2024 Miami GP

[00:00:00] The order of dominance in this race was this

[00:00:03] Red Bull is faster than McLaren, which is faster than Red Bull with a hole in it

[00:00:08] Like Max's car

[00:00:11] Which is faster than a Ferrari

[00:00:14] Which is faster than the Red Bull with a Perez in it

[00:00:19] Oh man

[00:00:21] What a keen observation

[00:00:24] That's Miami GP

[00:00:26] Exactly

[00:00:34] Welcome back to F1 Fanfiction

[00:00:37] Hello, hello

[00:00:38] We are in the US

[00:00:41] Land of capitalism, cash is king

[00:00:44] Obviously the weekend is going to be a sprint weekend

[00:00:48] Because you got to maximize what you got to maximize

[00:00:51] As we dive deep into this episode

[00:00:54] We are your hosts, I am Akash

[00:00:57] And while Norris is plastered everywhere

[00:01:01] And we are the udows to him

[00:01:03] We want to start this episode with

[00:01:06] The actual guy who made everything happen

[00:01:10] The hero of the weekend

[00:01:12] The savior of the weekend

[00:01:15] The, you know, the Messiah

[00:01:18] The person who everyone pointed fingers to

[00:01:22] Crucified everything, right?

[00:01:24] So Sarang, talk us through this Messiah

[00:01:28] Alright, from the land of the Danes

[00:01:31] We have a K-Mag

[00:01:34] The promised Messiah

[00:01:36] Who walked us into a very brilliant sprint race

[00:01:40] As well as the main race as well

[00:01:43] Of course, like kudos to Landau

[00:01:45] But let's be honest

[00:01:47] If K-Mag didn't do his work

[00:01:50] He wouldn't be there

[00:01:53] Oh man, but this guy

[00:01:55] And he's suddenly entered in this villain era

[00:01:58] I feel like the dark side of K-Mag or something

[00:02:01] Man, that guy was all over the place

[00:02:07] How many points? I think like, I forget points

[00:02:10] How many penalties? Let's...

[00:02:12] He got what? Six penalties if I can remember

[00:02:14] The sixth one if I can remember was

[00:02:17] I don't know if he got it

[00:02:19] But it's more like he was being investigated

[00:02:21] For the 10 second penalty that he got

[00:02:23] For creating the whole incident

[00:02:25] Yeah, he didn't serve it right or something

[00:02:27] That's why he got...

[00:02:29] I think he got like 35 seconds

[00:02:32] At the end of the sprint race

[00:02:34] Oh, I did not count this

[00:02:37] Are you serious? 35 seconds

[00:02:39] Yeah, I think in all

[00:02:41] He must have gotten close to a minute

[00:02:43] Possibly see 35 and then another 10 seconds

[00:02:46] 45 and then the last one

[00:02:48] Did he get another 10 seconds?

[00:02:50] Then it's like 55 seconds

[00:02:51] Which is almost a minute

[00:02:55] So basically the front-runners

[00:02:57] Lapped him and then he lapped himself with points

[00:02:59] Okay

[00:03:05] How dare you fire me? I quit

[00:03:09] I quit?

[00:03:10] Oh man, but it was amazing

[00:03:12] But you know what?

[00:03:13] Like while I agree

[00:03:15] Like most of his penalties were justified

[00:03:18] Most, I'll say most

[00:03:20] Because I have a few things to say

[00:03:22] But the very first penalty that he got

[00:03:25] In the sprint race itself

[00:03:27] Which was for like cutting a corner

[00:03:29] While Hamilton was chasing me down

[00:03:32] And it's ironic that

[00:03:35] The stewards came

[00:03:38] At a penalty for cutting a corner

[00:03:40] While Hamilton was chasing him

[00:03:42] But anyways

[00:03:44] But anyways, like they first of all

[00:03:46] They gave him a 10 second penalty

[00:03:48] In a sprint race

[00:03:50] Where all the cars which were behind him

[00:03:52] Were within 10 seconds

[00:03:54] So he was straight from

[00:03:56] Eight to last

[00:03:58] Straight up

[00:04:00] And at that point he had nothing to lose

[00:04:02] He decided, okay now my race is gone

[00:04:04] I am dead

[00:04:05] Last P20

[00:04:07] What are they gonna do?

[00:04:08] Will you lies me?

[00:04:12] Wait, is that a dare?

[00:04:14] Exactly

[00:04:15] And then he thought that

[00:04:17] Might as well just utilize this position

[00:04:19] To help his teammate

[00:04:21] And then he just went wild after that

[00:04:23] Fair enough

[00:04:24] But is that all that happened with him in the sprint?

[00:04:27] Or was there more drama he caused in the sprint?

