Maybe Boehly Was Right All Along...

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_02]: They May Have 50 Players In The Squad But They Still Scored 6 Goals, Welcome To The Corner Flag, I Am Amogh

[00:00:05] [SPEAKER_05]: I Am Prashan

[00:00:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I Am Akarsh

[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And I Am Tushar

[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome To The Corner Flag, Today We Have Two Guests

[00:00:21] [SPEAKER_02]: We Have Prashar Abhi Chandani, Comedian Also Arsenal Fan Which Is Great Because Arsenal Fan 2 Episodes In A Row On The Corner Flag This Has Never Been Done

[00:00:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And Second Guest Is Akarsh Chandan Who Has Decided To Feature On This Podcast As A Special Act, Welcome To The Show Boys

[00:00:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Thank You Thank You, I Must Say I Am Very Annoyed With You, You Told Me That You Will Have Switched To Like A Flag Discussion Podcast And That Is The Only Reason I Am Here If I Knew You Always Still Talking About Football I Wouldn't Have Come

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_02]: What Is Your Relationship With Football Right Now Akarsh Just So That The Listeners Have Context To Our Offline WhatsApp Chats

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_05]: It Is A Relationship That I Want It To Be Indifference That Is The Aspiration Currently It Is Hate I Haven't Been Able To Get Over That Little Bit Of A Hump But Hopefully Indifference Coming Soon

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Lovely Lovely Tushar As You Can See This Is A Very Not Depressing Podcast At All

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Akhilesh Who Do You Support

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Roger Federer And Then After He Left Carlos Alcaraz

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Excellent Answer

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_00]: The Real Answer Is Everton

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_00]: There Are Everton Fans In India

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_05]: No No They Used To Be And Then They All Killed Themselves It Is An Extinct Species Now So The Answer Is No There Aren't Any

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_05]: People Who Hate Everton That There Are A Few Of

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Fans I Don't Know

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I Feel Like If Akhilesh Can Now Do A Spin Off On Everton Supporters Just Call The Last Of Us And That Will Still Work Very Well

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_00]: This Doesn't Make Sense To Me Like Okay I Get United Fans Because Most People Started Supporting In The Fergie Era

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_00]: I Get Arsenal Fans They Started Supporting In The Invincibles And That Era I Get Liverpool Fans Who Had Like Gerrard And Champions League And Like I Don't Get Tottenham And Everton Fans In India

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_05]: I Don't Know Me Neither Me Neither Who Are These Fools I Don't Get It

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_05]: What David Moyes Era

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I Think You Made A Big Mistake In The Chasing Of Being Separated

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_00]: That Day I Literally Saw Like On Insta There Was Some Event Where There Were Like 300 Tottenham Fans I Am Like There Were 300 Tottenham Fans In Bomb And Not Even India

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_02]: It's Crazy

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_02]: No But How Is It Going With You Tusharvi We Have Been Spoken In A While As Well Last Week We Got 90 This Week

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I Am Looking At All My Previous Connections From The World Of Writing And Comedy

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I Haven't Talked In Years Now I Am Saying Come On Podcast

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_02]: But How Have You Been Man How Is It Going

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Good Good All Good Moved Recently So That's Why I Dealing With That Nonsense Which Is Why I Was Late For This Podcast

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Nice

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_00]: And Life Is On Comedy Writing Same Shit

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Lovely Lovely It's Good That You Were Late For This Podcast Because Mukesh Is In Tear And He Is Our Resident Late Person

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_02]: So It Feels Like Nothing Has Changed

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Who Does Mukesh Support

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Liverpool Okay So Prashanth Is Chelsea Akarshi Is Everton I Am United Mukesh Is Liverpool Now You Are Here For Aslan

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_02]: So We Are A Very Diverse Podcast We Are Very Inclusive Means We Are So Inclusive We Let An Everton Fan Onto The Show

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_02]: As A Sovereign Regular

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_05]: It's The Only Reason These Guys Let Me On The Show Is They Know My Therapist Keeps Cancelling On Me And They Like This Guy Has To Go And Went Somewhere

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Let Them Come On The Podcast

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_02]: This Is Social Justice

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Social Work Social Work Social Work

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_02]: This Is Corner Flag Csr Corporate Social Responsibility

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_02]: What Is Our Csr Akarshi Koo Ghar Dena

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_02]: It Is Great

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Our Csr Stands For Chutya Supporter Rehabilitation

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_05]: It's Our Csr

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Supporting India's Only Evitance

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I Think There Are More No Akarshi I Remember You Tell Me There Are More You Have A WhatsApp Group Of 5 People No

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_05]: No So There Was A WhatsApp Group Of About 40 People Or So But Then It Became So Toxic That I Left Because I Couldn't Even Deal With Like The Other Everton Fans I Was Like

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Being An Everton Supporter Is Depressing Enough I Don't Need To Constantly Be In Touch With 40 More Very Depressed People

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry Go On

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_00]: No No Go Go Go

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_00]: To Be Fair We Also Know Leeds United Friend Arvind Hasee

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Ya Ya

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Who Dealt With 20 Years Of First Division And Championship

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I Mean Akarshi Might Have To Deal With That Shit Soon Enough So We Don't Know

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I Said Indifference Coming Soon

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Now They Made A Stadium So They Will Play And Figure Out A Way To Stay

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_00]: That Stadium Is Actually Made

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Almost Ready

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Almost Ready Hai

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_05]: No It's Almost Ready Next Year Everton Are Going To Move Into It But Whether They Move Into It As A Premier League Club As A Championship Club As A Club That's Gone Into Administration And Has Folded And Has Hence Been

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Absorbed By Liverpool Football Kuch Bhi Hosekta

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway Liverpool

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_02]: As A Premier League Club Championship Club Administration Club Caterer For Shaadi

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Event Manager

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway Liverpool Has A Habit Of Taking Everton's Older Stadiums To Ek Aur Sai

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Le Lo Le Lo

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_02]: But I Want To Ask You About That Everton Fan Group Tu Bolra Hai Etna Toxic Hoga

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I Can't Imagine How 40 People In India Who Support A Team Like Everton

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Can Be Toxic Like You Guys Should Just Be Happy To Be Considered

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_02]: You Should Just Be Happy Ki

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_02]: We Can Also Watch Premier League

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Like Toh Dha Asa Realism Honha Chahiye Na

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_02]: What Are You Toxic About Like

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Are You Toxic That

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Arre Fuck Yaar Hum Lok Toh Jeethe Nahi

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Like For Arsenal United And All Like All These Clubs That We Support The So Called Glory Hunters

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I Can Imagine We Have Seen Our Teams Win Trophies Be Competitive And Then They Are Not And They Are Going Through A Shit Time

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Toh Fir Wo Toxic Badla Hai Is Fine

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_02]: But Like You Have Gone From 10th Position To 17th Position That's Not That Much Of A Drop

