The Science of Underwear!

[00:00:00] Did you know that in Thailand it's illegal to leave your house without Chuddies?

[00:00:06] Soch me pad gaye, Beheterin because that's kind of the point of this podcast

[00:00:13] This podcast is meant to make you think think about the world think about your body and think about science

[00:00:21] My name is Dr. Tanaya

[00:00:22] You might know me better as Dr. Cuterus and today I'm here to tell you the science in your Chuddies

[00:00:29] Now before I tell you about the science in your Chuddies, I must tell you about this friend of mine

[00:00:34] My best friend in college had a roommate who used to steal her Chuddies

[00:00:39] This is a very very interesting story so I must tell you about this later

[00:00:43] But we had a Chuddi Chaur in our midst

[00:00:46] But why did you have to steal a Chuddi Chaur?

[00:00:49] Why do we wear underwear?

[00:00:51] Do we need to wear it?

[00:00:52] Are there any health reasons for wearing underwear?

[00:00:55] So, it's a matter of modesty, skin protection

[00:01:01] Wearing underwear or not wearing underwear is entirely your choice

[00:01:05] Although maybe not in Thailand

[00:01:07] But if you do wear underwear

[00:01:10] It helps protect your skin from moisture, from chafing

[00:01:14] And it can catch any bodily fluids that might be leaking out

[00:01:19] Do you want to wear it or not?

[00:01:20] If you want to wear it

[00:01:23] Then there are things that you can do wrong with wearing your underwear

[00:01:27] One of the best ways of keeping your Chuddi health

[00:01:31] Is to make sure you change your Chuddies every single day

[00:01:36] Whether or not you have a shower, whether or not you clean your bits

[00:01:39] Please make sure you're using fresh Chuddies every single day

[00:01:44] And these fresh Chuddies should have a cotton crotch

[00:01:47] What does this mean?

[00:01:49] The part of the Chuddies that touches your genital skin

[00:01:53] That part should be made of cotton

[00:01:55] Apart from that, you have to wear lace, leather, and leaves

[00:01:59] It's entirely your choice

[00:02:01] Now, when do we wear it?

[00:02:04] Whenever you're going to sleep

[00:02:05] Try and make sure you sleep without underwear

[00:02:08] This is important because it helps your skin breathe

[00:02:11] And you can feel nice and relaxed at night time

[00:02:14] When you're sleeping

[00:02:15] It makes sure your skin is not retaining any moisture

[00:02:19] And it keeps your skin dry and healthy and safe

[00:02:23] If you do exercise, make sure to change your Gili Chuddies

[00:02:27] Because your Chuddies do get moist

[00:02:30] From regular body fluids and from your sweat

[00:02:35] If you want to do this, then sleep without underwear

[00:02:38] Wear pajamas, your choice

[00:02:40] But try and avoid the underwear at night

[00:02:44] Wear a dress, take off your dress

[00:02:47] But which dress should I wear?

[00:02:50] There are so many different kinds of underwear available

[00:02:53] And so many questions about what works and what doesn't

[00:02:57] By the way, our Desi Langoti is also available

[00:02:59] For some Hava Hava scenes

[00:03:01] But other than that, there are lots of different varieties of underwear

