:11:11] Where are we going?

[00:11:13] We're going to get a bit of a interview

[00:11:15] because we had to be shot on it.

[00:11:16] Yeah.

[00:11:17] I

[00:11:20] That was really listening.

[00:11:24] But I was like

[00:11:26] please, please, bookie

[00:11:27] don't say female listeners

[00:11:28] just don't

[00:11:29] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:11:30] That's right.

[00:11:31] That's right.

[00:11:31] That's wrong.

[00:11:32] That's wrong.

[00:11:33] You can't get in.

[00:11:34] I, I, I, I just, I just,

[00:11:37] I just want to say to everybody who's listening

[00:11:41] to and watching this broadcast

[00:11:43] I want to send an open invitation

[00:11:44] to the likes of Umpla

[00:11:46] and Bollywood life

[00:11:47] and viral fucking bhaiani

[00:11:48] kithare tumare paparazzi banchod bhai

[00:11:50] jao hu daarun jao emerex pe

[00:11:52] gabriyal ka foto deko

[00:11:53] isne kosmetic surgery bhaiya

[00:11:56] It's low all of that.

[00:11:57] Is it?

[00:11:58] Man, you're the animal.

[00:11:58] How much like male footballers

[00:12:01] um managers

[00:12:03] right they do so much

[00:12:05] like so we changes to their face

[00:12:07] right teeth and like

[00:12:08] and I'm skin like

[00:12:09] you know famous

[00:12:10] in one of those stuff to escape

[00:12:12] where I'm sure some

[00:12:13] level some stuff is happening

[00:12:14] to their body also right

[00:12:15] like I'm thinking

[00:12:16] yeah

[00:12:16] every below the neck

[00:12:18] and below

[00:12:19] Yeah

[00:12:19] Uh it's I think there

[00:12:20] needs to be um

[00:12:22] just a football page three

[00:12:24] like Ms

[00:12:25] Mariam or something like that

[00:12:31] But I mean if you start having that

[00:12:33] right then immediately you're going to be

[00:12:34] like can we start focusing on the real game

[00:12:36] because that used to be the media earlier on right

[00:12:39] correct

[00:12:39] We see in this earlier on

[00:12:40] I think like the early 2000s

[00:12:42] and the 90s we used to see a lot

[00:12:43] of this kind of bullshit media

[00:12:45] yeah but now if you kind of bring that in

[00:12:47] that's just encouraging

[00:12:49] Instagram worthy footballers

[00:12:51] I would love

[00:12:52] I would love for Gabrielle

[00:12:53] let's to come out and say

[00:12:54] uh I would really like it

[00:12:56] if the media focused on the way

[00:12:57] I play football and not how I look

[00:12:59] you know I would

[00:13:00] yeah

[00:13:01] and then someone like

[00:13:02] Maguire will be like hey guys

[00:13:03] let's focus less on my football

[00:13:05] on the

[00:13:06] more of my

[00:13:07] teeth

[00:13:08] more of my

[00:13:08] skills

[00:13:09] Maguire would be like

[00:13:10] let's focus less on my football

[00:13:11] more on my looks

[00:13:12] oh fuck

[00:13:13] can't even focus on my looks

[00:13:14] nothing great there

[00:13:15] can we focus on

[00:13:16] can we focus on the meme

[00:13:18] where I was talking to three girls

[00:13:19] please

[00:13:19] let's focus on that

[00:13:20] there's a one flattering meme of me

[00:13:23] no but I feel like

[00:13:25] in terms of the defend that

[00:13:27] I think credit where credit is due

[00:13:28] I think Arsenal did defend well

[00:13:29] and they defended so well

[00:13:31] that burling harland

[00:13:32] a player

[00:13:33] who is who is known to be a lethal force

[00:13:35] in front of gold

[00:13:36] Ramakalab as a breakfast

[00:13:38] for goals marta

[00:13:39] he was nowhere to be seen

[00:13:40] they kept him very very

[00:13:41] very

[00:13:42] man city had one shot on target

[00:13:44] and that was I think Nathan arc is

[00:13:46] header that

[00:13:47] David Raya saved which was

[00:13:49] very early on in the game

[00:13:50] but

[00:13:50] halon was nowhere to be seen

[00:13:52] and on sky sports in the UK

[00:13:53] Roy Keen had something very

[00:13:55] interesting to say about this

[00:13:56] yeah I see

[00:13:59] Roy Keen basically called

[00:14:02] urling harland a league

[00:14:03] two player

[00:14:05] like his quote exactly was

[00:14:07] the levels of his general play

[00:14:08] so poor not just today

[00:14:10] I think his laying stuff off

[00:14:11] headers whatever it might be

[00:14:13] in front of goal he's the best

[00:14:14] in the world

[00:14:15] but for his general play

[00:14:16] for such a player

[00:14:17] it is so poor

[00:14:18] he has to improve that

[00:14:19] he's almost like a league

[00:14:21] two player

[00:14:21] that's the way I look at him

[00:14:23] his general play has to

[00:14:24] improve and it will do

[00:14:25] over the next few years

[00:14:29] you think Roy Keen just wants

[00:14:31] to continue that

[00:14:32] feud with alphangye harland

[00:14:33] yeah I was just

[00:14:34] seems like yeah

[00:14:35] this seems like

[00:14:37] I want more revenge

[00:14:38] I wasn't happy

[00:14:39] being your father's

[00:14:40] shin

[00:14:41] so like that's

[00:14:43] he's like a

[00:14:43] mind is rolling

[00:14:44] no in

[00:14:45] yeah

[00:14:46] exactly

[00:14:48] Roy Keen is basically saying

[00:14:49] dadha of dadha

[00:14:50] of the

[00:14:51] player

[00:14:51] yeah

[00:14:51] he's basically saying that he's

[00:14:55] going through the entire

[00:14:55] generation of the harland

[00:14:57] fancily

[00:14:57] we can't just

[00:14:58] some keep going

[00:14:59] so it is fantastic

[00:15:00] but do you

[00:15:03] what would

[00:15:04] what would make Roy Keen say

[00:15:05] harland is a league two player

[00:15:08] why not league one

[00:15:09] that's what I want in

[00:15:10] why not championship

[00:15:12] because that is also

[00:15:13] a day-get harland

[00:15:14] could be it but he's gone straight

[00:15:16] for the bottom league

[00:15:17] in the professional football

[00:15:18] perimeter in England