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_02]: With All That In Mind You Still Stayed A Premier League Club For A Very Long Time

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Toh Matlab

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_05]: You Don't Need To Use Past Tense For That Yet

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_05]: We Are Still A Premier League Club

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Wo Ghatam Huwa Nahi Hai Abhi Tak

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_05]: So No But

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_05]: A I Quit That Group Well Before The Relegation Struggle Started Because They Used To Be Toxic Even During The Ancelotti Era

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Where We Were Beating Liverpool And We Had Hamas Rodriguez And All

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Wo Time Pe People Used To Be Toxic I Used To Be Like Bhai Tum Nung Ghar Jao Mer Se Nahi Hota Hai

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_05]: But Also Every Each And Every One Of Those Whatever 42 43 Everton Fans At Some Point Became Everton Fans Because They Are Like This Is The Club That's Going That's Just Knocking On The Door

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Toh Wo Disappointment Wo Gussa Hai

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Sab Mein Hai

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Ke Maine Itni Badi Galti Ki

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Kuch Toh Tum Lok Ek Match Toh Jeeto Salo

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Ek Gol Marlo Match Chodo, Gol Marlo Ek

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_00]: But When Were They Knocking On The Door

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_05]: No So They Were Back When The Premier League Came To India

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_05]: It Was There Was No Top Six Right There Was Top Four There Was Arsenal Liverpool United And Chelsea

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And Everton And Villa Were The Fifth And Sixth Who Is Going To Get Into

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_05]: No Tottenham Gave Much Later

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_05]: It Was Actually Villa And Everton And Then Tottenham Saw The Game And Then City Ran Away With It Then Leicester Won A Title And Then Now Like West Ham Asst In Villa

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Everton Udari Khade Re

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Do You Think Everton Were Knocking On The Wrong Door

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: They Are Knocking On The Door Of The Delavidated House That No One Stays In

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Whereas Everybody Else Has Just Gone Into The Mansion Right Next Door Ek Ke Baadik

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Aur Wo Lok Knock Bi Nahi Kare Wo Loh Dor Bell Baja Re Kyuki Hai Baate

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Api Tak Hai Khat Kat Ha Re Darwazi Ku Kundi Khat Kat Ha Re Ranshwar Tuko Patai Nahi Kya Chal Raha Hai Life Mai

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_05]: You Know That Meme That Does The Rounds In Every Big Tournament Whether It Is Underdog Team Who Is The Grim Reaper Knocking On The Door Murdering People

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Everton Is Just Standing Outside The Grim Reaper Ka Door Ki Tu Khol Hum Log Aayaan Tere Paas

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Tell Me In The Post Moez Era Which Is The Last 15 Years Or 10 Years At Least What Is The Highest That Everton Have Finished

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Sixth

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_05]: The Year After Moez Left

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_05]: 2012-2013 I Want To Say Roberto Martinez Is First Season

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_05]: He Had A Great Attack With Lukaku And De La Feo And Ross Barkley Was Doing Really Well

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_05]: And He Had David Moez Is Stable Defense Because Moez Knew How To Build A Defense But With Shit In Attack

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Martinez Has Always Been Shit In Attack And Has Never Known How To Organize His Back Four

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_05]: So On The Basis Of Moez's Defense And Martinez Ka Excitement And Attack We Had Almost Pipped Arsenal To Fifth

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_05]: But I Think Last Game Week Or Two Game Weeks From The End Managed To Drop Down To Fifth It Was In Fact Or Maybe Sixth I Can't Remember

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_05]: It Was Fifth And Arsenal Just About Finished Fourth That Season

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I Mean I Just Have To Cut Off This Depressing Everything Chat Because Moez Has Just Come In And This Is Great All Right Because This Barely Happened When We Were Actually Doing A Recording Of The Show

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_02]: But Moez Has Unfortunately Just Come In That's When Joran Erickson Has Passed Away Aged 76 Of Course He Was Battling Cancer For A Very Long Time

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_02]: And He Was A Fantastic Manager Like Just A Lovely Guy Like I Of Course Remember Him From His Time Managing England

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Not A Lot Of People Liked His Time At England Because England Didn't Do Shit But Very Little Of It Had To Do With Him

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I Would Say Just A Guy Who Loved His Women In Thailand For Some Reason

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Lots Of Stories About His Escapades Over There But He Is Finally At Peace I Hope And Out Of Pain So Rest Well Joran Erickson

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I Love How You Gone From Shit Everton Talk Is Becoming Too Depressing Let's Announce A Death Instead That's Happier

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Because It's For Us A Lot

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And I Agree That Was

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm Glad That You Said That Because Joran Erickson Seems Like The Kind Of Guy Who Would Have Loved That Joke So

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Giving A Lovely Tribute To The Man

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_02]: So Just Going Back Talking About The Toxicity All Right

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_02]: The Reason Why I Ask About The Toxicity Of The Everton Group Is Because The Man United WhatsApp Group That I Am On Is

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh My God Toxic To Another Level Right And Even More So Now That They Lost 2-1 To Brighton In The Second Game Which Again Is A Match That They Should Have Won

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Went One Nil Down Again Claude Back Won One And Then Last Minute Fucking Winner By Uval Pedro Because Terrible Defending So Same Old Right

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_02]: But The Like Going Through The WhatsApp Messages Just Before A Game All The Way Through The Game And After A Game

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_02]: This Could Be A Thesis Of A Sports Management Student Because What An Amazing Case Study It Is

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_02]: The Amount Of Stupidity That Exists In The World Is All Concentrated Into That One Fucking WhatsApp Group

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_02]: And I Feel Like I Want To Quit It I Want To Because It's Just Too Much After Point

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_02]: But At The Same Time I Don't Because There's So Much Nonsense That's Just Great To Read Up And Laugh At

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Because Before The Game They Were Like This Is Great We Are Finally Playing Well We Are Playing Well Rashford Also Looked Quite Good In The First Game Against Fulham

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_02]: We Didn't Get A Goal But He Was Creating Chances This That And The Other Oh Bruno Was Playing False 9 Again As The Game Ended Fucking Same Old

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I Don't Know How To Play Anything

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Zergsy Who Scored On His Debut And Was Everybody's Favorite By The Way Rashford Needs To Be Sold

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_02]: We Need To Get More Players

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh Man This Pendulum Switches So Quickly

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_00]: No No But This Is Part Of Being A Football Fan Like Especially When You Start Following Football As A Teenager

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Or Like Even Before That You Are So Emo About This Shit Like I Know People Whose Complete Identities Are The Clubs That They Follow

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_00]: So Even The Most Basic Thing Just It's Like It Feels Personal To Them Like You Know We've Seen Shit For The Last Forever 20 Something Years Of Following These Clubs

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_00]: We Are Like Chutia Kattane Wala Hai Whatever We Will Do This Is Life