[00:03:05] You can either get boxers or briefs

[00:03:08] For women, you can get thongs

[00:03:10] You can get G-strings

[00:03:12] You can get bikini style panties

[00:03:14] There's a huge variety

[00:03:15] No matter what style you wear

[00:03:17] It doesn't really matter

[00:03:19] Except

[00:03:20] Men should try and wear loose briefs or boxers

[00:03:24] The tight fitting Chuddies

[00:03:26] Bring your balls closer to your body

[00:03:28] And

[00:03:29] Eggs get fried a little

[00:03:31] Which basically means that

[00:03:33] It can harm your sperm

[00:03:35] You see, the sperm that live inside your testicles

[00:03:38] Are extremely temperature sensitive

[00:03:41] If you increase the temperature a little

[00:03:43] This sperm can be damaged

[00:03:45] And your sperm production factory can also be damaged

[00:03:48] That is why it is best to wear loose

[00:03:52] Chuddies like boxers

[00:03:54] Or if you want to wear briefs

[00:03:55] Make sure they are nice and loose

[00:03:57] With tighties, there can be some problems

[00:04:00] For women on the other hand

[00:04:01] You can choose whatever kind of chuddy you want to wear

[00:04:04] Whether it's a thong style

[00:04:05] Or a bikini style

[00:04:07] Or a full covered style

[00:04:08] It doesn't really matter

[00:04:09] What you do need to remember is to make sure

[00:04:12] That the crotch or the lining is made of cotton

[00:04:14] So you don't unnecessarily

[00:04:16] Irritate your sensitive valva skin

[00:04:19] Take a little bit of a break from those sexy

[00:04:21] Lazy ones

[00:04:22] And try to wear the more comfortable cotton ones

[00:04:26] Now talking about women's chuddies

[00:04:28] We must talk about the amount of money that goes into it

[00:04:31] I am not talking about buying or selling chuddies

[00:04:35] Selling your worn panties

[00:04:37] Is an extremely lucrative career option

[00:04:40] And it has put so many women through college

[00:04:43] I am not joking

[00:04:44] There is actually a huge amount of websites

[00:04:47] That exist purely for women to sell their worn underwear

[00:04:52] And there are lots and lots of buyers

[00:04:53] Sitting out there who are ready to shell out the big bucks

[00:04:57] For some smelly chuddies

[00:04:58] Now other than chuddies becoming smelly

[00:05:01] Your chuddies can also get bleached

[00:05:03] You know, you must have seen that weird

[00:05:05] Colourless spot in the middle of your chuddies

[00:05:07] It can either turn orange if you have dark chuddies

[00:05:10] Or it can be completely white

[00:05:12] Many people feel that this means that you are dirty

[00:05:16] Or this means that you have ruined your underwear

[00:05:18] But actually nothing like this happens

[00:05:20] The reason why your panties get bleached

[00:05:23] Is because your vagina is a very acidic place

[00:05:27] So understand that the discharges from the vagina

[00:05:30] It's like lemon juice

[00:05:32] Now if you put lemon juice on something

[00:05:34] It can bleach fabrics

[00:05:36] The same way your super powerful

[00:05:38] Vaginal discharge can also bleach your chuddy fabric

[00:05:42] You are not dirty

[00:05:43] You are not unclean

[00:05:44] It's just that your vagina is a virginious

[00:05:47] Now, if you have talked about the neembu

[00:05:49] Then talk about eating

[00:05:51] I mean

[00:05:53] You know, people do eat underwear

[00:05:55] If that sounds completely bonkers to you

[00:05:57] So let me tell you the story of candy pants

[00:06:01] There were two young friends in Chicago

[00:06:04] Who probably were high when they came up with this

[00:06:08] But anyway

[00:06:09] These two boys sat down and thought

[00:06:10] That we would do some good business invention

[00:06:13] And what did they do?

[00:06:16] They made edible underwear

[00:06:19] They called it candy pants

[00:06:20] And just within a few months

[00:06:22] They were making more than 150,000 dollars a month in sales

[00:06:28] I am really fond of eating chuddies

[00:06:31] In fact

[00:06:32] Did you know that the states of Odisha and West Bengal

[00:06:35] Are two of the highest consumers of edible chuddies in our country

[00:06:39] They are also fond of other things

[00:06:42] Now aside from inserting candy in your chuddies

[00:06:45] Some people have other ideas also

[00:06:47] For example

[00:06:48] Did you know of King Ludwig II of Bavaria?

[00:06:51] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

[00:06:52] Let me introduce this amazing segment of curious with cutress

[00:06:56] And today we are talking about royal chuddies

[00:06:59] King Ludwig II of Bavaria

[00:07:01] Who was famous for his fairy tale castles

[00:07:04] Had a very extravagant sort of a lifestyle

[00:07:09] He was fond of jewelry everywhere

[00:07:11] Now everywhere I also mean underwear

[00:07:14] King Ludwig used to own undergarments

[00:07:16] Adorned with precious gemstones

[00:07:19] Like diamonds, rubies and emeralds

[00:07:22] Turning his underwear into absolute treasures

[00:07:26] Now if you have heard one story

[00:07:27] Then listen to another story

[00:07:29] Did you know that Tutankhamen

[00:07:31] The Egyptian pharaoh better known as King Tut

[00:07:34] Was buried with 145 chuddies

[00:07:39] What will they do with so many chuddies in their afterlife?

[00:07:42] Now if we had 145 chuddies

[00:07:44] For Queen Victoria

[00:07:45] Then it would be fun

[00:07:46] Now because did you know that recently

[00:07:48] In an auction in Edinburgh

[00:07:50] Queen Victoria's chuddies

[00:07:52] Have sold nearly 12 lakh rupees

[00:07:55] By chuddies, I mean only one chuddie

[00:07:57] Made from white cream fabric

[00:07:59] And it was written on it

[00:08:00] VR

[00:08:02] Virtual reality

[00:08:03] Victoria Regina

[00:08:05] Royal chuddies are very special

[00:08:07] This is the story of royal chuddies

[00:08:09] But let's talk about the ordinary people's chuddies

[00:08:12] Remember that story I told you at the top of the episode

[00:08:15] About my friend whose roommate used to steal her chuddies

[00:08:19] To make this girl a chuddie

[00:08:20] We made a very good song

[00:08:23] And I apologise

[00:08:24] This song will be in your mind for the next 15 days

[00:08:28] Sing it with me

[00:08:29] Love, love, butting, ding, ding

[00:08:31] After love, ding, ding, ding

[00:08:33] After poverty, ding, ding, ding

[00:08:36] We are royal chuddies

[00:08:39] Baby

[00:08:40] Take my chuddie

[00:08:43] Baby

[00:08:44] We will think tomorrow

[00:08:47] So that was all about the science inside your chuddies

[00:08:52] We'll be back next week with another amazing science

[00:08:56] Probably not in your chuddies

[00:08:57] But somewhere else we will tell you

[00:08:59] See you next time

[00:09:01] Bye