[00:04:30] No, I mean that was main year

[00:04:33] But also the fact that

[00:04:34] He was like driving pretty rush

[00:04:36] After that he was defending

[00:04:39] You know kind of sketchily into corners

[00:04:42] Basically forgot what the racing line is

[00:04:44] And drove all over

[00:04:45] Exactly

[00:04:46] I liked how he turned

[00:04:48] Into a Lonzo mode

[00:04:50] I did catch a glimpse of that later

[00:04:53] Where he's like

[00:04:54] Yeah, the points were justified

[00:04:55] But I don't really care

[00:04:56] I was driving what I wanted to try

[00:04:58] So I like that

[00:05:01] And you know the amazing parts

[00:05:02] How you to cut your

[00:05:03] But the amazing part here is that

[00:05:04] The whole internet came down

[00:05:06] On him saying that

[00:05:08] What are the standards for racing

[00:05:10] And then one of the reporters

[00:05:14] Asked Hamilton about this

[00:05:16] They quoted him that

[00:05:18] He said he did it on purpose

[00:05:19] He knew it that his race is gone

[00:05:21] And Hamilton is like

[00:05:24] Yeah, I mean makes sense

[00:05:25] I would have done the same kind of a thing

[00:05:27] Right

[00:05:28] Yeah obviously

[00:05:29] Why not

[00:05:30] But then coming down to the main

[00:05:32] Incident that he caused

[00:05:34] My first view on the screen

[00:05:37] Was Sargent was off

[00:05:39] And I'm like come on to your home race

[00:05:41] You get three attempts at your home race

[00:05:43] Right, no other driver gets

[00:05:45] Three attempts at their home race

[00:05:47] Finish one

[00:05:49] Yeah

[00:05:50] But I mean he has two more attempts

[00:05:52] So whatever best of three I guess

[00:05:53] Yeah, right

[00:05:54] He completed sprint this time

[00:05:55] Right, so he was like

[00:05:56] I'm not gonna

[00:05:57] True

[00:05:58] But I think it was a racing incident

[00:06:01] At first to be honest

[00:06:02] Right

[00:06:03] Yeah

[00:06:04] We do remember that famous

[00:06:07] Radio message which was like

[00:06:09] You always gotta leave room

[00:06:10] You always gotta leave room

[00:06:11] Right

[00:06:12] But interestingly

[00:06:15] I think this was probably appealed

[00:06:17] Or justified at the end of the whole situation

[00:06:19] And if I came down saying

[00:06:21] After sort of like

[00:06:22] Thoroughly reviewing all footage

[00:06:25] And everything

[00:06:26] For K-Max's car to be given

[00:06:29] Room on the inside

[00:06:30] His front axle should have

[00:06:32] At least been

[00:06:34] Closer to the front axle

[00:06:36] Of the other car

[00:06:37] So it's the sergeant's car

[00:06:39] And according to whatever they saw

[00:06:41] It wasn't

[00:06:42] So as per rules and guidelines

[00:06:45] At least he wasn't

[00:06:46] Required to give that inside room

[00:06:49] Even if this is considered as

[00:06:51] A continuous corner

[00:06:53] Or twist of chicane or whatever it is

[00:06:56] Right

[00:06:57] So per guidelines

[00:06:59] Yeah, K-Max got crucified

[00:07:02] But I mean

[00:07:04] Yeah

[00:07:05] I wanted more drama right

[00:07:06] So actually I did get

[00:07:08] Like we did get drama right

[00:07:09] Like if I didn't

[00:07:10] We did get drama

[00:07:11] Or that incident

[00:07:12] Yeah we concluded

[00:07:13] Yeah

[00:07:14] But yeah even for that

[00:07:16] Penalty he got

[00:07:17] Very honestly like

[00:07:18] Yeah

[00:07:19] I mean I agree what FI says but

[00:07:21] He was right there

[00:07:22] If you look at the footage

[00:07:23] Like right

[00:07:24] A few corners from before

[00:07:26] They were battling it out

[00:07:27] It's not like

[00:07:28] He dive bombed him

[00:07:29] He didn't really dive

[00:07:30] No he didn't

[00:07:31] He knew exactly

[00:07:32] He knew exactly he is there

[00:07:33] While I agree that

[00:07:34] Yeah he wasn't entitled to that gap

[00:07:36] But then

[00:07:37] You

[00:07:38] You know knocked yourself out of the race

[00:07:40] At the same time

[00:07:41] So you know

[00:07:43] The other thing is like

[00:07:44] There were these conversations

[00:07:46] With commentators around the fact that

[00:07:48] We should also probably see

[00:07:50] Where Sargent was looking

[00:07:51] Did he

[00:07:52] Purpishfully turn in and you know

[00:07:55] Do this to K-Mag

[00:07:57] But again like Sargent

[00:07:59] Was being Sargent

[00:08:00] He probably even forgot after

[00:08:02] Like turned one battle that

[00:08:04] Hey I'm fighting this guy

[00:08:05] And he went to the racing line

[00:08:07] And oh wait

[00:08:08] There's this guy there

[00:08:09] Wait

[00:08:11] An incident in that barrier

[00:08:13] But yeah

[00:08:14] I mean he didn't do anything on Purp

[00:08:16] And the very fact that you know

[00:08:18] Again K-Mag got another penalty

[00:08:20] Of course for this

[00:08:22] And at the same time

[00:08:24] I don't know if you

[00:08:25] I think you missed the sprint right

[00:08:27] So what happened

[00:08:28] During sprint was like

[00:08:30] Hamilton's the Cout 3 driver

[00:08:31] I don't know if you know that

[00:08:33] Cout 3 drivers

[00:08:36] So you're making such a statement

[00:08:38] Dude it was straight assassination

[00:08:40] Alonso's Troll and

[00:08:42] Who was next to him

[00:08:43] Whoever it was

[00:08:44] I fucking tried

[00:08:45] So three people were gone

[00:08:47] Turn one

[00:08:48] You know three people out

[00:08:49] Straight

[00:08:51] And they call it a racing incident

[00:08:53] And they move on

[00:08:55] And yeah

[00:08:56] And right afterwards

[00:08:58] Like this main base

[00:08:59] Again K-Mag

[00:09:00] I feel again it was a racing incident

[00:09:02] But yeah

[00:09:03] 10 seconds

[00:09:04] Oh so then

[00:09:06] Switching gears a bit

[00:09:07] It sounds like

[00:09:08] Perez probably took that as a challenge

[00:09:10] On turn one

[00:09:11] Race start

[00:09:13] Right

[00:09:14] He's probably taking

[00:09:16] Top 4 with him

[00:09:17] Like what the shit

[00:09:21] Kamakazi

[00:09:24] Have you seen this