[00:15:19] see that league two he

[00:15:20] told you

[00:15:23] I think league one

[00:15:24] it is bizarre

[00:15:25] no

[00:15:25] no

[00:15:25] your marriage

[00:15:26] where do you

[00:15:27] redeem

[00:15:27] Roy Keen once

[00:15:28] play your marriage

[00:15:29] in league one

[00:15:29] or something like that

[00:15:31] I think he has

[00:15:32] no he managed

[00:15:32] Sundayland

[00:15:33] he managed

[00:15:34] Sundayland

[00:15:34] but it was a

[00:15:35] he will

[00:15:36] manage

[00:15:37] championship league one

[00:15:38] liberty championship

[00:15:40] but

[00:15:41] I think they want

[00:15:41] in league two

[00:15:43] I don't think he was managing

[00:15:44] a team in league two

[00:15:45] no

[00:15:46] if you're point saying that

[00:15:47] if

[00:15:49] I think he's like

[00:15:49] it's what he can't

[00:15:50] see very close to whatever he did

[00:15:52] right

[00:15:52] he can't

[00:15:53] you're right

[00:15:53] he has to do

[00:15:55] he can't be like

[00:15:55] my

[00:15:56] my

[00:15:56] cottage team or something

[00:15:57] and he can't do that

[00:15:59] my

[00:16:00] yeah your digs have to be

[00:16:02] far enough from

[00:16:03] your biggest embarrassment

[00:16:05] he's like

[00:16:06] why he for a part

[00:16:07] he plays for like what

[00:16:08] Celtic

[00:16:09] whatever

[00:16:09] wherever

[00:16:10] Rocky played

[00:16:12] I mean the best thing

[00:16:13] he could say right now

[00:16:14] he looks like a man United

[00:16:15] player

[00:16:16] like that's the best

[00:16:17] day

[00:16:17] he can make

[00:16:19] in this current climate

[00:16:20] yes yes I know

[00:16:21] Celtic

[00:16:22] but he's

[00:16:22] jokes about my own team

[00:16:23] that is

[00:16:24] that is the way to cope

[00:16:25] with the depression

[00:16:25] that is being a man United

[00:16:27] bad

[00:16:27] so

[00:16:28] typically

[00:16:29] awkward for us

[00:16:30] dude

[00:16:30] oh dude

[00:16:31] you go

[00:16:33] deprecate

[00:16:34] somewhere

[00:16:34] as

[00:16:35] your feelings

[00:16:37] yeah

[00:16:38] very well

[00:16:39] no no my feelings

[00:16:39] will come in the second

[00:16:40] of when we'll actually

[00:16:41] talk about united one

[00:16:42] Frankfurt one

[00:16:43] that is that is for

[00:16:44] second up

[00:16:45] so

[00:16:45] we'll talk about

[00:16:45] questions

[00:16:47] after he's got

[00:16:48] we'll talk about him

[00:16:50] but from

[00:16:50] Rocky and the other

[00:16:51] the other figures

[00:16:52] that was very

[00:16:54] much in the mix of things

[00:16:55] in this fixture

[00:16:56] was pep godiolla

[00:16:57] because

[00:16:58] he

[00:16:59] had so many things happening

[00:17:01] he was frustrated

[00:17:02] on the touch line throughout

[00:17:03] the game because his players

[00:17:04] apparently

[00:17:05] were not carrying out

[00:17:06] the game plan

[00:17:07] like he expected

[00:17:08] but after the match

[00:17:10] he did go to jack

[00:17:11] grelish and give him a

[00:17:12] stern talking to him

[00:17:13] he was

[00:17:14] losing it at jack grelish

[00:17:16] and jack grelish

[00:17:17] like a sweet little

[00:17:17] school boy was taking

[00:17:18] it was like yeah

[00:17:19] yeah i just can't

[00:17:20] okay

[00:17:21] okay

[00:17:21] and then

[00:17:22] and then what do i do

[00:17:23] he was just

[00:17:24] almost like jack grelish

[00:17:25] like

[00:17:25] he's like

[00:17:26] he's like

[00:17:26] he's like

[00:17:28] he's like

[00:17:28] he's like

[00:17:29] for me

[00:17:30] he was just

[00:17:30] like

[00:17:31] you know the teachers

[00:17:32] yelling at you

[00:17:32] and nothing

[00:17:33] you

[00:17:33] there's a point

[00:17:34] where teachers yelling

[00:17:35] and you sold out

[00:17:36] you basically

[00:17:37] sold out

[00:17:38] and you're like

[00:17:39] yeah

[00:17:40] yeah

[00:17:41] yeah

[00:17:42] he was dreaming of recess

[00:17:49] at that point

[00:17:50] if you put a

[00:17:51] if you put a thought bubble

[00:17:52] over his head

[00:17:52] he just said

[00:17:53] recess

[00:17:55] but yeah so he went

[00:17:56] he went

[00:17:56] he told jack grelish

[00:17:57] off and then

[00:17:58] he stopped

[00:17:59] holleted conversation

[00:18:01] between heart

[00:18:01] and Gabrielle

[00:18:03] it to the point

[00:18:04] Gabrielle just didn't want

[00:18:05] to let go

[00:18:06] he was like

[00:18:06] no no

[00:18:07] i was friendly

[00:18:07] but i was really

[00:18:12] What i was telling him

[00:18:13] in a very friendly manner

[00:18:15] that you

[00:18:15] were talking

[00:18:16] wrong

[00:18:16] he's like

[00:18:17] a

[00:18:17] completely

[00:18:21] i don't think

[00:18:22] i don't think any arsenal

[00:18:23] player was making a

[00:18:23] reference to a Liverpool player

[00:18:26] but

[00:18:27] yes

[00:18:28] he didn't manage to kind of put them

[00:18:31] do you think

[00:18:31] Guardianola is the best person

[00:18:33] to stop an argument

[00:18:34] between two players though

[00:18:37] I could see that, at least in this case definitely.

[00:18:42] But I mean then he will go and he like he went to Gabriel

[00:18:46] after that on his own he hugged him out and said okay,

[00:18:48] why don't you chill out and relax to it right?

[00:18:50] He'll deal with the situation in his own way.

[00:18:52] He said my player cannot get involved with it.

[00:18:54] I will fight on their behalf.

[00:18:55] So I think that I kind of like from his side.

[00:18:58] No, I feel like if he goes to stop a fight between two players

[00:19:02] he's going to be quite effective because he will

[00:19:05] pour them with strategies and football nerds.

[00:19:08] That's why Jaggu English has a drinking problem.

[00:19:11] And he's like oh my god.

[00:19:13] He's just pouring me.

[00:19:15] Probably.

