Kids Jokes Ep56

[00:00:00] Joseph had gone to visit the doctor because he was feeling unusual. After running some tests,

[00:00:10] the doctor said, I have some bad news and some very bad news. Joseph asked, well, might

[00:00:18] as well give me the bad news first. The doctor said, the lab called with your test results.

[00:00:25] Joseph said, you have 24 hours to live. Joseph said, 24 hours that's terrible. What could have been worse?

[00:00:34] What's the very bad news? The doctor said, Joseph I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

[00:00:43] A teacher asked Larry, if you had $1 and you asked your dad for $1 more. How much money would you have?

[00:01:00] Larry replied, $0. Then the teacher said, how? Would you not have $2? Then Larry replied,

[00:01:11] no, you don't know my dad.