[00:09:26] This clip from Curb your enthusiasm

[00:09:28] Where basically this

[00:09:29] They go on a dinner

[00:09:31] And there's this Asian guy

[00:09:32] That they go on dinner with

[00:09:33] And he says

[00:09:34] My father was a Kamakazi pilot

[00:09:36] But he survived

[00:09:40] And then the guy goes

[00:09:41] Like explain how he survives

[00:09:43] Kamakazi

[00:09:44] That's Perez

[00:09:46] That was Perez

[00:09:47] And all along

[00:09:49] Yeah my

[00:09:51] Second Red Bull driver

[00:09:52] Went all Kamakazi

[00:09:53] But he survived

[00:09:55] He's a old driver's out

[00:09:56] But he survived

[00:09:59] He came too close

[00:10:01] I think

[00:10:02] There's news coming out

[00:10:04] That he probably brushed

[00:10:07] What's happened scar

[00:10:09] While he was trying to do that

[00:10:11] Obviously a good race start

[00:10:13] From others taking advantage of it

[00:10:15] Because PS3 went all the way

[00:10:17] P3 and then

[00:10:18] Went P2

[00:10:20] After the lap or two

[00:10:21] Right

[00:10:22] But sorry we digress

[00:10:23] Where were we

[00:10:29] Oh the main race

[00:10:30] And came back

[00:10:31] I think we really need to talk about

[00:10:33] Now

[00:10:34] Landung

[00:10:36] Let's do it

[00:10:38] So I woke up

[00:10:40] To the clip

[00:10:41] Where he puts a helmet down

[00:10:43] And then

[00:10:44] And then goes all concert mode

[00:10:46] Into his team

[00:10:48] And he's like

[00:10:49] Like a wave

[00:10:51] Yeah dude

[00:10:52] That was so wholesome

[00:10:53] And I woke up to that

[00:10:54] Thinking

[00:10:55] Wait did Max crash

[00:10:57] Because

[00:10:58] I mean my brain's thinking

[00:10:59] There's no other way

[00:11:00] This has happened

[00:11:02] And I see he's P2

[00:11:04] And I'm like wait

[00:11:05] This is going to be a fun one

[00:11:06] How did this happen

[00:11:07] This is going to be a fun one

[00:11:08] Exactly

[00:11:09] So yeah man

[00:11:11] The 114th

[00:11:12] Race winner

[00:11:13] In F1 history

[00:11:15] Taking his podium

[00:11:16] At his 110th attempt

[00:11:18] Quite a wholesome moment man

[00:11:20] Couldn't he just wait

[00:11:21] Four more races

[00:11:22] Come on man

[00:11:24] If only it was in his control

[00:11:26] I guess he's taking whatever he gets

[00:11:28] At this point

[00:11:29] But

[00:11:30] What a wholesome weekend

[00:11:31] But yeah

[00:11:32] Finally he did it

[00:11:33] Let's just

[00:11:35] Let's take a moment to

[00:11:37] Enjoy that

[00:11:38] The very fact that after 5 years

[00:11:40] Struggling in that McLaren

[00:11:42] People came and went

[00:11:44] What should have been his victory

[00:11:46] In Russia right

[00:11:48] I think 2019-20

[00:11:50] Whenever that was

[00:11:52] Yeah

[00:11:54] Yeah totally

[00:11:55] I mean like Ricardo won a race

[00:11:57] In McLaren

[00:11:59] PSV won a sprint

[00:12:01] But still won a race

[00:12:02] Technically

[00:12:04] So if you want that start right

[00:12:06] I think it's in the last 12 years

[00:12:09] There's only been one race winner

[00:12:10] Which was Ricardo

[00:12:12] And I think the winner

[00:12:14] Before him was Jensen Button

[00:12:17] Oh my god really

[00:12:18] Yeah

[00:12:19] So it's been long coming

[00:12:22] It's been long coming

[00:12:23] For McLaren

[00:12:24] And I'm glad that

[00:12:25] I forget what upgrade they brought

[00:12:27] To this weekend

[00:12:28] But I'm glad that that upgrade

[00:12:29] Definitely worked for them

[00:12:31] Yeah totally man

[00:12:33] And I think they have been improving

[00:12:35] For a couple of years now

[00:12:36] Like even last year

[00:12:38] The second half of the season

[00:12:40] They were right there

[00:12:41] Like they were the second best team pretty much

[00:12:44] And like I think even this season

[00:12:46] The start wasn't as good for them I think

[00:12:48] But I think they are catching up a little

[00:12:50] Let's see what like Ferrari brings

[00:12:53] So in fact

[00:12:54] In fact there was this interview

[00:12:56] Of like Lerke right after the race

[00:12:59] And then he's like

[00:13:01] Yeah now I'm waiting for when

[00:13:02] Ferrari brings in new upgrades

[00:13:04] For that we are able to compete with

[00:13:12] The very fact that Fred Vassur

[00:13:14] Went in when he came to McLaren camp

[00:13:17] Oh wow

[00:13:18] He was like

[00:13:19] Okay let me at least enjoy a win

[00:13:23] From the other side

[00:13:26] Yeah I think for a change

[00:13:28] The entire paddock was

[00:13:30] Supremely happy with the winner

[00:13:33] And then everyone celebrated

[00:13:35] Yeah man that video of Fred Vassur

[00:13:37] Actually going in and then

[00:13:39] Catching the cap that Zach

[00:13:42] Or Andrea or someone

[00:13:43] One of those two who threw a game

[00:13:45] And then throwing champagne

[00:13:47] And yeah just

[00:13:48] And did you notice that one small detail

[00:13:51] That he didn't wear the cap like front

[00:13:53] Because like he can't show their spots

[00:13:56] That's why he wore it backwards

[00:13:58] I would never have this presence of mine

[00:14:00] And that's why I'm not in it

[00:14:03] That's I'm sitting at home

[00:14:04] With a mic in my hand

[00:14:05] Yeah makes sense

[00:14:08] What mic in your hand

[00:14:10] Yeah you know what

[00:14:17] In the sprint race

[00:14:18] There was this one brilliant moment

[00:14:20] Of course like it was right in the

[00:14:21] Heat of the battle between K-Mag

[00:14:23] And Hamilton

[00:14:24] They're like fighting it out

[00:14:26] Okay like corner of the car

[00:14:28] Corner and like K-Mag is going wide

[00:14:31] He's trying to push him off

[00:14:32] Everything is going on

[00:14:33] Right

[00:14:34] And suddenly

[00:14:35] Sonora like creeps in from behind

[00:14:37] And like overtakes both of them

[00:14:39] And like sneakily takes that one

[00:14:43] Oh man that was a thing of beauty

[00:14:46] I hope I can find a video where it's like

[00:14:48] Someone's driving and just

[00:14:49] Lively looking at him