[00:19:16] The only time I have inverted a pyramid is when I am

[00:19:21] a bottle of petrol in my short class.

[00:19:24] But yes, so that was there was man city.

[00:19:28] But yes, like I said this does put Liverpool top of the table.

[00:19:32] And more than that.

[00:19:33] I mean, I would say that.

[00:19:34] One of the best people in the world.

[00:19:36] Liverpool.

[00:19:37] But that is that.

[00:19:38] And the biggest of all in the world.

[00:19:40] But Leibovol beaten Brighton to one.

[00:19:42] Yeah after that horrendous defeat in the FA Cup

[00:19:43] to a certain team.

[00:19:44] Of Manchester United.

[00:19:45] A certain.

[00:19:46] A certain mid team.

[00:19:47] All upset.

[00:19:48] Yes.

[00:19:49] Get a specific upset.

[00:19:50] Hey, they all they all count.

[00:19:51] Upset, Hojan, they all count.

[00:19:52] But yes, they are back to winning ways now two one against Brighton.

[00:19:56] He didn't seem like he would go that way because

[00:19:58] I don't know but you know it felt like I think okay here's the thing it felt like Liverpool

[00:20:04] It's got two for sure right it didn't look like a good defend and

[00:20:08] Districted only one which is what I think was scary because you think even the end Adam Loughlin

[00:20:11] I think he just sprayed a shot really wide and I was like that's his thing being a Liverpool player

[00:20:17] There was no way he could have missed that shot right there's I'd like, you know

[00:20:20] You know are gonna. He's an injured player, but he's never been a bad player

[00:20:24] Right and this is the guy who's famously scored in tight like he scored in crunch situations before

[00:20:31] As an apprugation he has a little bit of a little cool. But I had to find when he's been that shot where I'm like

[00:20:36] He still has it in him. He still has it in him. Yeah

[00:20:40] Games that cloppers one against the Zabni

[00:20:43] Yeah, you think it's it's clops we are saying deserve he's not the right candidate to take over after he's not

[00:20:54] Okay, oh

[00:20:59] No, no, no it was absolutely supplied they both must pump up very very well done

[00:21:14] That's what he makes you think

[00:21:16] Yeah

[00:21:19] But let's talk about the managerial candidates now because Jabi Alonso has said that Liverpool is not going to be a

[00:21:25] He takes to stay at level 2, which I think is a fantastic decision from Jabi Alonso's point of view because

[00:21:30] He's not an established manager yet. Yeah, you know

[00:21:34] He's he's on his way to win his first league trophy with Levacusin

[00:21:37] But I think one more season and a champion

[00:21:42] I think a Champions League run with less pressure

[00:21:45] Less pressure and because you see if he comes to Liverpool right?

[00:21:48] Let's see how much heat yeah between bio and real Madrid and Liverpool Real Madrid and bio until you have to win it

[00:21:54] Like this other option you have to win the Champions League of Pools like hey

[00:21:57] You have to do really well in the Champions League and there is some pressure to win it

[00:22:02] So it's too much for him someone who's never cleared and we saw Graham Porter's struggling at Chelsea

[00:22:07] Yeah, with the same sort of pressure

[00:22:09] And maybe Alonso is a better manager than a potter maybe he's not but I think it's a very smart

[00:22:15] call to stay back at like a crucial make the Champions League mistakes

[00:22:18] He still has the street cred that he be the guy who's beaten by Murik right maybe given that the way he's playing

[00:22:26] You can imagine they'll get till Porter's it's not an unsafe bet

[00:22:30] And after that he even makes it a semi

[00:22:33] That's great like easy. It's a great run. Yeah, it's a great run

[00:22:36] But now that Alonso is categorically out of the race

[00:22:40] Does our we and Ruben Amarim are the two front runners for the job

[00:22:47] What do you what do you say about Thomas Frank? What do you think do you think that's a good idea?

[00:22:51] I think

[00:22:54] If this was post-Brendon roaches are right to take a Thomas Frank

[00:22:58] But because I mean post post-Brendon roaches you would have taken anyone

[00:23:01] That's it

[00:23:03] Post-Brendon roaches you could have taken Akash. Yeah, as an evident man

[00:23:07] Who's not a manager managing Liverpool like this will still be better

[00:23:13] Uh yeah, so maybe but I think now only because I do feel like at some level I know my dow humble your players look on the outside

[00:23:20] They don't want to take the instruction from someone who's at some level or sort of some sort of winner and that's sure about something at least

[00:23:27] I domestically or somebody

[00:23:29] Yeah, maybe Thomas Frank even though I think if all players listen to him he might get something really good

[00:23:34] But I think it goes will come in between and that man actually bad so Liverpool have to go to a really shit position

[00:23:41] And then we can first put in the lap. I feel like I feel like definitely

[00:23:45] Deserbhi is

[00:23:48] The better of all three options

[00:23:52] Really

[00:23:55] Yes, so this is my thinking my thinking is that Deserbhi has proven himself in the Premier League

[00:24:00] He's got Premier League experience now

[00:24:02] So he knows the teams that he's going to be up against and the and the players that he's going to come up against

[00:24:07] We know tactically. He's quite sound. He's he's continued the philosophy of Brighton now

[00:24:13] That philosophy and Liverpool's

[00:24:15] Footballing philosophy might be slightly different

[00:24:17] But I think Deserbhi is done enough to prove himself as a competent strategic manager

[00:24:24] On the other hand, Rubin Amarim also a young manager playing

[00:24:27] With sporting in Portugal

[00:24:29] He's a bit of a gambler. Of course he's very highly rated in Europe

[00:24:33] But it's still him with sporting in a league in Europe that is not one of the top leagues in Europe

[00:24:40] So how is that transition going to be for an Amarim to come to the Premier League and add a Liverpool no less

[00:24:45] Not even a mid-tableteam where he gets to dip his toes into the Premier League water is a little bit

[00:24:49] And then move on to a bigger job in the Premier League

[00:24:51] But to directly come here and take over Liverpool might be a little bit of a gambler

[00:24:56] So I feel like because of that

[00:24:59] Specifically Deserbhi makes a little more sense to me

[00:25:01] So this is the way I see it, right? Which is

[00:25:05] That's it. We've seen every club

[00:25:09] From Liverpool of the 80s who can I take over the 2010s to Arsenal

[00:25:15] The minute are you in Moorichal? See Moorichal?