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_02]: You Know What I Don't Understand Right Because I Read These Messages On The WhatsApp And It's Very Clear That There Are Some Older Fans Who Are Like Our Age

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Who Have Seen Like The Glory Days And Who Have Seen The Shit Days As Well So They Are A Little Temperate

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_02]: But I See Like Some Absolute Children Means 16 17 Years Of Children Who Are The Kind Of People And We All Like

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_02]: We All Said Racist Shit When We Were Kids We Just Didn't Have WhatsApp Basically Or Social Media

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_02]: We All Said Racist Shit So Exactly And Now They Are Saying The Same Thing Over Here Like They Are Making Terrible Racist Jokes And All

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And You Can Read A Person's Age By The Way They WhatsApp Right So It Is Clear That They Are 16 17 Year Old Children

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Which Means That They Started Supporting United When David Moise Was Manager I Am Like Why

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Why What Reason Do You Have To Support This Club

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_02]: What Have You Seen Chut? At Least When I Started Supporting United It Was A Furry Era And Mr.Droid Just Joined The Club

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_02]: We Were Winning The Premier League Trophy Back To Back To Back And There Was History Of AT, In 99 There Was Treble

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_02]: There Was Busby Babes Then You Learn About All Of That Because Obviously You Weren't Alive When Those Things Happened

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_02]: What Do These Guys Have? Their Entry Point Into Man United Was The Moise Era

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_02]: If They Had Chosen Spurs That Would Have Been Better

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Think Of It This Way You Still Had At Least You Won A Title In 2013 That Still 11 Years Ago

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I Know People Who Started Supporting Arsenal In 2013, 14, 15 Means 10 Years After They Won Their Last Premier League

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_00]: And Had No Like They Were In Complete Disaster Like So Bad Except For Just Getting That Top 4

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_00]: They Were Doing Nothing Else And It Makes No Sense To Me I Think A Lot Of It Is Also Just Marketing And All Of That

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_00]: And Also Just You Ever Responded To The Most

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Marketing Or A Player Like You Start Watching The Premier League For The First Time And You Attach Yourself To A Player

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Like I Know A Lot Of People Started Supporting Because Of Sanchez Because During That 2-3 Period He Was Like Scoring 30 A Season

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_00]: But Also Like You Know That People Around You Like The Older Guys Around You Like You Will See Someone Who Is A United Supporter Or Arsenal Supporter

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_00]: And You Will Be Like Okay Or You Will Be A Contrarian Like Fuck You If They Are Supporting Arsenal I Will Support United

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_00]: If They Are Supporting United I Will Support Liverpool Or Whatever

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I Think Akarsh Was Contrary To Life Only When He Supported Everton Not Like One Person

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I Have Always Been

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_00]: He Is Contrary To Himself

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_00]: I Think Akarsh Did Like A Pin The Donkey On One Of These

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Kishne Boat Lagaya The Clubs Ka

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_02]: No No Akarsh Bola Mai Khut Ke Gaand Me Pin Us A Donkey

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Because I Am The Donkey

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Sabse Zyada Dard Ka Hase Hota Hai

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Everton

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_00]: I Will Choose Sadness

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Pain

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Can You Imagine Like I Don't Know I Mean Chelsea Fans Prashant You Will Have Gotten This A Lot United Fans Get This A Lot

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Akarsh I Am Not Going To Involve In This Discussion Tushar I Don't Know If Arsenal Fans Get This A Lot But

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_02]: United And Chelsea For Sure When We Started Supporting Premier League Clubs

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_02]: United Fans And Chelsea Fans Have Always Been Considered As Glory Hunters Right

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Always

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I Feel Bad For The Person Who Became A United Fan In 2013

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Because That's What You Are Glory Right Like Who

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah Like Atleast You Know They Consistently Barred In The Last Two Years

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Harsal Kuch Na Kuch Toh Jeet Ke Rit Tee Random Shit

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Like But Like With What Happened In 2013 With What Happened With Arsenal Since Like 7000 Years

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_00]: It Makes No Sense To Me

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_02]: It's Crazy It Is Crazy But Yes Let's I Mean I Don't Want To Talk More About The Item Game Because It Was Depressing As Fuck

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And The Only Source Of Depression In This Episode Has To Be Akarsh So I Am Going To Quickly Move Away

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_02]: To Arsenal Let's Talk About Arsenal To Aston Villa Nil Fantastic Statement Victory For Arsenal Especially Against A Team

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_02]: That Caused Them Some Issues Last Season Especially

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_00]: It Caused Them Pretty Much The Title Last Season

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_02]: And Of Course Lots Of Merit Is Former Manager Former Goalkeeper Who Is Also A Massive Shit House

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Lots Riding On This Picture But A Good 2-0 Victory It Was A Little Tough But They Pulled Through

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_00]: So The Weird Thing With That Game Was I Think Control Wise Barring First 20 Minutes Of The Second Half Arsenal Controlled Most Of The Game

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_00]: But Weirdly Enough Because Of Sometimes Because Of Deflections Or Some Random Mistake In Defense

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Initially Aston Villa Had Much Better Chances Like What Could Have Put Them 2-0 Up

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Then It Could Have Been Very Difficult Because They Are Also Ridiculously Physical Sight

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_00]: So There Was Also Luck Involved But It's Weird Because Arsenal Also Didn't Play Badly

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Even When They Were Conceding Those Chances Because Like The Watkins Header That He Missed Was Because Of A Deflection

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_00]: So Like You Can't Do Anything About A Deflection And The Other One Was Gabriel Who Is Amazing Over The Last Year

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_00]: But Suddenly Just His Brain Switched Off And He Was Just Like I Will Just Try To Body Check Him And I Don't Know What Not

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_00]: So Those 2 Stupid Things Happened But It Was A Good Performance And I Am Starting To See

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Like Again Like The Pattern Is Better Even It's Constantly Improving It's Been Improving Over The Last 3 Years

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_00]: It's Good To See The Way In Which They Are Pressing The Way In Which They Are Defending

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_00]: I Look At Saliba Every Time And I Feel Sad Because I Know Real Madrid Will Buy Him In 2 Years

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_00]: They Are Definitely Taking Him Unless Arsenal Managed To Win Like A Premier League And Champions League Which Seems Very Unlikely

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_02]: But Still It Will Happen Even If Arsenal Win The Premier League They Will Be Like I Just Won Everything

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Papa Perez Comes Calling Who Says No Exactly So That's There

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_00]: But Yeah I Think In Terms Of The Structure I Think Just I Would Beg Arteta Just Get Not Even A Strikers Just Get A Forward

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Because A You Have Saka Who Has Played Like 10,000 Games In The Last 3 Years

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_00]: He Has Played Almost Every Single Premier League Game And Generally Arteta Substitutes Him Very Late Like In The 80th Or 85th Minute

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_00]: He Has Played Almost Every Match For England He Is Due A Big Engine