[00:14:51] Yeah

[00:14:52] Okay

[00:14:54] Exactly

[00:14:57] Well again like

[00:14:58] Hamilton again took that position back

[00:15:00] But Hamilton also got a penalty

[00:15:02] For drive through penalty actually

[00:15:04] For like speeding in the pit lane

[00:15:06] Which is rare I've never seen that before

[00:15:09] But so Sonora thankfully got a point

[00:15:11] But yeah

[00:15:13] Nice

[00:15:14] I agree he's been brilliant

[00:15:15] Yeah

[00:15:16] But coming back to the

[00:15:18] Safety car

[00:15:20] Coming back to the safety car

[00:15:22] The thing which was like really hilarious was

[00:15:25] Even the safety car driver

[00:15:27] Forgot

[00:15:29] Who to pick up

[00:15:30] Yeah

[00:15:31] Who to pick up

[00:15:32] He's a max

[00:15:33] He's like yeah that's my guy

[00:15:34] That's it

[00:15:36] Hey

[00:15:37] Something is going on today

[00:15:38] He's like

[00:15:41] Yeah he had to let everyone go

[00:15:43] Wait for the whole circuit to come back

[00:15:47] Yeah

[00:15:49] Although actually I mean

[00:15:52] While I think we've been

[00:15:54] Giving full credit to the safety car

[00:15:57] For Norris's win

[00:15:59] Which does play a big role

[00:16:01] I don't think Norris got

[00:16:03] That brilliant of a restart

[00:16:05] After the safety car

[00:16:07] Cause

[00:16:08] Max actually got a better of it

[00:16:11] Although Norris was controlling the start

[00:16:14] But

[00:16:15] Turn one

[00:16:16] I think he beautifully controlled himself

[00:16:19] And then launched away

[00:16:21] So was able to sort of like hold off on to that position

[00:16:24] But it was close enough

[00:16:26] It was close enough

[00:16:27] And although I think like even if

[00:16:28] Max would have taken it

[00:16:30] I think this would have been an interesting contest

[00:16:32] Between the two cause McLaren had that pace

[00:16:35] To sort of like come back and fight with him

[00:16:37] So

[00:16:39] Just a bit

[00:16:40] Yeah definitely

[00:16:41] I think

[00:16:43] While I joked that the safety car

[00:16:45] Kind of played a big role

[00:16:47] I mean yes of course it did

[00:16:49] But at the same time it was not like

[00:16:51] This was like five laps

[00:16:53] Before the end of the race

[00:16:55] This happened like good

[00:16:57] 25 laps in the race

[00:16:59] So anybody who kind of tries to

[00:17:01] Discredit Landau of that win

[00:17:03] Is just joking themselves

[00:17:05] Because

[00:17:06] Holding back Max

[00:17:08] And building that seven second gap

[00:17:10] Is not an easy task at all

[00:17:12] So you know

[00:17:13] All credit to him no matter what

[00:17:15] In fact I feel among like safety car wins

[00:17:18] Like I would say this was one of the ones

[00:17:19] Which was really well deserved

[00:17:21] Cause he still had to really fight for it

[00:17:23] Like godless

[00:17:24] And then speaking of McLaren and its pace

[00:17:27] I mean we saw Piatri also

[00:17:29] Sort of like maximizing it

[00:17:31] Obviously

[00:17:32] In the end going disastrous for him

[00:17:35] Of course tragedy struck

[00:17:37] Yeah

[00:17:38] But

[00:17:39] Yeah P2 at some point

[00:17:40] And even

[00:17:41] You know with all the pit stops

[00:17:42] Leading the race for quite a lot of

[00:17:44] Yeah he was P1 for yeah

[00:17:46] He was leading the race for quite a lot of

[00:17:48] You know

[00:17:49] Laps

[00:17:50] Laps

[00:17:51] Yeah but he was after

[00:17:53] After that whole incident with Saiyan

[00:17:55] Straight P20

[00:17:58] And no fault of his

[00:18:00] Like no fault of his

[00:18:02] Perfectly deserved penalty points

[00:18:05] For

[00:18:06] Science

[00:18:07] I don't know if you caught this

[00:18:08] Which came three hours

[00:18:10] After the whole race was over

[00:18:12] Oh really yeah I missed that

[00:18:14] So he's

[00:18:15] I put up a

[00:18:16] Instastory for this

[00:18:17] I forget how many points

[00:18:18] Like three points or something

[00:18:20] But science has been

[00:18:22] Penalized for causing

[00:18:24] Damage to Piatri

[00:18:26] On that

[00:18:27] On that

[00:18:28] On that U-turn or whatever it is

[00:18:29] That straight

[00:18:30] But speaking of

[00:18:32] Speaking of science right

[00:18:34] Like

[00:18:35] What

[00:18:36] Was happening with him

[00:18:38] I don't know man

[00:18:40] I don't know something

[00:18:42] Something was like

[00:18:43] He's selling

[00:18:44] Tel

[00:18:45] McLaren

[00:18:46] To tell

[00:18:47] Piatri

[00:18:48] To give the position back to me

[00:18:50] I

[00:18:51] I think he's forgotten how

[00:18:52] Team orders were

[00:18:53] Exactly

[00:18:56] This has to be my favorite

[00:18:58] Whole

[00:18:59] Situation with like all the commentators

[00:19:01] And everything that was happening right

[00:19:03] Cause

[00:19:04] All this while until then

[00:19:07] Science is frustrated

[00:19:09] Cause he's been telling his engineers to tell

[00:19:11] To give team orders with

[00:19:13] With Lucky

[00:19:14] Whatever that was going on

[00:19:16] And all this while I'm seeing their timings

[00:19:18] Cause Leclerc has been very close

[00:19:20] To

[00:19:21] To Max

[00:19:23] In

[00:19:24] In that DRS zone all the while

[00:19:26] Science has been sort of like

[00:19:28] Jumping in and out

[00:19:29] Like being one to second window

[00:19:30] Like you're not even that close

[00:19:32] If you're in that fighting chance

[00:19:34] Lap after lap then I can see what

[00:19:36] This aggression is

[00:19:38] But sure I guess like he's trying to show

[00:19:40] That if he goes ahead

[00:19:41] He can probably be a better driver

[00:19:43] Or whatever it is

[00:19:44] And then he brings

[00:19:46] All of this up

[00:19:47] With Piatri

[00:19:50] After all the drama that you mentioned

[00:19:52] Like Tom Stallard

[00:19:53] Whose PSD is engineers

[00:19:55] Like comes to PSD and tells him

[00:19:57] Explains everything to him

[00:19:59] Like I'm like dude

[00:20:01] There's a race going on

[00:20:02] And he explains everything and he says