[00:25:17] The minute a big manager leaves the shit for a good two to three years they shit

[00:25:23] So to me

[00:25:26] Someone like

[00:25:28] Ruben Amarim he had I think the cyclist got that that he has a lot more to prove

[00:25:35] And he shit he's we

[00:25:36] Is he's not yet fired early and then we can get along

[00:25:41] Which to me similar or if he works he works in the long term

[00:25:44] Deserbhi I feel like only because other managers have sort of probably figured him out

[00:25:49] That's one

[00:25:51] You know, I do feel like a good hire after another minute

[00:25:55] We sort of freshness of freshness of ideas

[00:25:58] Whereas Deserbhi I'm not sure if he offers that same freshness and long

[00:26:01] Amarim offers because for me waiting is Amarim is

[00:26:03] If he doesn't work and there's a very good chance he won't work

[00:26:06] And there's a very good chance that despite I think maybe I think sporting one after 16 years

[00:26:10] Something that obviously doesn't translate

[00:26:13] But the last time Liverpool did this mistake of

[00:26:16] Choosing someone slightly proven over someone from Portugal who does well was Joseph Mori

[00:26:21] Meant to I think he was supposed to come to Liverpool and they said one they picked Benitez over it

[00:26:25] And ironically Benitez who won the league with Valencia ended up winning the Champions League

[00:26:29] At Liverpool and then Mori

[00:26:30] No, he mislead me to win

[00:26:32] Back to my thing leads

[00:26:34] So I think it would be more useful to try with Amarim because after the club it is going to be shale

[00:26:38] And then they will be shale for a good to see

[00:26:41] So now to see where I'll hold you to it

[00:26:44] Hold me

[00:26:44] Fuck, fuck, fuck

[00:26:46] No, I'm not

[00:26:48] I'll go to your house and hide in front of you

[00:26:50] Oh yeah

[00:26:52] We have that

[00:26:54] But I'm so much happier

[00:26:57] My middle health is alright, David

[00:27:01] But I'm sure that very nice

[00:27:03] It's a much different bed

[00:27:04] No one knows it

[00:27:05] Anifish

[00:27:06] Yeah

[00:27:06] We can just wait for an on

[00:27:09] Very quickly before we go into the break

[00:27:12] Let's talk about Alexis McAllister because that was possibly one of his best performances in Liverpool

[00:27:17] Yeah

[00:27:18] He was probably the best

[00:27:19] He completely random it felt

[00:27:21] Which even makes me think that

[00:27:23] Man, because earlier on this season he was playing

[00:27:26] Number six

[00:27:27] He was playing much deeper

[00:27:29] Which means he couldn't come up

[00:27:30] But now he's doing so

[00:27:31] I've been now that what Haru and Do has emerged as a Japanese samurai

[00:27:35] Oh yeah

[00:27:37] He's been casted so much more up front

[00:27:39] He's really good every passing

[00:27:41] He's also so calm and composed

[00:27:44] I don't know how he does it

[00:27:45] Like he seems so calm

[00:27:46] I think

[00:27:47] Tiny spaces

[00:27:48] Yeah but I feel like he spends his time

[00:27:51] And he uses a lot of his football education to watch clips of Kobi Man who playing

[00:27:54] So I think that's what

[00:27:56] You know teaches him on how to be

[00:27:59] A calm and composed midfielder on the ball

[00:28:02] That's true

[00:28:02] So he's learning from the best

[00:28:04] The guy who gave I think the assist to Messi in one of the goals at least

[00:28:09] Is learning from Kobi Man

[00:28:10] Who's just been called up

[00:28:12] Who's biggest set to be allowed to be called up

[00:28:14] For the time

[00:28:15] Yeah but I mean you learn something new every day

[00:28:17] So you know

[00:28:18] The learning never stops

[00:28:19] Okay

[00:28:19] The learning

[00:28:20] Never stops

[00:28:22] Right

[00:28:23] On that note let's say a quick break on the other side

[00:28:25] We talk about the nonsense

[00:28:27] That is Manchester United

[00:28:29] And the absolute

[00:28:30] entertaining fixture

[00:28:32] Between Newcastle and Westam United

[00:28:34] Lots to talk about

[00:28:35] See you on the other side

[00:28:39] Welcome back to the corner flag everybody

[00:28:41] And as always we begin the second half with your questions

[00:28:44] Questions

[00:28:45] Questions

[00:28:46] Questions

[00:28:48] With the corner flag

[00:28:50] Dude

[00:28:51] Answers also huh

[00:28:54] Super our first question is by Noob Clicks

[00:28:57] He says Zabi Alonso also rejected Liverpool

[00:29:01] So Slavin Billage

[00:29:03] Yes

[00:29:05] Yeah

[00:29:06] I'm ready for some

[00:29:07] I wanted to bring this up here

[00:29:09] Oh my god

[00:29:10] I'm ready for some Pueblo

[00:29:11] Because considering our

[00:29:13] Trotters and EU playing Pueblo is ball with the six balls formation

[00:29:17] I'm ready for a Pueblo

[00:29:19] Pueblo is ball

[00:29:20] Okay

[00:29:21] I really want to

[00:29:23] To

[00:29:24] Congratulate Noob Clicks

[00:29:26] For this question

[00:29:27] I really really love this

[00:29:29] Because we keep talking about Tony Pueblo

[00:29:32] And we keep talking about Sam Aladay

[00:29:34] But a certain Slavin Billage's name

[00:29:36] Is not mentioned enough on this podcast

[00:29:38] Absolutely

[00:29:38] And I feel like a legendary manager

[00:29:40] Like Slavin Billage

[00:29:41] Needs more representation

[00:29:43] And thank you Noob Clicks for reminding us

[00:29:45] That this character exists

[00:29:47] And for sure

[00:29:49] For fucking sure

[00:29:51] I would love to see Slavin Billage

[00:29:54] At liver for sure

[00:29:55] That would make my day

[00:29:57] 100%

[00:29:59] Fully

[00:29:59] Fully agreed

[00:30:01] The next one is by Metha Ishan

[00:30:03] He says honestly

[00:30:04] Ask him if he has any new name

[00:30:06] How do you keep calling him?

[00:30:07] Tell him

[00:30:08] I'm not going to say anything

[00:30:11] I mean

[00:30:12] I don't think I'm going to

[00:30:14] Either did I

[00:30:16] Yeah, I don't

[00:30:17] Enjoy the whole day

[00:30:19] Just eat sweets, watch TV

[00:30:21] You don't like food

[00:30:22] I don't like onions

[00:30:24] What?

[00:30:25] Bully wrong to be

[00:30:26] No, I actually turned like it

[00:30:27] I don't like all the time

[00:30:29] What do you only

[00:30:30] Hold up

[00:30:30] What?

