Welcome back to another season of F1 Fanfiction where we talk about the inaugural race of the 2024 f1 season at Bahrain where we celebrate 20 years of Bahrain and another dominant performance by Max Verstappen.
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- Kick Sauber’s Livery 🦵
- 20 years of Bahrain!
- Pervy Horn(y)er 😈
- Max Maximizing the Lead
- Sainz Just says no
- The Visa Cash App Swap ⛑️
- Bottas still having nutting issues
- Jezza waves the flag 🏁
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[00:00:00] Situation for RBR, because you either get molestation or you get crack whipping
[00:00:07] If it forces on there, right? So knowing all the history I don't know how RBR gets out of this
[00:00:13] Oh, oh, you either get to ask Bank or you get to ask Bank but for different reasons
[00:00:20] Hello hello welcome back welcome back to season 4 of F1 Fanfiction at least one show that keeps giving
[00:00:36] RBR versus 20 23 part 2, RBR which we just saw.
[00:00:44] Welcome back welcome back to a new year new season, at least on paper things are new
[00:00:50] We are your host I am Akash and I'm sorry and let's get something out of the way
[00:00:57] This is episode 1 with F1 Fanfiction, hopefully you've enjoyed the three seasons that we've we've kept giving
[00:01:04] YOL are our only motivation to do this this year. Let me let me put that out there
[00:01:11] There is nothing fucking new happening after preseason testing and race one
[00:01:18] That keeps us going for this season that is definitely sure so yol are the reason right?
[00:01:25] So so keep us giving while me keep you giving no inno windows
[00:01:30] With that said let's get something out of the way
[00:01:36] Sarang what do you have to say about some of the liveries and some of the name changes that have happened
[00:01:44] First liveries did anything change at all like really like I didn't notice anything
[00:01:49] Yeah, there's this pure color. Oh, yeah, I'm lying with with the radio active
[00:01:56] Yeah, no even even the actual radioactive green right with like the skate or whatever the shade right right
[00:02:04] Whatever that name I don't know what's going on the naming has gone like off the charts this time
[00:02:09] I think even more than the delivery like we have seen some other deliveries and stuff like that
[00:02:14] But what does that mean stake F1 team?
[00:02:17] Okay, so I would wait what what? So here's my thing right bro
[00:02:22] I like I want to my new aim in life is to be so rich that I can buy an F1 car team and then get just as fucking creative as we fit that I can like how much can I ruin the name
[00:02:36] Right, yeah, totally man and even like us but I really like what did they go with cash these are cash up first of all. I have a question
[00:02:44] Why is Visa and cash up working together aren't the competitors?
[00:02:48] I don't know but anyways Visa cash app
[00:02:52] I don't know why is there the word app in the formula team name, but anyways Rb formula one team
[00:02:58] I don't know what's going on
[00:03:01] I think it's non-sensical nothing makes sense
[00:03:03] But credit to them I have to say I love the fact that they went back to the Toro Rosalavary
[00:03:09] Oh, yeah, which I really used to love and they brought them back
[00:03:12] Blue, why did I do that?
[00:03:13] I did that
[00:03:14] Things
[00:03:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:03:17] So I think that's my favorite delivery right now definitely
[00:03:20] Take even even after they've matured the name but they made it up with delivery
[00:03:25] Interesting interesting okay
[00:03:27] Okay, yeah, I don't know for me. I think Red Bull still sort of like stands out or sits out or however you have it right
[00:03:34] I mean yeah, that's a classic
[00:03:35] Oh, yeah
[00:03:36] What works works by changing it?