[00:20:04] Do not give your position back

[00:20:06] We don't think we should

[00:20:07] I'm like obviously he's not going to

[00:20:09] And then yeah

[00:20:10] But I gotta admit

[00:20:11] Science is great right

[00:20:13] Like

[00:20:14] Eventually says

[00:20:15] You know what

[00:20:16] Just leave me alone

[00:20:17] And I'll do what I have to

[00:20:18] And then

[00:20:21] Yeah man it was

[00:20:22] That whole thing was really fun

[00:20:24] Like first he was complaining about

[00:20:26] Like then he's complaining about PSD

[00:20:29] Like he's trying to play chess

[00:20:31] Sitting there

[00:20:32] I don't know what's going on

[00:20:33] They have these heart rate monitors

[00:20:35] And obviously some sensors attached

[00:20:37] To the drivers right

[00:20:38] I really want to see

[00:20:40] Some hormone monitor

[00:20:42] Of all these drivers

[00:20:43] And see how things

[00:20:45] Sort of like spike and go down

[00:20:47] As the race

[00:20:48] Yeah I don't know if like

[00:20:50] Yeah I don't know if like science was on

[00:20:52] It must be just adrenaline

[00:20:54] Adrenaline

[00:20:56] I don't know if you notice this thing

[00:20:58] About PSD coming back to him

[00:21:00] There was this funny moment at the end of the race

[00:21:02] Where

[00:21:03] What PSD ended

[00:21:04] P15 I think

[00:21:06] Or 14 something like that

[00:21:07] Out of points

[00:21:08] I mean that's the main thing

[00:21:11] He was putting in fastest laps

[00:21:13] Towards the end

[00:21:14] And there's no way he's going to get into the point

[00:21:17] So he basically

[00:21:18] Stole a point from the team

[00:21:20] For no reason at all

[00:21:22] Stupid

[00:21:23] So he contributed minus one to the race basically

[00:21:29] Oh man

[00:21:31] Yeah that's real worthy

[00:21:33] But while we are talking about science

[00:21:35] Let's come to Ferrari

[00:21:37] Bro my brain was

[00:21:39] Hyperfluxed with like

[00:21:41] Seeing

[00:21:42] Red in blues

[00:21:44] All the weekend

[00:21:45] I mean

[00:21:46] To be very honest

[00:21:48] They have this new sponsor HP also now right

[00:21:51] All I could think of is BP with Bharat Petroleum

[00:21:54] And some gas station here

[00:21:56] And like

[00:21:58] These two working there

[00:22:00] Cause I'm like what the hell is this

[00:22:03] Now

[00:22:04] Now wink wink I mean

[00:22:06] To be honest I'm saying this to fit in

[00:22:08] But I liked the blues

[00:22:10] But I don't like it on the Ferrari

[00:22:12] I like the design

[00:22:13] I like the design

[00:22:14] I'm not going to lie right

[00:22:16] But I mean my brain is like

[00:22:18] If it's Ferrari it's going to be red

[00:22:20] Yeah

[00:22:22] Yeah I mean not a fan of

[00:22:24] Like I'm going to have a contract with you on this

[00:22:27] I don't really like the livery at all

[00:22:29] Like the very fact that

[00:22:31] Either they should have just tech with the red

[00:22:33] No wait there's two things right

[00:22:35] But livery or the costume

[00:22:37] Oh

[00:22:38] I like the costume livery I'm not a fan

[00:22:40] Oh costume is good

[00:22:42] It's good but as you said

[00:22:44] Honestly it reminded me of

[00:22:47] The pit crew in cars

[00:22:49] If you have seen

[00:22:50] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:22:51] The Pixar

[00:22:54] They totally just look like that

[00:22:56] Exactly because those

[00:22:57] Forklift cars

[00:22:59] Same blue right now

[00:23:01] So I just couldn't get that out of my head

[00:23:03] For some reason

[00:23:04] Just imagine them like

[00:23:06] Being the pit crew there

[00:23:07] Anyways stand alone it was good

[00:23:09] But I don't know

[00:23:10] For Ferrari somehow it didn't gel with me

[00:23:13] But yeah talking about

[00:23:15] The actual livery

[00:23:16] I don't know

[00:23:17] So what are your thoughts on that

[00:23:20] You like it

[00:23:21] No no

[00:23:22] No okay good

[00:23:24] That was weird

[00:23:25] I mean they

[00:23:26] They teased it for a long time

[00:23:27] I thought that they might come up with a blue car

[00:23:29] At least now

[00:23:30] And then it's like

[00:23:31] You know it's the blue in the room with us

[00:23:33] You know

[00:23:34] Yeah I mean Ferrari

[00:23:35] Red is red

[00:23:36] I'll take the red and black

[00:23:38] Because that's sort of like

[00:23:39] Going a bit more bolder

[00:23:40] With the reds

[00:23:41] But yeah

[00:23:42] No don't do blue

[00:23:45] Straight up weird

[00:23:46] And imagine this man

[00:23:47] Like pulling in

[00:23:48] A reddish blueish car

[00:23:50] I mean I'd be so confused

[00:23:52] I mean I'm sure they've done

[00:23:53] Lots of practice because

[00:23:54] I mean you're used to

[00:23:56] Seeing red overalls

[00:23:58] Then suddenly blue

[00:24:02] At least their blue is

[00:24:03] Is somewhat of a different tone

[00:24:05] Then Williams

[00:24:06] Imagine them pulling into the blue

[00:24:08] Oh yeah

[00:24:12] Oh man that could be amazing

[00:24:14] Speaking of blue

[00:24:15] Speaking of blue the red bull

[00:24:17] Of course

[00:24:18] Yes

[00:24:19] Yeah so

[00:24:20] So Perez and Kamakazi

[00:24:24] Eventually because of the penalty

[00:24:25] That science gets

[00:24:26] He's P4

[00:24:28] So that's still some good points

[00:24:30] For red bull at the end of the day

[00:24:32] They're well

[00:24:33] Well up and above

[00:24:34] Sitting comfortably with

[00:24:36] Whatever points

[00:24:37] 200 and something points

[00:24:38] That they have

[00:24:39] So that's good

[00:24:40] I think

[00:24:41] They were kind of like

[00:24:43] Frazzled this weekend

[00:24:45] Because we heard Max

[00:24:47] Complaining a couple of times

[00:24:49] He's got no grip

[00:24:51] Something's loose

[00:24:52] Something's not

[00:24:53] Whatever he can't stick the car

[00:24:56] But as he said

[00:24:57] Like even on the worst day

[00:24:59] If we get P2

[00:25:00] I'll take it

[00:25:01] So I'm like

[00:25:02] Is it cocky or is it comfortable?