[00:30:31] Nothing

[00:30:32] I was like

[00:30:33] Like somebody easy

[00:30:34] You own the streets of Bantra

[00:30:36] Oh

[00:30:37] Did they did somebody come up to you

[00:30:39] And you're like

[00:30:39] Oh, it's your day

[00:30:41] How old was that you

[00:30:43] That was a very accurate

[00:30:44] So I was like

[00:30:45] I don't know what happened

[00:30:48] Yeah, it was

[00:30:49] Yeah

[00:30:50] So

[00:30:51] The next one

[00:30:52] I know you wanted to say something

[00:30:54] No, that's a totally

[00:30:55] No, holy

[00:30:56] Okay

[00:30:57] You want to tell us after we stop recording

[00:30:59] Yeah, that's a pretty

[00:31:01] It's a private thing that I do

[00:31:02] Good

[00:31:03] Members only guys

[00:31:05] If you give us a followers on YouTube

[00:31:07] We'll launch a membership tier

[00:31:08] If I wanted rupees a month

[00:31:10] You can get all of Mookace's embarrassing stories

[00:31:12] That's actually a good scheme though

[00:31:14] How much would you reveal

[00:31:15] It's a great scheme for

[00:31:16] How much would someone

[00:31:17] Listen to the podcast

[00:31:18] Have you interviewed

[00:31:20] To feel you to be like

[00:31:21] Okay, I just see

[00:31:22] I will tell you something

[00:31:23] It might happen with some

[00:31:25] Girl friend or something

[00:31:25] What would it take

[00:31:27] I'm like

[00:31:28] I'm like

[00:31:28] 2000 rupees and I'll reveal something

[00:31:30] That's how long

[00:31:31] You are

[00:31:32] You already gave the price also

[00:31:34] Yeah, 2000 rupees is someone

[00:31:35] I will

[00:31:36] With per secret in there

[00:31:38] You're

[00:31:39] Okay, cool

[00:31:40] Because there's a new

[00:31:40] There's a new

[00:31:41] A new

[00:31:42] Coffee tier

[00:31:43] Yeah, you guys are new

[00:31:44] Coffee tier for you

[00:31:45] What are your reads

[00:31:46] Yeah

[00:31:47] Amazing

[00:31:48] Yeah

[00:31:50] Yeah, 2000

[00:31:51] It depends on the level of secret

[00:31:53] Of course, I said

[00:31:54] Something embarrassing about the option

[00:31:55] That's like a 2000

[00:31:57] To be your secret

[00:31:58] Yeah, yeah, I think

[00:31:59] I'll also started around 2000

[00:32:01] I'll go up to

[00:32:03] Let's say a lack

[00:32:04] But what would you reveal to see

[00:32:06] You're so sexy

[00:32:08] Hey, that's the key

[00:32:10] I can't even say

[00:32:11] You want to reveal that

[00:32:13] That's a

[00:32:14] That's a

[00:32:15] First, first give me

[00:32:17] 2000 to reveal

[00:32:18] What I will reveal

[00:32:19] When you give me a lack

[00:32:20] Then give me a lack

[00:32:21] And I'll reveal what I'll reveal

[00:32:22] When you give me a lack

[00:32:24] Next level

[00:32:25] Next level

[00:32:26] Too good

[00:32:29] The next one is by R.V.N.R

[00:32:31] He says, can man United

[00:32:32] Place poise port and Liverpool's plans once again

[00:32:35] You can

[00:32:38] You can

[00:32:39] Yeah, yeah

[00:32:40] See it depends

[00:32:40] If we're coming off a back of a defeat

[00:32:42] Then yes, we'll have a victory

[00:32:43] If we're coming off the back of a victory

[00:32:45] Then yes, we'll have a defeat

[00:32:46] So it's alternate

[00:32:48] Consistency, not

[00:32:48] It depends on the world

[00:32:50] And what's going on in the sky

[00:32:52] And what's going on in the sky

[00:32:54] And what's going on in the sky

[00:32:56] And what's going on in the sky

[00:32:58] It depends on the entire world

[00:33:02] Okay

[00:33:03] Fair

[00:33:04] The last question is by Duck's dot seven

[00:33:06] He says, yes, Cole Palmer

[00:33:08] The Premier League Youngster this season

[00:33:11] No, Bobby Manu

[00:33:12] Is the Premier League Youngster this season

[00:33:14] Cole Palmer

[00:33:15] Cole Palmer is doing well

[00:33:17] Because he plays in a position where he can score goals

[00:33:20] And he's scoring a lot of goals

[00:33:21] So fair enough

[00:33:22] But he is also

[00:33:24] He is also

[00:33:26] The one good thing

[00:33:27] In an objectively shaped team

[00:33:29] So he stands out a lot more

[00:33:31] Now I say that

[00:33:32] The same could be said about Cody Manu as well

[00:33:34] Exactly but where is Chelsea in the league

[00:33:37] And where is United

[00:33:37] In the city

[00:33:38] In the city

[00:33:39] In the city

[00:33:40] In the city

[00:33:41] I got

[00:33:42] How we like

[00:33:42] Tera team

[00:33:43] In the city

[00:33:43] In the city

[00:33:43] In the city

[00:33:44] In the city

[00:33:45] Exactly

[00:33:46] The fact of the matter

[00:33:47] Prashan

[00:33:48] Is

[00:33:49] My touchy

[00:33:50] Your touchy

[00:33:51] Say

[00:33:51] Cody come basi

[00:33:52] Your touchy

[00:33:53] Very basi

[00:33:54] So

[00:33:55] Which is why

[00:33:56] Co Palmer stands out of that touchy

[00:33:58] I eat rose petals

[00:34:00] You eat asparagus

[00:34:02] That is the difference between your touchy and mic

[00:34:04] No man

[00:34:05] It is still touchy

[00:34:06] But slightly better smelling touchy

[00:34:08] Over absolutely foul smelling touchy

[00:34:10] Cole Palmer above

[00:34:12] Kobe Manu

[00:34:12] No

[00:34:13] No

[00:34:14] What are you talking about

[00:34:15] Yeah

[00:34:16] For sure

[00:34:17] I'm saying even in terms of age bro

[00:34:19] How old is Cole Palmer right now

[00:34:21] Let's see

[00:34:21] 21

[00:34:22] Cole Palmer 21

[00:34:23] Kobe Manu is 18

[00:34:26] He's still sucks

[00:34:27] But he

[00:34:28] How do you see

[00:34:29] He's younger

[00:34:30] He's younger

[00:34:32] He's achieving the same things that Cole Palmer is

[00:34:35] Easy to achieve

[00:34:36] He's not the same thing

[00:34:37] Yeah

[00:34:38] You can't quantify it

[00:34:40] Purely on the base of goals

[00:34:41] Because for in that respect like a goalkeeper

[00:34:44] Never going to score goals

[00:34:45] You can't compare different positions with different position

[00:34:48] As ever going to happen

[00:34:49] And even within the midfield

[00:34:51] Kobe Manu plays in a more defensive role

[00:34:53] So his job is not goal scoring

[00:34:54] His job is

[00:34:56] Is breaking down the play and

[00:34:58] And starting attacks and counter attacks right which he's doing really well