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Because All Players Who Play This Level At Some Point Get Injured And If Saka Gets Injured

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_00]: That Will Be A Huge Hole Because You Don't Have Like A Reese Nelson Can't Fill That Hole

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah How Much And Or If An Odegaard Goes What Do You Do Because Batman Is Just Running The Whole Field

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_00]: So There Are I Think Arsenal Are In A Great Position But Two Injuries Could Destroy The Season Like They Did In The Previous Year When They Were Leading The League For So Long

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_00]: And Then Saliba And Tomei Asu Because Of That Fucking Kali Zuban 10 Hours

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_00]: So They Said Oh Arsenal Have Had No Injuries And Literally The Next Match Saliba And Tomei Asu Took It

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_00]: And Then We Had To Play With Holding

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_00]: So I Think Injuries If Injuries There Are No Major Injuries And If One Good Forward Comes In And Then They Are Sorted I Think Then They Can Win The League

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_02]: But When You Say One Good Forward What Position Exactly Because You Have A Trial Relations

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_00]: I Think Someone Who Can At The Very Least Cover For Saka

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_02]: So Wide Right

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_00]: So Like There Is Talk Of This Whole Transfer Merry Go Round Where Kiesa Will Go Somewhere And Then This One Will Go Somewhere And Then There Is A Conversation That May Be Rafinha But Again You Don't Know

[00:21:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Because Arsenal Been Trying To Get Rafinha For Like Three Years For That Fucker Just Doesn't Want To Come

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_00]: I Don't Know Why People Don't Want To Leave Barcelona

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_00]: As Fucked As They Are It's Still Barca

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_02]: See I Will Tell You What The Biggest Conundrums In Football Are

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_02]: There Are Three One Is Why Do Players Not Want To Leave Barcelona

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Two Is Why Do Players Want To Go To Chelsea

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And Three Is Why Does Akash Support Everton

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_02]: These Are The Three Big Football Conundrums That Are In Front Of Me

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I Don't Understand Why Any Of These Things Happen

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_02]: But That Is For Another Day I Feel

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Ben White Was Very Ghanchili

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Ben White Oh Man

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I Am Not An Arsenal Fan

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_02]: But Seeing Him I Also Like It

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_02]: For That One Second I Was Also An Arsenal Fan

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I Love Him Because He Is A Quiet Guy

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_00]: You See He Doesn't Look Like Someone Who Talks A Lot

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_00]: What The Amount Of Shit House Arey That He Does

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Especially With Goalkeepers Like Push Them, Tease Them, Unhoy Them

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Like Randomly Uska Glove Pakad Raha Hai, Kuch Bhi Cover

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Before A Corner It's So Much Fun

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Because Generally Arsenal Have Never Had Since Maybe Vieira

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_00]: They Have Not Had A Lot Of These Like Solid Shit House Arey Kind Of Guys

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_00]: So It's Nice To See That

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_02]: It Was Also Nice To See His Accuracy

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Perfect Perfect It

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Fataq Se Maha Ho Sane Aur Straight Laga Ho Sko

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_02]: There Was No Disting Because I Imagine I Would I Would Miss That

[00:23:03] [SPEAKER_02]: From That Close Range Also I Would Miss That

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_00]: So Amount That's Why They Are To 850,000

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_02]: That Is True That Is Precisely Why That Is The Case

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_02]: How I Wish That Wasn't

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_02]: But Yes Fantastic Arsenal 2 Out Of 2

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_02]: The Title Race Has Already Begun And United Are Already Out Of It

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_02]: No I Mean Anything Can Happen Dude

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_04]: No No To Be Fair When I Saw Harry Maguire Face Also I Said Even He Is Given Up

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_04]: To Be Fair

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_04]: When See Come On That Was Hilarious

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Tushar You Are Just A Nice Person

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So I Appreciate That But We All Know

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Title Race Me Toh Koi Chance Re

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Before The Season Already Pata Da Ki There Is No Chance That United Are Going To Be In The Title Race

[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_02]: And Game Week 2 It Has Been Clarified

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_00]: But To Be Fair United's Window Has Been Decent

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Compared To The Last Couple Of Years It's Been Like A Decent Window

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_00]: They Have Covered A Lot Of Areas That They Had Issues With

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Defense Wise Midfield Wise

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Like Kuch Hai Or Zerxy Also Seems Like A Decent Buy

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_02]: He Does Seem Like A Decent Buy I Feel Like

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Players Still Need To Come Back From Injury And

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They Need To Start Playing Better

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_00]: You Know What I Love Is That Arsenal Had A Lot Of Injury Problem

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Then The Chief Medical Officer Of Arsenal Moved To United

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_00]: And Now United Have Injury Problem

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Who Is This Scamster

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I Am Saying That Arsenal's Medical Officer

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Has Sent United Boss To Jim Radcliffe On WhatsApp

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Hi I Am Medical Officer From Arsenal

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Do You Have A Moment

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I Have Work From Home Job Available For You

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_02]: And He Scammed The Whole Team

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Because It Is Ridiculous

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_00]: No And Also The

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_00]: The Set Piece Coach Is Ex Arsenal Is Clearly Not Good

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Yeah Clearly

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I Think This Is All The Karma

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_02]: That We Are Getting For Selling You Mkhitaryan

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And Mikhail Sylvester

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_00]: No No That Was Even When Sanchez Completely Failed

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Yeah That's True

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_00]: With That Piano Video I Remember

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_05]: That Was The Only Highlight From The Sanchez Era

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Now This May Be A Little Payback For Van Pursy

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Probably Probably

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_00]: This Is Probably Because That Was Proper Trauma

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_02]: But Van Pursy Got Us A Premier League Title And You Still Don't Have One

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_02]: So I Guess

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_00]: One Day One Day

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_02]: One Day Toh Kup Se Chal Raha Hai

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Akarsh Before We Take A Break For This Half

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's Quickly Talk About Spurs 4

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And Your Favourite Everton 0

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Two Games Seven Goals Conceded Zero Goals Scored

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_02]: What Is Happening

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_05]: So The Interesting Thing About Flags Is That Most Flags Are Red White And Blue

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_05]: That's Because Red Is You Know Blood And Sacrifice And War White Is Peace Blue

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_05]: But The Actual Reason Is That Red And Blue Dyes Were Very Easy To Make

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_05]: That's Why Most Flags Are Red And Blue And The Other Interesting Thing About Flags

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Is That

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_05]: The Dutch Flag

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_05]: They Called Orange They Were Orange But They Don't Have Orange On The Flag

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_05]: But They Used To The Original Flag Was

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Blue White And Orange

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Because The Royal House Was Called House Of Orange

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_05]: But Because Of The Sun It Kept

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Like The Dye Kept Losing Colour And Turning Red So After A While They Were Like

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck It Let's Just Keep It Red

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_05]: That's The Story

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Of The Everton Board Meeting

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Where They Don't Focus On Football

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_02]: No But That Was A Very Astute Answer I Thought Akash

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_02]: So Let's Talk About The Firepower Up Front

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Dominic Calvert-Lowen Coming Back From Injury Who Should Have Started Scoring A Lot More Goals

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_02]: But That's Not Happened Neil Maupay Is Somehow Back At Everton And He Is There To Be Used But He Wasn't Used

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_02]: And At The Train Station He Was Called A Fucking Rat By Everton Fans

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Things Are Not Going Well With Everton And The Fans

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_02]: The electricity That You Mentioned In The WhatsApp Group Is Spilling Out Into The Streets Of Liverpool

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_02]: So What Do You Have To Say About That?