[00:25:04] Yeah exactly

[00:25:06] Oh

[00:25:07] I think

[00:25:08] One thing they came out with

[00:25:10] After the race was like

[00:25:12] His car had damaged

[00:25:13] Because of that whole

[00:25:14] Bollard thing

[00:25:15] That went down

[00:25:17] Okay

[00:25:21] We gotta talk about this

[00:25:24] Right so

[00:25:25] If you look at the race video

[00:25:27] It looks like

[00:25:28] Yeah he couldn't

[00:25:29] The chicane is a bit weird

[00:25:30] Right because from

[00:25:31] From the camera angles

[00:25:33] You know you don't really get to understand

[00:25:35] That it's a uphill chicane

[00:25:37] And a tight chicane

[00:25:38] Right because for you

[00:25:40] It's an escurre

[00:25:41] But it is an uphill and a tight chicane

[00:25:43] Right so if you

[00:25:44] Don't have your pace right

[00:25:45] It's easy to miss that chicane

[00:25:47] Which is I think like

[00:25:48] What happened to Max

[00:25:49] And he took the cone out

[00:25:50] And whatever right

[00:25:52] But then

[00:25:53] But then he comes out

[00:25:54] And says

[00:25:55] I didn't like the cone there

[00:25:56] And it was coming in the way

[00:25:58] So I took it out

[00:26:02] Now what makes me wonder is

[00:26:04] Why is nobody talking about this

[00:26:07] That if someone purposefully

[00:26:08] Takes that chicane out

[00:26:10] Or does something like this

[00:26:13] In a race on a track

[00:26:15] It never gets penalized

[00:26:18] Right I mean

[00:26:19] Sure all the

[00:26:21] All the old age

[00:26:23] Boomer gurus of F1

[00:26:25] Are gonna look at this

[00:26:26] And be like

[00:26:27] You don't know anything

[00:26:28] What they are talking about

[00:26:29] Dude then explain

[00:26:30] How is this fair

[00:26:31] Because

[00:26:32] Hamilton comes in a few laps later

[00:26:34] And says

[00:26:35] That that

[00:26:36] That ballard not being there

[00:26:37] Is kind of a problem

[00:26:39] Right

[00:26:40] So

[00:26:42] And so you purposefully

[00:26:43] Remove something off the track

[00:26:45] You cause a VSC

[00:26:47] Right

[00:26:48] Sure you didn't take advantage of it

[00:26:50] But it's causing an effect

[00:26:52] To the race track

[00:26:53] Right

[00:26:54] And yeah nobody's talking about it

[00:26:55] And nobody gets penalized for it

[00:26:56] I'm like what the fuck is happening

[00:27:00] But

[00:27:01] I mean I don't think he was like

[00:27:02] Because he's serious about

[00:27:03] Doing it on purpose honestly

[00:27:05] Dude I don't care

[00:27:06] But he's

[00:27:07] Like now I have

[00:27:08] admissible proof

[00:27:10] Of him saying he's done this

[00:27:12] Right

[00:27:13] I mean I don't care

[00:27:14] If he's winged after

[00:27:15] But then

[00:27:16] But then he also said

[00:27:18] But then he also said

[00:27:19] If my mom had balls

[00:27:20] He would be my dad

[00:27:21] Sure

[00:27:22] But he said if

[00:27:25] So

[00:27:31] Oh man

[00:27:32] It was a

[00:27:33] I don't know what was wrong with him

[00:27:34] He was just like

[00:27:35] Out and about in the media

[00:27:36] And he was just talking shit

[00:27:38] Whatever he could

[00:27:39] Like everywhere he could

[00:27:40] Yeah

[00:27:41] At least I mean

[00:27:42] Social media saying

[00:27:43] Like he was defending

[00:27:44] Norris

[00:27:45] Cause

[00:27:47] Media was trying

[00:27:48] To take the limelight

[00:27:49] Away from Norris

[00:27:50] For his win

[00:27:51] And move the constant

[00:27:53] And move the concentration to

[00:27:55] P.S.T.T.