[00:35:00] Cole Palmer's job

[00:35:02] Is to keep scoring the goals

[00:35:03] Because nobody else in Chelsea fucking wants to do it

[00:35:05] And he's doing it really well

[00:35:08] But I feel I feel

[00:35:10] Because Kobe Manu is younger

[00:35:11] And he's still doing what he's doing

[00:35:14] He is a he's a breakthrough

[00:35:16] And fuck it

[00:35:16] Let my man United by a show

[00:35:18] Alejandro Garnacio

[00:35:20] Hey, that's not what you're talking about

[00:35:23] We're talking about men who are going to do it

[00:35:25] I agree

[00:35:26] Garnacio is better

[00:35:27] I'm talking about

[00:35:28] I mean, I'm saying that

[00:35:29] You have two youngsters

[00:35:30] Chelsea has one

[00:35:32] We have an entire squad of youngsters

[00:35:34] What are you talking about?

[00:35:35] Buddy, you have an entire squad of squads

[00:35:38] That is cool

[00:35:40] Your entire squad of the same Andrews

[00:35:43] Three ground five V five kills

[00:35:45] That is true

[00:35:46] They are fully youngster

[00:35:48] They don't bother about anything else

[00:35:50] So

[00:35:51] Bustal Cole Palmer

[00:35:52] I sure

[00:35:53] Okay

[00:35:54] Mukesh, do you want to weigh into this

[00:35:57] Fascinating debate between

[00:35:59] Muki will add clock

[00:36:01] He'll put ball

[00:36:02] No, I'm going to say color Bradley

[00:36:04] But also what are we going to do

[00:36:05] Yes

[00:36:06] Yes, he's going to do this well

[00:36:07] But he's going to Bradley hasn't played enough yet

[00:36:10] What are we going to guys

[00:36:11] Or Quanza actually

[00:36:12] Jerel Quanza like he's played a part

[00:36:14] Again, again

[00:36:16] Bradley and Quanza look very, very good

[00:36:18] Credit where it's due

[00:36:20] Excellent, excellent academy products from Liverpool

[00:36:23] But they haven't played enough this season

[00:36:25] How would you be considering

[00:36:26] 21, right?

[00:36:27] Is that the age to be like considered young?

[00:36:29] 21 should be

[00:36:30] I would say 20 should be the maximum age

[00:36:32] Because now with the weight players

[00:36:33] They're developing 21 pay

[00:36:34] They are like set

[00:36:36] You know, so I feel like 20 is the is the maximum age

[00:36:40] But it also depends on how many games you've played

[00:36:42] No

[00:36:43] Now Liverpool's injury crises have just bigger and

[00:36:46] Bradley and Quanza

[00:36:47] And all these guys are getting their chances

[00:36:49] And a run in the first team just about now

[00:36:51] So their career is just picking up now

[00:36:53] Whereas Koby Man was being in the starting lineup

[00:36:55] For United Colt Palmer has been in the starting lineup for Chelsea

[00:36:58] For a while

[00:36:59] So purely on that

[00:37:02] I feel that next season

[00:37:03] Can we talk about Quanza and Bradley?

[00:37:06] Yes

[00:37:08] Yes

[00:37:09] Okay

[00:37:10] Okay

[00:37:11] I'll be back

[00:37:12] Okay

[00:37:13] I will exit with

[00:37:15] I will exit with what are we going to ask the youngster

[00:37:18] The youngest player on the pitch

[00:37:21] Done, done

[00:37:22] That's all the questions we've had guys

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[00:37:42] And now ladies and gentlemen

[00:37:44] We talk about the thing that I was dreading to talk about

[00:37:47] Brentford one

[00:37:48] Man United one

[00:37:50] It's not so much about it

[00:37:52] Hope then

[00:37:53] After reading Liverpool 4-3

[00:37:55] They are doing this

[00:37:57] It is just so fucking frustrating

[00:38:00] Being a United fan

[00:38:01] Like I don't know

[00:38:02] I don't know

[00:38:03] It's more frustrating being a Chelsea fan

[00:38:05] I admit

[00:38:07] But

[00:38:08] I'm not going to defend this part

[00:38:11] I mean

[00:38:12] We've done the whole my club is shit here than your club

[00:38:14] Whatever

[00:38:15] You're not wanting to defend is very much like

[00:38:18] Many United defenders

[00:38:19] Even they don't want to defend any part

[00:38:21] So I don't know

[00:38:22] Wait a second

[00:38:23] To be fair

[00:38:24] I'm not saying that they didn't defend

[00:38:26] Do you really think the defense gave way in the game?

[00:38:28] I think it wasn't a midfield that really pushed

[00:38:31] Try and get the ball

[00:38:32] No midfield could be a problem

[00:38:33] Attacked the ball

[00:38:34] Overall the performance was just not

[00:38:37] There was no energy

[00:38:38] There was no urgency

[00:38:39] There was no willingness to actually fight

[00:38:42] And win a game of football

[00:38:44] I mean

[00:38:44] Brighton had what 30 shots compared to United's 11 roughly

[00:38:47] I think that was the

[00:38:49] Tipping of the stats

[00:38:50] Right

[00:38:50] And it is

[00:38:52] Humiliating for Man United to go to Brentford

[00:38:55] And sit back

[00:38:55] Like that is just

[00:38:57] Fucking and barricade

[00:38:59] Meaning delete

[00:39:00] Do you want to delete this club?

[00:39:02] No

[00:39:06] Not even shift delete

[00:39:07] Not like

[00:39:08] Pominantly delete

[00:39:09] No, not that

[00:39:10] But do you need one keep on recycling for some time?