[00:03:39] Exactly
[00:03:40] Also I think with livery is one thing I like is the the most recent livery as well
[00:03:46] I think they went there like yeah the accombring color with silver
[00:03:52] Uh, as opposed to the previous what that green like a fluorescent green thingy that they had
[00:03:59] True true
[00:04:00] Yeah, I mean now it's been said about delivery anyways right over
[00:04:04] Yeah, other multiple shows
[00:04:06] Uh, internet content
[00:04:08] I mean I think like when we started doing this in 2021 I guess was it right yeah
[00:04:15] Yeah, people weren't making content right left and center
[00:04:18] So like when we said things after two three weeks
[00:04:22] It still made sense. I guess now we are dinosaurs even if we are like for that actually and while people
[00:04:29] Well, it works for people and they keep doing like copying stuff
[00:04:33] I you know it's not our jam right so like yeah exactly moving on right
[00:04:38] So so Bahrain Bahrain some some interesting facts that we just heard commentators say and then the go up from the internet
[00:04:46] This is actually the 20th anniversary for the bar in GP
[00:04:51] Wow
[00:04:53] In the first year
[00:04:55] I thought like it's a new track but apparently not so why let's be as long as almost we've been seeing it
[00:05:04] We've been dumb enough to not notice that you know
[00:05:07] Um, interestingly
[00:05:11] I'm nothing to do with Bahrain but RBR has won 31 out of the last 33 races before they came in
[00:05:18] And including this last one there up to 32 out of 34
[00:05:21] Why man exactly right and Shumacher and Petra Delaroza still lead max in the fastest lap here
[00:05:31] One thing to regret it is Bahrain hasn't been resurfaced since the erased air
[00:05:37] So they hold the record from 2005 and 6 or 4 and 5 or basically whenever the whole thing started
[00:05:44] So we still enjoy the top two positions while max tries to overtake them in the new car
[00:05:51] Which is a week takes on the old surface
[00:05:55] Yeah, so maybe next year
[00:05:58] When they actually have like the rocket engine tied behind this car
[00:06:02] They probably already do but yeah, I don't know
[00:06:06] So Martin was taking the interview and obviously Clarkson being Clarkson was there
[00:06:13] And at the end of all of it he asks him who's your money on
[00:06:19] And Clarkson goes eat in new way
[00:06:22] Which which actually makes sense right because even if you like follow new way through his entire career
[00:06:28] Except the Shumacher dominance wherever he's gone
[00:06:32] He's brought out champions right so yeah, everyone's gunning for the honor position
[00:06:38] I don't know if we want to do but yeah my money's on him as well at this point
[00:06:43] But speaking of honor
[00:06:45] Oh boy, what did he do man?
[00:06:48] It don't know man
[00:06:49] Like it's just chaos everywhere
[00:06:52] First of all, I haven't got in the proportions of what's actually happening
[00:06:55] All I know is this sub-investigation going on
[00:06:57] I know that there's something that happened he did something to someone in
[00:07:03] 30, I don't know what going on
[00:07:05] Everywhere
[00:07:06] Yeah exactly me neither and I don't have the appetite to even follow up on it
[00:07:10] All I know here being a purvee with sexting and whatever
[00:07:14] Right so I choose to believe for the fun and gossip of myself
[00:07:19] There's this magazine in that cells
[00:07:21] I guess I'd like grocery store stands called the sudden
[00:07:25] And one of the news that I saw on the sun is that he's been sexting people inside the office
[00:07:31] I don't know how true it is whatever it is
[00:07:34] That's what I saw that's what I believe that's what the gossip is right
[00:07:37] So
[00:07:38] Bottom line he's acting purvee
[00:07:40] I want to dive into it myself
[00:07:42] But for folks listening, it is no other side
[00:07:45] Yeah, do let us know
[00:07:47] Apart from all the rumor mill that I've went through on Twitter
[00:07:51] And I'm going to call it Twitter not calling it the X anyways
[00:07:54] But
[00:07:57] But apart from that I'm like DNA articles and what new your post articles
[00:08:02] Yeah, I don't know what's going on
[00:08:04] It's it's all very weird like right