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Very Interesting Point Because

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_05]: It's The Only Flag That's Not A Romboy

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Nepal Is The Only Flag Which Is Just A Random Shape And It's A Weird Thing About Nepal

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_05]: They Have It That Way Because To Represent The Himalayas And All That

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_05]: But It Just Is So Confusing

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_02]: So He Is The Only Striker That They Have Got It

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And Quick Mention For Humein Son Guys Because

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Dominic Sulanki Signed For Spurs Injured For The Second Match

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Son Again Taking The Striker's Duties In This One And Getting Two Goals

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Great For Spurs Great For My FPL Team Not Great For Everton

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_00]: You Saw Postokov Lose Comments

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_00]: It's Like Feel Sad For Me You Bastards I Just Got A Fucking Striker

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_00]: And He Is Out In 2 Weeks

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_02]: You Think That Medical Officer Is Moonlighting Spurs Recruitment Head All The Time

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm Sending Everywhere

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_05]: I Thought You Were Saying Spending The Scam

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_05]: I Was Saying Did Postokov Lue Mention That The Union Jack The UK Flag Is Actually Just A Combination Of All The Countries

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_05]: It's The Scottish Flag On The Northern Ireland Flag And Then The English Flag So

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Someone Tell Me How Dominic Calvert-Lewin Have A Fucking Premier League Position

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Because That Man Is Injured For 6 Months A Year Every Year

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Like He Goes On Vacation For 6 Months Then He Comes Back And Scores 3 Goals

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_00]: And Just Is In Conversation All The Time

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_02]: But I Tell You Why That Is

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Because Everton's Option Is Neil Maupay

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_05]: That's Why

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I Am A Fucking Championship Striker Man

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_05]: I Don't Have A Fucking Idea Of A Moshiri In My Mouth

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm Telling You Dominic Calvert-Lewin In All His Conversations With All The Multiple Coaches That He Has Played Under At Everton

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Has Impressed Them By Saying My Favorite Player Is Neymar

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I Want To Follow Neymar's Example And Everybody Is Like Fuck This Will Become Neymar

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_05]: See How Close I Am To My Sister

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Neymar Has Become Neymar

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Because Neymar Since Joining Al Hilal In Saudi Arabia Has Played 5 Matches For Them

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Only 5 Matches He Has Been Injured For All The Other Matches

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Second Season Now

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And He Gets Paid I Think Some 500,000 Pounds A Week

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Has A Private Jet At His Disposable Is Allowed To Take His Friends Out To Parties Whenever He Fucking Wants

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And He Has A Private Island For Him That Is Provided To Him By The Club Or Well The Country

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_02]: So Dominic Calvert-Lewin Basically Wants To Do Something Similar

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Clearly

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm Looking At His Stats Right Now

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_00]: 2020-21 Is A Great Season

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_00]: 39 Matches 21 Goals

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Then 2021-22 18 Matches

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_00]: 23-18 Matches 5 Goals 2 Goals

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Last Year 39

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_00]: I Did Not See Him Playing 39 Matches

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_05]: No So What Actually Happened With Him Was That One Season I Mentioned He Scored 21 Goals

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_05]: That Was The Carlo Ancelotti Season

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Ancelotti Turned Him Into Prime Ingazi

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And Then Benitez Was Brought In

[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_05]: And Benitez Job Was Under Pressure

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_05]: So He Rushed Calvert-Lewin Back From Injury

[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_05]: And Then It's Just Been Shit

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_05]: And Last Season

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Towards The End Of The

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Second Last Season And Last Season

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Deich Has Finally Given Him Enough Rest Gave Him Enough Time To Recuperate

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And So He Managed To Play A Bunch Of Games Last Season But He Hasn't Found His Scoring Form Yet

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm Sure He Will This Season And Then He Will Be Absolutely Amazing Towards The End Of The Season

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_05]: His Contact Will At Everton Will Run Out And Then One Of You Bigger Clubs Can Have Him For Free

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_02]: No Chance Nobody Wants

[00:31:16] [SPEAKER_02]: No No Chance

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_05]: He Might Actually End Up At Arsenal He's Been Linked With Arsenal Fairly Often Who Knows

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Alright On That Note Let's Take A Quick Break On The Other Side We'll Talk About City's 4-1 Victory Over Ipswich

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Liverpool Getting Their First Victory Under Arnest Lott At Anfield And Those Six Glorious Goals Scored By Chelsea

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Fantastic Stuff See You On The Other Side

[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome Back To The Corner Flag Everybody And We Begin The Second Half Not With Your Questions But With Man City

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Man City Beating Ipswich 4-1 It Look Like Ipswich Would Do Something To Them Because An Early Goal Which Was Against The Run Of Play Against Everything That Was Happening

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_02]: And Then It Was You Know Back To Regular Programming City Just Bulldozing Ipswich It Was Like A Training Match

[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_04]: What Your Preseason Friendly Was Being Cleared Apparently It Was Exactly Like That

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I Feel Bad For Ipswich Man First Liverpool And Then Man City

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Honestly We Expected This Right It's Now You Want To See The Other Fixtures Not Like How Do You Expect Ipswich To Come And Fight Against Man City I Think It's A Little

[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_04]: It's Not I Mean We Saw In The Last Game Also Itself There Was Very Like There Was No Chance That They Would Come Back From This But Now Like I Think Even Last Episode Raghav Was Saying That No He Is Like If They Get Trashed Like 5-0 6-0 Or Something Then If They Don't Bounce Back From That It's A

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah Yeah I Think Now You Don't Probably See

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I Think It's A Great Couple Of Fixtures To Start Off As A Newly Promoted Team Because Anyways You Are Coming To The Premier League It's A Big Step Up You Know At Some Point You Have To Play Liverpool And City

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_05]: At Least Your First Two Games There Is No Pressure No One Is Expecting You To Win It's Full Wild Card Go Out There Get The Feel Of Premier League Football Get Your Ass Whooped Get Those Two Inevitable Losses Out Of The Way And Then Your Season Actually Starts

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Then You Start Yeah And I Think They Can Because McKenna's Team Is Really Well Coached It Shows That Good On The Counter Attack Bit Rough Around The Edges Of Course Because At The End Of The Day They Are Still A Newly Promoted Team And They Are A Team That Like Everton Could Have Gone Into Administration Had A Lot Of Financial Issues As Well So They Have Come Back From The Brink So It Is A Fantastic Resurrection Story As Well