[00:39:13] Keep in recycle bin

[00:39:15] Chelsea Chelsea is coming up in midweek now

[00:39:17] So delete

[00:39:18] Keep in recycle bin

[00:39:20] Then United will beat Chelsea

[00:39:22] And we will be like oh there is one more team that is shit here than ours

[00:39:24] Bring them back

[00:39:25] Recover

[00:39:26] It's a constant state of putting in recycle bin

[00:39:29] And removing from recycle bin

[00:39:31] That is the life of a man United fan

[00:39:33] But it was me and my

[00:39:34] Mason Mount coming back into the squad

[00:39:37] From from his long injury layoff

[00:39:39] And he managed to get his first goal in United colors

[00:39:41] A fantastic goal in the 96th minute

[00:39:45] Of also what was a very boring game

[00:39:47] This is how a one-one draw against Brentford for United

[00:39:51] Was still more entertaining than 0-0 between City and Arsenal

[00:39:54] There were two goals in this game

[00:39:56] But yeah, so he did scored but

[00:39:59] He also went on to say that United didn't deserve to win

[00:40:04] Yeah, I think Brentford was clearly so good in the game

[00:40:08] Like Brentford, I think he hit the post eight times or something

[00:40:12] Right

[00:40:13] Oh my God

[00:40:15] I was like I don't do it, come on

[00:40:17] Like

[00:40:18] Better yourself do something

[00:40:20] Finish it

[00:40:21] How can you hit the post so many times?

[00:40:25] I think he bet on him hitting the post so many times

[00:40:28] Because if the odds on that would have been massive

[00:40:30] Passive like it was mental

[00:40:32] Mental, absolutely mental

[00:40:34] Ande Onara said he feels sad

[00:40:36] Oh

[00:40:38] He feels sad

[00:40:40] The entire quarter I feel sad because we are man United

[00:40:43] And we should be beating everyone

[00:40:45] I mean we are man United now

[00:40:47] We are nothing

[00:40:49] We are fucking nothing

[00:40:51] You know what?

[00:40:52] Fucking nothing

[00:40:53] You know what?

[00:40:55] This is a feel like my now I'm happy

[00:40:58] The packets this is your finally United has been broken to a point where the fans like are a band crew

[00:41:05] I did because I feel like since the time I started watching football in about two thousand second because it I have always

[00:41:10] Every United fan be cocky right and I've always heard about

[00:41:15] Was a liberal one being told my place or whatever

[00:41:18] And then to end this journey now, I think

[00:41:22] It wasn't 8 to now it's about 16 year journey and to have the United fan be like

[00:41:27] Banzkar Oye, we are man United

[00:41:29] Oh, yeah, the bottom has been reached now I can confidently

[00:41:33] The bottom is getting worse

[00:41:36] Oh, I tell you

[00:41:38] No, no

[00:41:40] I tell you I tell you when the bottom is truly going to be raised because very soon we're going to hear

[00:41:45] Inspirational quotes from

[00:41:48] Legendary players and ex-managers saying oh, you know what we're going to knock aston Villa off their perch

[00:41:58] Yeah, when that happens that is when you can be truly happy as a Liverpool fan fucking nonsense

[00:42:04] Even more nonsensical was Neil Maupai the

[00:42:08] The shithouse in in chief of the premier league

[00:42:18] But in his car he plays football less and he fucking shit houses more like that has become his persona

[00:42:25] And he after the game posted a image of Scott McTorman a clashing with him where he was pulling at his shirt with the caption

[00:42:31] This fan was desperate for my shirt. I mean

[00:42:36] y'all

[00:42:38] Embarrassment give me a lot

[00:42:41] Now

[00:42:43] I mean

[00:42:45] This yeah

[00:42:47] That he runs his mouth more than he plays on the ball

[00:42:50] Oh, I think it was Luke Littleer the darks player from Manchester

[00:42:54] Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think he he comment but the darks while a little girl

[00:42:59] We're defending her

[00:43:01] players could make up

[00:43:02] And Chuck yeah look I don't know if you've seen Luke Littleer. He's a fantastic athlete

[00:43:08] But his spot is darks. Okay, now I don't want to be

[00:43:13] a little

[00:43:16] Whatever

[00:43:17] Athletists towards other sports every sport is a sport every sport is a challenge and I can't play any of them

[00:43:23] So what the fuck do I know but let's face it he fucking plays darks

[00:43:28] He stays in one position and throws a pointy thing at a flex

[00:43:32] If you can play a sport in a bar, then it's probably not exactly

[00:43:36] Yeah, exactly

[00:43:39] People who play sports go to bars to enjoy themselves after playing the sport

[00:43:45] And he's a fucking

[00:43:47] He's a portly guy, you know he's got a big punch and everything because granted at darts

[00:43:51] You don't need to be in peak athletic shape

[00:43:55] He has to come and defend my club against a fucking footballer who's talking shit

[00:44:00] And my players can do shit like this is the state I

[00:44:04] I'm so fucking

[00:44:07] So that means you're gonna go and watch darts

[00:44:10] Absolutely, absolutely

[00:44:12] Okay, perfect

[00:44:13] Meg golf, they can start

[00:44:15] That would be better than

[00:44:17] Playing for himself

[00:44:18] You should go and watch that

[00:44:20] Yeah, I should learn how to play also

[00:44:24] Be good for my mental health I feel

[00:44:27] Final game that we're going to talk about is Newcastle 4 West Ham 3

[00:44:31] Possibly the most entertaining game of the weekend because

[00:44:34] And 3 1 up at one point

[00:44:36] You see that yeah, you know yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:44:38] West Ham 3 1 up at one point and then losing the game 4 3

[00:44:43] Absolutely phenomenal performance from Newcastle

[00:44:47] When West Ham I think it was moment could do scored a third goal

[00:44:50] He went to the Newcastle ball boy next to the next to the goal

[00:44:54] And he was like okay, I need to sit here for my celebration

[00:44:57] And the Newcastle ball boys like what?

[00:44:59] What?