[00:27:56] And then sort of like

[00:27:57] I don't know if that was

[00:27:58] What was happening

[00:27:59] But like Max

[00:28:00] Steps in and says

[00:28:01] Like yeah everything's

[00:28:02] If

[00:28:03] So if my mom

[00:28:04] Had balls she'd be my dad

[00:28:06] Yeah exactly

[00:28:07] And everyone's taken

[00:28:08] So aback

[00:28:09] And by surprise

[00:28:10] Like what the fuck just

[00:28:11] Yeah exactly

[00:28:13] But dude it was such an

[00:28:14] Absurd treatment

[00:28:15] To say in the first place

[00:28:16] Like the question was

[00:28:17] Okay I'll tell you what

[00:28:18] The question was okay

[00:28:19] It was like

[00:28:20] If the safety card

[00:28:21] Didn't come out

[00:28:22] And like if you had to

[00:28:23] Like oh get that position on track

[00:28:25] How would that work out

[00:28:27] And like actually Lando

[00:28:28] Answers it as well okay

[00:28:29] Yeah

[00:28:30] He says that like

[00:28:31] I don't know because

[00:28:32] Most likely I might have to

[00:28:34] You know actually

[00:28:36] Overtake Ferrari's blah blah blah

[00:28:37] Everything and then get there

[00:28:38] And then Max for some reason

[00:28:39] I don't know what happened

[00:28:40] When we started with this

[00:28:41] FFF thing

[00:28:42] Yeah

[00:28:43] But wait wait

[00:28:44] The reason I mentioned about

[00:28:45] Like

[00:28:46] Like

[00:28:47] Like

[00:28:48] Like

[00:28:49] But wait wait

[00:28:50] The reason I mentioned about

[00:28:51] The baller and the damage

[00:28:52] Oh yeah sorry

[00:28:53] I wanted to point out

[00:28:54] My hormones got the better of me

[00:28:56] Can't tell you

[00:28:57] Sure

[00:29:00] So

[00:29:02] So it turns out that

[00:29:04] The order of dominance

[00:29:05] In this race was this

[00:29:06] Okay

[00:29:07] Red Bull is faster than McLaren

[00:29:09] Which is faster than

[00:29:10] Red Bull with a hole in it

[00:29:12] Like

[00:29:13] Max's car

[00:29:15] Which is faster than a Ferrari

[00:29:17] Which is faster than the Red Bull

[00:29:19] With a Perez in it

[00:29:23] Oh man

[00:29:25] What a keen observation

[00:29:28] That's Miami GP

[00:29:30] Exactly

[00:29:34] Summarize Miami GP by pace

[00:29:36] Here you go

[00:29:39] Oh by the way

[00:29:40] Talking about Red Bull

[00:29:41] We have to talk about

[00:29:42] Adrienne Newie a little

[00:29:43] What's going on man

[00:29:44] There's so much drama

[00:29:45] I've been hearing

[00:29:46] So much rumors

[00:29:47] Where is he actually going

[00:29:48] Is he going anywhere

[00:29:49] I don't know

[00:29:51] I stopped following

[00:29:52] Good

[00:29:54] I'm like once he's decided

[00:29:55] Like

[00:29:56] Because here's what's happening right

[00:29:57] Like and

[00:29:59] Sure

[00:30:01] People are interested

[00:30:02] And data needs to be there

[00:30:03] So everyone's doing this

[00:30:05] News comes out

[00:30:07] Five people create

[00:30:08] Content out of it

[00:30:09] There's Reels everywhere

[00:30:11] F1's channel itself

[00:30:13] Creates like a whole video of

[00:30:15] Like hey, Adrienne Newie

[00:30:17] I'm like

[00:30:19] He's been there for years

[00:30:22] I've switched

[00:30:23] Three companies in that much time

[00:30:24] It's okay for him to switch man

[00:30:26] And he's got vested interest

[00:30:27] And shares and stocks

[00:30:29] Everything in Red Bull

[00:30:30] He's making enough money

[00:30:32] So once he's made a decision

[00:30:34] Let me know where he's gone

[00:30:36] And I'll be happy for that new team

[00:30:38] I'm like

[00:30:39] So I don't

[00:30:40] I mean the rumors are

[00:30:41] That he might end up at

[00:30:42] Aston Martin

[00:30:43] People are speculating that

[00:30:45] Because he said his regret

[00:30:46] And his life has been

[00:30:47] That he's not working for Ferrari

[00:30:49] And with Hamilton

[00:30:50] He probably end up there

[00:30:52] One way or another

[00:30:54] He's gonna make a ton of money

[00:30:56] He's gonna make a good car

[00:30:58] That team is gonna start winning

[00:31:00] Red Bull's not gonna start

[00:31:02] Red Bull's gonna stop winning

[00:31:03] So

[00:31:04] Yeah

[00:31:05] There's it

[00:31:07] The whole

[00:31:08] It seems like almost everybody

[00:31:10] Just ran with it

[00:31:11] That he has already signed on to Ferrari

[00:31:14] To the fact that I

[00:31:16] Actually almost believed this

[00:31:18] And yesterday I actually found out

[00:31:19] That no, that's actually called

[00:31:21] Just rumor mongering

[00:31:23] That's it

[00:31:24] And I was like

[00:31:25] Oh my God

[00:31:26] Like it's so

[00:31:27] So weird these days

[00:31:28] Like how fast the whole

[00:31:30] Cycle earns

[00:31:32] It's

[00:31:34] And it's kudos to Liberty Media

[00:31:35] Right?