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_00]: So Yeah You Can See There Is Some Quality There It Doesn't Look Like You Know A Lot Of The Sites That Get Promoted Sometimes Just Look Very Flat They Seem To Have Some Sort Of An Extractor That Potentially They Could Survive Although It's Going To Be Very Difficult

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah But Yeah So I Mean There Is Hope For Them Absolutely I Just Have The First Goal For Example Sorry What Was It No The Second Goal Which Was The First Goal They Opened Scoring They Opened I'm Talking About City's Second Goal De Bruyne's Goal Was Just Because The Playing Out From The Bag Just Did Not Work Yeah It Just Caught Them Off Yeah The Ball And That's My Thing Right Like I Get That You As A Young Coach As A Newly Promoted

[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Team Want To Stick To Your Method Of Play Etc Etc Etc But We Saw That With Vincent Company And Burnley Last Season If You Don't Have The Personnel To Play Out From The Bag Why Do You Want To Do That Fuck Burnley We Saw That With Man United I'm Sorry But Considering The Kind Of Job That Company Has Gotten After Burnley Maybe Mekhna's Like A Mirko Real Motoring Milega Iske Paasimil Hai Yeah You Don't Know Absolutely

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Possibly Absolutely But Yeah Early Harland Again Hatrick Injury Right Just And Also City's Looking Scary Man Like You Know At Least The Last Two Seasons They Sort Of Started Off A Little Shaky Yeah But Like This Season They Are Looking Solid As Fuck You Think Guardiola Has Decided That This Season They Are Going To Win All Their Matches Like That's The Objective Yeah Yeah What Is Left Four Times In A Row Subgadhi Hundred Points What Is Next Like Invincibles No

[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Let's Go One Better Than Arsenal Invincible Perfect Team Win Every Match Yeah Yeah I Think Yeah Because What Is Left What Else Is Left You Know The Crazy Stat With Him Is That Apparently In 16 Or 17 Years Of Coaching There Are Only Two Years Where He Hasn't Won The League Wow Which Is Ridiculous I Mean Of Course To Be Fair He's Also At The Biggest Budget Of Most Managers But Yeah But Still It's Insane I Like To Clarify Big Spending Doesn't Give You A Better Team

[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_05]: I Just Want To Clarify This I Think It Can't Be Fair It Worked Until Roman Was In Charge But Yeah But Then You Don't Want To Sack Your Manager Through And Through So Also Pep Is Ridiculous But Even Harland Yeah I Mean Firstly Did You All See Harland Posted A Photo With A Match Ball And Me Being Me I Was Zooming In And Looking At Some Of The Things That His Teammates Are Written Yeah One Of The Thing Was I'm Fed Up Of Signing Your Match

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Balls Once You Again Not Beging That Is I Think That Was Really Good 22 Hatricks At The Age Of 24 He Has 22 Hatricks Dude What The Fuck Yeah So I Had Some Stats He Has Scored 67 Premier League Goals In 68 Premier League Games Here Are Some Other Strikers In Premier League Histories Also Sorry That The Fun Fact Is Somebody Had Pointed Out How That's More Than The Goals That Chelsea Have Scored In The Same Time Not Wrong

[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_05]: So Danny Welbeck Played 335 Games Scored 69 Goals Michael Antonio 67 Goals In 256 Games Luis Suarez 69 Goals In 110 Games

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Obameyang 67 In 143 Anthony Marcial 63 In 209 Watkins Has Still Only Scored 59 Goals In 148 Games Gabriel Jesus 73 Goals 213 Games Harland Already Has As Many Hatricks As Wayne Rooney And More Hatricks Than Luis Suarez Did

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_02]: He Is Next Level But I Do Think He Is A Flat Track Bullying Yeah Play For Everton And Then Show

[00:38:08] [SPEAKER_02]: You Played In Fucking Norway You Played In Germany You Played In Austria I Think He Was At Leipzig And Now You Are At Man City I Mean You Are In An Overpowered Man City Team I Am Not Saying That He Is A Bad Track He Is A Genuinely Fantastic Athlete The Way He Play Is Brilliant

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_02]: How Is He In Comparison To Aguero In Terms Of Goals I Am Going To Let You Know Wayne Yeah You Check On That While I Continue My Point Is Since He Has Come To Man City I Don't Think And Maybe My Memory Serves Me Poorly But I Don't Think He Really Had Great Games Against Genuine Competition I Don't Think He Scored Too Many Goals Against Man United One Second First His First

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Manchester Derby Didn't He Score A Fucking Hatrick Against You I Am Very Sure The First Manchester Derby He Scored 3 Goals Against United So You Don't Remember Because What Basically Happens Is Traumatic Things Your Brain Deletes Yes That Is PTSD Talking Not Lack Of Harlins Skill I Am Not Saying That He Has A Lack Of Skill I Am Just Saying He Tends To Be Fierce

[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_00]: I Am More Of A Flag Track Bully So The Stats Are Early Harlins Has A Hatrick 14 Goals And 7 Assists In 19 Appearances Against The Big Six 21 In 19 Games Against Big Six So I Mean Out Of That I Am Sure 3 Were Those Hatricks Against United

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I Still Feel He Is A Flag Track Bully Because What Kind Of Opposition Is Man United What Kind Of Opposition Is Arsenal What Kind Of Opposition Is Chelsea Who Else Is There In The Big Six His Major Competition Is Still Being Liverpool What Is His Record Being Against Liverpool Let's See

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I Hate That He Is A Man City Player Aguero Has 184 Goals In 275 Games So He Has Yeah He Scored 3 Times As Many Goals As Harlin Has But In Almost 4.5-5 Times As Many Games

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Lovely Lovely Stuff I Don't Know I Just Hate That He Plays For Man City Great Player Ship Him Off To Madrid Soon He Can Be A Flag Track Bully In Spain Do You Think

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I Will Give You Open Challenge Because I Know You Listen To The Conflag As Do Most Player League Footballers Don't Go To Madrid Go To Atletico Madrid And Win The League With Them Then Tell Me

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I Am Saying Go To Spain You Have Conquered Germany To A Certain Extent Now You Have Conquered Spain Your Next Destination Has To Be Spain

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_05]: But Diego Simeone Is Not The Right Manager For Him For Sure

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay Okay Then Go To France Play For Lille Play For Nice Or Some One Of Those Clubs And Win The League With Them Topl PSG Win The League With Them And Maybe Get Them Into The Semis Of The Champions League

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Do You Just Have A Window Open Which Says Football Manager Save Ideas