[00:45:00] Thank you

[00:45:02] Absolutely, it was it and I think that is when everything changed for Newcastle

[00:45:07] I think that is when the fire was lit

[00:45:09] And Newcastle players were like benchur

[00:45:11] He's going up against against one of our ball boys

[00:45:14] Now we'll show them

[00:45:16] Kuchto Siko united mother Chodo

[00:45:19] This is this is how you fight for your badge

[00:45:23] Anyway, I digress

[00:45:24] Yeah

[00:45:25] It reminded me of that time

[00:45:29] I was against Murillo's or Tottenham

[00:45:31] Where a ball boy passed a ball really early

[00:45:34] Yes

[00:45:35] And the event turned to congratulate him

[00:45:38] I think this is probably that moment for Newcastle

[00:45:43] But it's excellent

[00:45:46] But I feel like we're going into a place in

[00:45:48] In European football at least now

[00:45:50] Where because there's so many fixtures

[00:45:52] And there's so many injuries to the players

[00:45:54] Because of so many fixtures

[00:45:55] The ball boys are going to be an integral part of your squad

[00:45:58] And your strategy

[00:46:00] I think it's just going to be that

[00:46:02] Basically, Konobragli, Cheralkwansa

[00:46:06] Glorified ball boys is what I'm saying

[00:46:10] The day will come

[00:46:11] Fabritu Romano is going to start putting

[00:46:13] Revealing your ball boy

[00:46:15] And you sign it

[00:46:17] Absolutely

[00:46:18] Absolutely

[00:46:19] You're feeling a little hurt by that comment of mine

[00:46:22] I am

[00:46:24] And then I just look at the tables

[00:46:26] And I feel happy to worry

[00:46:28] Ah, okay

[00:46:30] Look at the table

[00:46:32] Well done, yeah

[00:46:34] There's nothing there's nothing pressure than I can say when you say

[00:46:36] You can't shoot like

[00:46:38] Look at the table and all

[00:46:40] Although it is going back to the game, Calvin Phillips

[00:46:42] His terrible run of form in general

[00:46:44] Not just in a West-Tempsured

[00:46:46] But in general in football continues

[00:46:48] Because again

[00:46:50] Absolutely symbolic performance from him

[00:46:52] Gave away the penalty that got Newcastle back into the game

[00:46:56] Was boot by his own fans and then went on to give the West-Temps fans the finger

[00:47:00] Things are not going right for him

[00:47:04] Oh, I mean I think it's also like

[00:47:06] It just shows how much

[00:47:08] Our Guardio Laos is right

[00:47:10] In like restricting his play, the rest of his hours

[00:47:14] I don't know if it's a training thing

[00:47:16] And I don't know if it was

[00:47:18] Because I use the cues of

[00:47:20] Beginning fight and then Guardio Laos will be able to apologize for it

[00:47:22] And I think it looked like an apology which said like, what?

[00:47:24] Fuck it, I don't want to continue this fight

[00:47:26] And maybe it was a translation

[00:47:28] You should only want to tell him that he was not fit enough

[00:47:30] Right

[00:47:32] So I think it's proving right

[00:47:34] I think the more and more

[00:47:36] Uh, Calvin Phillips plays

[00:47:38] Uh, the more and more it's seeming like Guardio Laos right

[00:47:40] And David Moe is probably made a mistake in signing him

[00:47:44] Uh, I don't think it is a risk

[00:47:46] Of taking at a West Ham project that seemed to be going so well

[00:47:50] He didn't have to take this risk

[00:47:52] Uh, but yeah, I think it's David Moe's uh, fumble

[00:47:56] Roger, we of course, Calvin Phillips

[00:48:00] Yeah, but I think David Moe is the mistake of first getting him on

[00:48:02] And then Guardio Laos is signing it

[00:48:04] But I mean David Moe has said that he's asked the fans to support Calvin Phillips

[00:48:08] Because he does feel like his performance is will turn and he will be able to contribute

[00:48:12] For West Ham in the coming game

[00:48:14] You know, we'll see how that goes

[00:48:16] But it does not look good for Calvin Phillips

[00:48:20] Right, to end this show let's talk about one more thing in national level football

[00:48:24] That does not look good

[00:48:26] We head over to Germany

[00:48:28] Germany of course are going to host the Yoros later on this year

[00:48:32] And uh, the German football federation and their kit manufacturers are Deedas

[00:48:36] Deedas of course have been

[00:48:38] Germany's kit manufacturers for I think their entire lifetime

[00:48:42] Remember a Germany team without an Adidas kit

[00:48:46] But uh, this time around they've done something bad

[00:48:50] Now this comes on the back of uh, of Germany also signing an agreement with Nike

[00:48:54] From 2027 so Adidas is no longer going to be making Germany kits anymore from 2027

[00:49:00] And it is going to be their biggest rivals Nike who are going to take over

[00:49:04] We just it just destroys football in my brain

[00:49:07] Like that's not right

[00:49:08] It should not be that way

[00:49:10] Something about it just feels wrong

[00:49:12] Right?

[00:49:18] Clearly you guys are not as passionate about this as I am

[00:49:21] Fuck it, hey

[00:49:22] Germany's always been Adidas

[00:49:24] Germany's always been Adidas

[00:49:28] I don't care much about the other type

[00:49:31] It makes it radidas makes it for German

[00:49:33] Or any of the fucking Jersey leagues

[00:49:35] Yeah, I need to find other people to join me on this podcast for these

[00:49:39] Kit-based, brand-based, and the other things to talk about

[00:49:43] Anyway, that's not the only passion when Shivler is

[00:49:47] Yes or perform acts as the Indian team's kit supplier is

[00:49:51] Yeah

[00:49:53] Absolutely

[00:49:55] But that's not even the most embarrassing thing

[00:49:57] On the back of this the German football federation and Adidas have taken the decision to remove

[00:50:01] And redesign the number 4 created for use with the latest Germany national team

[00:50:07] Kits for Euro 2024

[00:50:09] Because the number 4 and especially when used as number 44

[00:50:13] So when doubled looks like a Nazi SS symbol

[00:50:19] Yeah, I saw that

[00:50:21] It's that seems a little

[00:50:25] It's very close. I get it. I understand

[00:50:29] The understand what they mean by that

[00:50:31] I'm not completely get

[00:50:33] German's be like

[00:50:35] Let's not even get anything

[00:50:37] Yeah, let's just remove the word age

[00:50:39] Yeah

[00:50:41] Let's remove the word age from all of German

[00:50:45] All together

[00:50:47] Yeah, let's remove

[00:50:49] 8-8 because I know that's another big Nazi

[00:50:51] Let's move 4-4

[00:50:53] We just go from 356-79

[00:50:57] Yeah

[00:50:59] It doesn't only cruise where number 4 for Germany or does he wear number 5

[00:51:05] Thank you for

[00:51:07] Yeah, sure change is an order

[00:51:11] But no it does turn out that the German football association have

[00:51:15] acknowledged the mistake and the fact that the number looks a lot like a Nazi

[00:51:21] In Signia and they are going to change it

[00:51:23] So by the time the euros do come around they will have changed the design of the number

[00:51:27] But one of the most bizarre things

[00:51:29] It took them out in the footballing world

[00:51:31] Of late

[00:51:33] Fantastic on that note it is time to end this episode

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