[00:31:36] Because I think

[00:31:37] They've sort of

[00:31:39] Now caught on to the fact

[00:31:40] That

[00:31:41] You know the sport can't

[00:31:42] Survive

[00:31:43] Just on the weekends itself

[00:31:46] And if you observe this whole

[00:31:47] Whole season right

[00:31:48] Like they've been sort of like

[00:31:50] Punching in these

[00:31:51] This whole drama game

[00:31:53] Behind the scenes

[00:31:54] Ever since what

[00:31:55] January or February

[00:31:56] When Lewis said he's moving to Ferrari

[00:31:59] And since then

[00:32:00] It's been one thing after the other

[00:32:01] Where

[00:32:02] You know something or the other is happening

[00:32:03] So that

[00:32:04] You as a

[00:32:06] This news came out

[00:32:07] Right in that whole gap

[00:32:09] Between Chinese Grand Prix

[00:32:11] And this Grand Prix

[00:32:12] Now we again have a whole week of nothingness

[00:32:14] And I'm pretty sure some new rumors

[00:32:16] Gonna come out

[00:32:17] Which is gonna trigger like

[00:32:19] 15,000 reels again by these

[00:32:21] Creators

[00:32:23] And whatever right so

[00:32:25] Yeah

[00:32:26] That's what sells so people are making it but

[00:32:28] Yeah

[00:32:29] Of course

[00:32:30] Yeah

[00:32:32] Oh well

[00:32:34] What else happened in this race

[00:32:35] Let's see

[00:32:36] Oh Alpine

[00:32:37] Let's talk about them a little

[00:32:38] Sure

[00:32:39] Finally we got some points

[00:32:40] This season

[00:32:41] Right

[00:32:43] One point

[00:32:44] But point

[00:32:46] Yeah finally

[00:32:48] Finally

[00:32:49] No that race start was also interesting

[00:32:50] Right cause Gasly and Okon

[00:32:51] What sort of like battling

[00:32:52] They were like too wide

[00:32:54] From race start

[00:32:56] Until all the way to that back straight

[00:32:58] Eventually I think like Gasly

[00:32:59] Got the better of it

[00:33:00] And then he was ahead

[00:33:03] It seemed like in the park like

[00:33:05] Holding hands

[00:33:06] And like frolicking around

[00:33:09] To the frankly even on that

[00:33:11] Tight chicane they were together

[00:33:12] I'm like

[00:33:13] Yeah

[00:33:14] Exactly

[00:33:19] Yeah

[00:33:20] But yeah I mean

[00:33:22] Somewhere

[00:33:23] Okay good

[00:33:24] Your

[00:33:25] Fetched the evolution has finally got a new one point

[00:33:28] Be happy with it

[00:33:30] I think

[00:33:32] Oh

[00:33:33] Yeah I wanna bring this up

[00:33:36] So we spoke about Yuki's you know the

[00:33:39] One thing I wanna mention is

[00:33:41] He's dethroned stroll

[00:33:43] To take p10 at

[00:33:45] The drivers championship

[00:33:47] Point table

[00:33:49] Wow

[00:33:50] Yeah so Yuki is

[00:33:51] That's awesome

[00:33:52] Into top 10s for driver championship

[00:33:55] And FII sergeant is

[00:33:57] P21 if anybody's forgotten

[00:34:00] Bearman

[00:34:01] Bearman Waste

[00:34:02] One

[00:34:05] He single handedly got six points in that race

[00:34:08] And I think

[00:34:09] That's gonna

[00:34:10] Put a lot of drivers in a very difficult position

[00:34:12] Yeah

[00:34:13] In the seat

[00:34:15] So just don't forget about him

[00:34:18] The other thing I mean

[00:34:20] I don't know I mean

[00:34:21] I liked this race

[00:34:22] For

[00:34:23] This sort of like subtle strategy

[00:34:26] Which sort of like start

[00:34:27] Started unveiling

[00:34:29] After lap one and two

[00:34:31] Cause what I noticed was

[00:34:33] And even the commentary just came out by saying this is

[00:34:35] That people with

[00:34:37] Drivers with hard tyres sort of like

[00:34:39] Struggled in those initial laps

[00:34:41] Obviously you had to go hard

[00:34:43] Cause Miami being the circuit that it is

[00:34:46] To go long you have to go hard

[00:34:48] But I think the ideal strategy for this race

[00:34:50] Was mediums and hards

[00:34:52] And not the other way around

[00:34:54] Or a hard medium hard with a two stop

[00:34:56] And what ended up happening is

[00:34:59] So Sunoda was medium and Daniel was

[00:35:01] On the opposite strategy

[00:35:03] And then

[00:35:04] All throughout the grid

[00:35:05] Until the 19th position

[00:35:07] Everyone either had like a plus three

[00:35:09] Plus minus three plus minus one plus minus two

[00:35:11] The only person unchanged was Daniel

[00:35:14] So I'm like

[00:35:17] Whatever

[00:35:19] Dude he had done this job this weekend right

[00:35:21] He got a P for me

[00:35:22] Like I'm done I've checked out

[00:35:23] Oh yeah he was

[00:35:25] He had already submitted his assignment

[00:35:27] So like he was done

[00:35:29] But Miami is an interesting track man

[00:35:31] Like I feel like it's so wide

[00:35:33] Cause I remember seeing this

[00:35:35] Copter cam replay

[00:35:37] And towards the back of the pack

[00:35:39] It was almost like five wide

[00:35:41] If not six wide

[00:35:44] And I'm thinking like what

[00:35:46] Like everyone's just sort of like going as a group

[00:35:48] At the end of this

[00:35:51] And it doesn't seem like it's that wide right

[00:35:54] Like looking at the track

[00:35:56] Like on screen to me it feels like

[00:35:58] It's so narrow and so twisty

[00:36:00] But clearly like we saw a lot of overtakes

[00:36:03] We saw people like really following each other closely

[00:36:06] So yeah kudos to building a nice track actually

[00:36:09] Yeah yeah

[00:36:10] And I wanna sort of like close this with

[00:36:12] This last piece that I think

[00:36:14] Maybe we can try starting new is

[00:36:16] My favourite commentary of the whole thing right

[00:36:19] So after Sparez decides to go kamakaze

[00:36:23] Ferrari comes out and says

[00:36:25] And obviously Carlos says

[00:36:27] What the fuck is happening right

[00:36:29] Ferrari comes out and says

[00:36:31] Oh yeah we'll be reporting

[00:36:33] Perez what is breaking

[00:36:35] And the commentators go

[00:36:37] Not sure you can report someone

[00:36:39] For almost taking someone out

[00:36:41] And the reply to that

[00:36:43] I think DC said this or I don't know who it was

[00:36:45] But the reply to that was

[00:36:47] It's 2024 things have changed

[00:36:49] You never know who gets penalty

[00:36:52] So I kind of

[00:36:54] I kind of like now wonder if

[00:36:56] You know

[00:36:58] What these old time racers think

[00:37:00] Of all these changes and all the

[00:37:03] Penalties that get

[00:37:05] Distributed like Oprah Winfrey

[00:37:07] Distributed in cars

[00:37:09] But apparently also I learned this

[00:37:11] In lap 7 is he was noted

[00:37:13] For a fall start for Perez

[00:37:16] I don't know if anything ever happened to it

[00:37:18] But sure

[00:37:19] He's noted

[00:37:21] I don't know what noted even does

[00:37:23] Noted

[00:37:24] Yeah I neither do I

[00:37:25] Like it's so weird sometimes to just say noted

[00:37:27] Just because they don't want to do anything

[00:37:33] That's it

[00:37:35] That's what noted is

[00:37:36] That's what it means

[00:37:40] Oh man

[00:37:41] But on that note

[00:37:42] Yeah a good weekend

[00:37:43] A good weekend and I hope

[00:37:44] Such weekends continue to come

[00:37:46] Cause

[00:37:47] It wasn't just the change in results

[00:37:49] That we saw

[00:37:50] And finally

[00:37:51] For the first time in our lives

[00:37:53] Hearing God save the king

[00:37:58] But

[00:38:01] But we get to sort of like

[00:38:02] We got to sort of like see battles

[00:38:04] Across the grid

[00:38:06] Especially like dude it was such a pleasure

[00:38:09] Sorry I bring this up again but like

[00:38:11] It was such a pleasure

[00:38:12] Pleasure seeing that

[00:38:14] That K-Mac train that he

[00:38:16] He was creating time and again

[00:38:18] That was beautiful

[00:38:19] And like Alonzo fighting for P-14

[00:38:22] Stroll fighting for P-15

[00:38:25] Like I loved those battles that are happening

[00:38:28] Towards the later end of the pack as well

[00:38:30] Like Shah trying to shuffle himself

[00:38:32] Botas trying to sort of like see

[00:38:34] If he can do something man yeah

[00:38:35] So overall I think like

[00:38:37] Yeah nothing ever came out of all of that

[00:38:39] Nobody ever speaks of it but

[00:38:42] If you suck around

[00:38:43] We still care

[00:38:44] I'll be towards the end of the episode producer

[00:38:48] We still care

[00:38:49] But yeah if you have stuck around

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