[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_02]: You Got Me Absolutely But Yes From One Flag Track Bully To Another Noni Madhuri And Cole Palmer Killing Wolves In Their Own Backyard Bullies To Chelsea Six Oh My Fucking God Like So Many People Made Dis Videos Of Chelsea Which Has Been Wasted Now Which No One Will Be Able To Release

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_02]: It Just Goes To Show Man You Fill Your Team With A Number Of Players Eventually Something Will Work Out You Are Playing Against The Law Of Averages Here

[00:42:41] [SPEAKER_00]: You Know There Is An Insta Post That Gone Viral Which Is Basically Like In The Two Years That Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Were Married And Then There Was Chelsea Abort 45 Players

[00:42:57] [SPEAKER_02]: That's Mad But Okay I Want To Talk About Enzo Maresca Because Enzo Maresca In His Pre-Match Conference Also Kept Saying That He Does Not Care About The Other Players He Is Working With 21 Players And He Doesn't Even See The Other Players

[00:43:14] [SPEAKER_02]: He Has Said That Rahim Sirling Is A Great Player But He Is Not My Type Of Winger So He Has To Leave To Get Minutes He Is Not Getting Played Here

[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_02]: He Is Not Getting Played At The State That The Club Is In And What That Means Is That In About Three Months He Is Going To Get Sacked Because He Is Going To Have A Showdown With Todd Bowley And That's Not Good For Chelsea

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Todd Bowley Will Just Be Like Listen I Know That We Have Lots Of Players Okay But Hear Me Out I Have The Best Formation For You Why Don't We Play A 6-4-3 You Can Use The Players And Like You Know It Will Work Don't Get Limited By These Numbers

[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah It's I Mean To Be Fair Though Against Wolves Fantastic Performance By Them I Feel Like Through This Entire Game Week To This Was The Best Game To Watch As A Neutral Like If You Had If You Were Like Regardless Of

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_02]: That First Half Especially Oh My God Both Wolves And Chelsea Just End To End Both Teams Were So Open So Open To The Break It Was Chaos Like It Was Chaotic Evil That Was What This Game Was

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_00]: You Know This Is What It Reminds Me Of Do You Guys Are You Playing EFC No I Mean No It's Become Really Shit Now So The Point Is In That In EFC This Happens Every Time You Are Playing Online When In The First Half It Will Be Super Competitive One All Two All Three All And In The Second Half Then He Will Decide That No You Cannot Have Joy In Your Life And Suddenly Your Players Will Slow Down Everything

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Will Collapse And The Other Team Will Score Four Goals In Like Six Minutes This Was It Literally Felt Like A Replay Of That Kind Of Match But Yes Of Course The Man Of The Match Of The Star Of The Match Was Noni Madhu Eke Three Goals For Him All Three Assisted By Cole Palmer Who Also Got A Goal As Well Noni Madhu Eke Had Many Things To Say One Of Which Was He Is Gold And I Am Fire Which Is Just Bro Like Itna Cringe Line

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Matlab Tumme Three Goal Mare But Itna Cringe Line Hai Hai Like Please Don't Say

[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_05]: His Next One Is Going To Be A Song Of Ice And Fire

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh But Daenerys Jones No Vibes De Rai Hain No Full On Full On But More Importantly He Said On His Public Instagram Stories He Said Everything About This Place Is Shit And Apparently He Was Talking About Being In Wolverhampton For The Game So Which Is Why He Was Getting Boored At Every Touch

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_02]: He Responded To That As Well He Said Oops That Was Meant For My Private Account You Guys Are Too Fast And He Has Then Since Apologized But What A Roller Coaster Of An Evening For Him Pehle Wolves Ki Gaand Maarta Hai Gets Abused For It Then Scores Three Goals Against Them

[00:46:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Wolves Ki Gaand Maarta Hai Wapas Hai

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Its Like This Hustle Culture Of This Gen X No Is Like Next Level Bro

[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Ya But He Shouldn't Have Apologized He Should Just Reply To That Thing Told You

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_00]: No Or He Should Be Better Guys

[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Ya Absolutely Just Come On Guys Like Everything About This City Is Shit Including Your Football Team Hence Proved

[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Ya But Ya Six Goals Chelsea Look Really Good Prash Early Sort Of Thoughts About Chelsea Especially Considering We All Spoken About What A Mess The Club Is In

[00:47:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Does This Victory Give Chelsea The Platform To Kind Of Build On From Here Or Do You Think Its One Fluke Flash In The Pan Victory

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Kind Of Like When You Put A Chimpanzee In Front Of A Typewriter In Sometime After Randomly Fucking Going At The Typewriter O Shakespeare Ka X Script Nikal Paega

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Is It The Same Is What I Am Asking

[00:47:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I Don't Know If Its The Right Comparison Obviously I Mean Its Like Ok So See Mariska Obviously Knows What He Wants And Its Great That The Groundwork Was Already Done

[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Because He Knows The Positions That He Wants To Play Who Is Doing What And All Of That He Is Obviously Figured That Out

[00:47:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And Like You Said Earlier As Well In The Whole Press Conference Thing That He Doesn't Want To Deal With The Other 21 Players Because He Knows Exactly How He Wants To Shape The Team

[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_04]: But Again It Is Very Too Its Just Too Fucking Early Because You Seeing The Early In The Week They Played Against The Conference League Game Also Itself

[00:48:16] [SPEAKER_04]: There Is A Different Line Up Over There We Know He Is Going To Have To Tinker You Have 21 Fucking Players You Are Going To Have To Keep Tinkering So He May Have Just Found Something Against The Wolves Game But I Think I Don't Speak For All Chelsea Fans Of Course But At Least Some Of Us Will Probably Tell You That Yes You Got A Win But Now Try And See How Consistent You Can Be With That

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So I Think That Like You Can't Do Anything Beyond That Right The Other Thing That I Noticed While Watching This Game Was How Quick Chelsea Play Like They Are Very Fast Team Right Like From Defense To Attack Attack To Defense They Are All Action All The Time They Are Very Very Very Very Very Quick I Don't Think That Is Going To Be Sustainable For The Entire Season And We Have Seen This Happen To The Best Of Teams Who Play In That Way

[00:49:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Especially When It Comes To A Team That Is As Inexperienced As Chelsea With The Kind Of Players That They Had They Are All Young Players They Are All Very Very Talented But Young Players I Don't Think It Is Going To Be As Easy Or As Sustainable As Maleshka Or Todd Bolli Think Which Probably Is Why Todd Bolli Assigned 50,000 Players Because He Like Okay These People Will Leave Right

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_02]: They Go Quarter To Quarter First Quarter This Team Will Play Second Quarter This Team Will Play Of Course I Mean It Is A 3-3 Month Period For Everyone

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_00]: But I Think It Is Also A Function Of The Expectation Because I Think Maleshka Is Like They Are Like To Top 6 Leke Aisba And Will Be Fine With You So I Think The Expectation Is Not To Go Like Crazy Second Third Fourth

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_00]: I Think If He Manages To Stay In The Top 6 He Is Fine

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_04]: No No It Is Not Going To Be That Because Basically For Poch Also They Basically They Technically Wanted Poch To Win At Least One Trophy That Was The Expectation Itself

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Poch Told Them This Is What I Have Gotten You You Allow Me To Stick Through With The Players That I Want To Keep And The Owner Said No We Have Other Plans With These Players Because We Just Square Off Our Books

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_04]: In This Case They Have Already Got The Players Maleshka Is Now Like I Have To Deal With Them Now I Don't Want To Deal With These Players But I Have To Also Face The Pressure Of Getting Your Trophy

[00:50:24] [SPEAKER_04]: So At This Point Safest Bet Again Since They Are Not Anywhere Else They Will Probably Try And Get A Conference League Because It Is Too Early Obviously But It Is Just An Idea That At Least They Can Say Or Claim That They Are Some Sort Of European Champions Of Some Form Of Manner

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That Is The Only Claim To Fame At This Point And Then Hence Make Chelsea More Approachable By Other Players As You Were Saying

[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_02]: For A Second You Want To Say Make Chelsea Great Again

[00:50:54] [SPEAKER_04]: No Not Of That

[00:50:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry Finish Sorry

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Also Todd Bumming Has No Internet

[00:51:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Just Read A Little What People Are Saying

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe You Would Understand What The F**k You Are Doing With Your Team

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_02]: First Of All It Is Football Not Soccer

[00:51:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Understand This First Then We Will See The Future

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Right Before We Wrap Up Let's Quickly Talk About Liverpool 2-Brenkford 0 2 Out Of 2 For Arnold Slott As Well His First Victory At Anfield

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_02]: More Of The Same As Usual Salah On The Score Sheet Lewis Diaz

[00:51:31] [SPEAKER_02]: And We Are Getting A Goal As Well

[00:51:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Again Like It Seems Like They Just Picked Up From Where Klopp Left Off

[00:51:39] [SPEAKER_00]: They Also Seem A Lot More Pragmatic

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Like In The Sense They Are Not Going For Like Heavy Metal Press Klopp Style

[00:51:46] [SPEAKER_00]: They Are Like Okay You Know What We Can Sit Back For A Bit

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_00]: We Can Attempt Other Things

[00:51:52] [SPEAKER_00]: I Mean With Klopp Also They Did

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_00]: But Here There Seem To Be More Layers To Them

[00:51:58] [SPEAKER_00]: So Which Is Interesting Because I Thought At Least It Will Take Them A Year Or Two To Sort Of Get The Hang Of It

[00:52:03] [SPEAKER_00]: And Get Them Going But I Mean If They Play Like This They Could Be In The Title Race

[00:52:09] [SPEAKER_02]: They Could Absolutely Be In The Title Race

[00:52:11] [SPEAKER_02]: But The One Thing That Liverpool Fans Should Be Worried About Is The Lack Of Transfer Activity

[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Of Course They Haven't Signed A Single Player In This Window Yet

[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_02]: And Time Is Very Very Quickly Running Out Very Few Days Left In The Window

[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_02]: But More Than That The Players Who Are There

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_02]: And Their Happiness Is Something That Needs To Also Be Look At

[00:52:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Because We Spoke About This In The Last Episode About Virgil's Future

[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_02]: And He Is Again Spoken About It He Said I Am Calm We Will See What Happens

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_02]: We Need To Focus On The Manager And Get Him What He Wants To Do Etc Etc Etc

[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But He Is Not Committing Himself Right

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And Which Is Fair Why Would You As A Professional When Your Contract Is Up For Renewal

[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_02]: But Before This Season When Klopp Resigned When He Was Asked About His Future He Said I Don't Know

[00:52:55] [SPEAKER_02]: So He Did Have A Look Of Worry He Did Have A Feeling Of Worry As To I Don't Know What Is Going To Happen At Liverpool Anymore

[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I Don't Know If I Want To Be A Part Of That Or Not

[00:53:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And Apart From That Now Is Also The Issue Of Trent Alexander Unleashed

[00:53:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Because He Started In This Game But He Was Taken Off At About 72 Minutes

[00:53:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And He Was Not Happy About It

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_02]: In Fact Slott Was Sitting Next To Him On The Bench Explaining To Him Why He Took Him Off

[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Slott Then Also Explained To The Media Why He Took Trent Alexander Unleashed

[00:53:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Which Was Fine The Reasons He Gave Was He Has Come Back From The Euros

[00:53:23] [SPEAKER_02]: He Played The First Few Games Then He Didn't Play

[00:53:25] [SPEAKER_02]: He Has Not Had A Full Vacation He Is Not Fully Ready We Have To Take Care Of Him

[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_02]: We Have A Backup In Connor Bradley So It Gives Us The Option To Rest Him Etc Etc Etc

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Same Old Same Old

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_02]: But Trent Still Did Not Look Happy

[00:53:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Now Considering Trent Is One Of Their Most Important Players In Terms Of Goal Creation

[00:53:42] [SPEAKER_02]: That Is A Problem That Slott Is Going To Have To Fix

[00:53:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Player Cannot Be Bigger Than The Manager

[00:53:49] [SPEAKER_04]: It's Going To Be A Problem We Already Know This

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_04]: It's Interesting This Was

[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I Feel Like This Is A Better Problem To Have Than To Face Someone Like A Salah I Think

[00:54:01] [SPEAKER_04]: In Comparisons

[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_05]: But That Will Also Happen I Think This

[00:54:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I Did End Up Mentioning Earlier

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_05]: In The Episode Where Martinez's First Season At Everton Worked Out Because It Was Still Built On The Basis Of 10 Years Of David Moyes

[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I Feel Like A Similar Thing Will Happen With Liverpool Where Right Now You Got Van Dyke You Got Trent Alexander Arnold Both On One Year Remaining

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_05]: I Think Even Salah Has Only Two Years Remaining

[00:54:32] [SPEAKER_05]: So Next Window That's Going To Be An Issue

[00:54:35] [SPEAKER_05]: This Season Might End Up Being A Good Season Because They Still Have A Really Really Really Strong Team

[00:54:40] [SPEAKER_05]: But That Team Is Aging Their Contracts Are Expiring

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And How Liverpool Handle The Rehaul Will I Think Define How The Future Of Liverpool Is

[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Also With Van Dyke He Is 33 So The Next Contract Is Probably His Last Contract

[00:54:57] [SPEAKER_00]: So He Is Like Do I Want To Stay Here Do I May Be Go To Saudi Or Do I Go To May Be Germany Or Whatever

[00:55:04] [SPEAKER_00]: So I Think That Has To Be Because He Has Won Everything With Liverpool

[00:55:08] [SPEAKER_00]: He Has Won The Champions League He Has Won The Premier League

[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_00]: May Be Like A Fresh Challenge Or Something

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_02]: We Shall See How That Goes

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