[00:08:06] But you know what I've heard I've heard another rumor I've heard that there's some allegation against it
[00:08:13] It didn't new as well and also it's been investigation
[00:08:16] Okay, you know what is it about no, I know clue word fucking over the entire grid man
[00:08:21] But that's
[00:08:24] With first I don't know how many years three years
[00:08:27] Yeah, and even before that
[00:08:31] Oh, yeah, that's a true allegation
[00:08:33] Right
[00:08:35] I guess I guess per ass would sign that petition as well
[00:08:39] He's on the other side of the allegation
[00:08:41] Exactly, he's the first person to sign it
[00:08:45] For all you know he's the one who got it
[00:08:47] I'm very like
[00:08:50] Exactly
[00:08:52] It was king
[00:08:53] It was this guy. Gashley as well
[00:08:55] Albon as well
[00:08:56] Yeah
[00:08:58] Everyone who's been fucked over
[00:09:00] But
[00:09:01] All this drama with Christian I also saw horse for clapping
[00:09:06] Taking a big at it
[00:09:08] And a few things that came out of that campus like horse
[00:09:11] Maybe wants to take Christian position
[00:09:14] I don't know he he's been basically
[00:09:16] Going out and saying like Christians being breaking the team apart
[00:09:20] He needs to go blah blah blah
[00:09:22] I don't know if he's gunning for the position that Christian has
[00:09:26] And seeing this as an opportunity
[00:09:28] I don't know how this is a good situation for RBR
[00:09:31] Because you either get molestation or you get crack whipping
[00:09:36] Your ass if horses on there
[00:09:39] So knowing all this is me
[00:09:41] I don't know how RBR gets out of this
[00:09:43] Oh good yeah
[00:09:45] Yeah
[00:09:46] Oh, oh, either get to ask Bank or you get to ask Bank
[00:09:49] Poor different reasons
[00:09:51] I'm afraid RBR is ass is going to be red
[00:09:58] But
[00:10:02] But it's weird that
[00:10:07] Even after all this controversy like
[00:10:10] It just doesn't matter to max at the end of the day
[00:10:13] And he's just a fucking rocket ship
[00:10:15] Getting there is 20 seconds ahead of the race
[00:10:19] As an assistant, he started a game of poop
[00:10:22] As soon as the race started, okay, this is done
[00:10:24] He just launches and walks off
[00:10:29] Dude, what the hell?
[00:10:31] I mean sure, so after preseason testing
[00:10:34] Somewhere during the colleague
[00:10:36] Right?
[00:10:37] I was like, yeah, maybe you know what
[00:10:39] For RBR's god it
[00:10:40] Something's gonna change
[00:10:41] Something's gonna happen
[00:10:42] McLaren looked promising as well
[00:10:44] So I'm like, you know what
[00:10:46] The reason is not gonna be as max is gonna win
[00:10:50] I knew that, right?
[00:10:51] Like it seemed that
[00:10:52] But like maybe this season's not gonna be that boring
[00:10:55] Cause other teams have brought their EGM as well
[00:10:57] But 20-2 seconds
[00:10:59] You know what's also interesting
[00:11:03] Is that I noticed that somewhere around
[00:11:06] Around lap 10 which is that
[00:11:10] The whole pack
[00:11:13] Of P2 to P10
[00:11:15] What in the same time gap
[00:11:17] As what max was between him and P2
[00:11:19] So for example, there was a 10 second lead
[00:11:24] And the whole pack of P2-2010 was in 10 seconds
[00:11:28] 10 seconds
[00:11:29] Like this is mental, let that sink in folks
[00:11:31] Let that sink in
[00:11:33] And this is by lap 10
[00:11:34] Mind you, this is lap 10
[00:11:36] Mm-hmm
[00:11:38] I'm like, yeah
[00:11:39] Mind you, this is lap 10
[00:11:41] Mm-hmm
[00:11:42] I remember I had actually texted you like
[00:11:44] This is I texted you at like
[00:11:46] Last six or seven
[00:11:47] And at that point itself he was like
[00:11:49] 8 seconds ahead
[00:11:50] And like this is just hopeless
[00:11:52] Like I don't know why I'm watching this
[00:11:54] They would seriously
[00:11:55] And there were other who sort of like
[00:11:57] Knowledge did it as well
[00:11:58] Like, to what was heard saying
[00:12:00] Max was on a different planet
[00:12:02] To pass it
[00:12:04] I don't know if you was being sarcastic
[00:12:05] I hope you was being sarcastic
[00:12:07] Because he was like, I expected Max to be faster
[00:12:10] Don't know what happened to him
[00:12:12] And I'm like, no this is like a back-banger
[00:12:15] Talk saying like that first prank
[00:12:18] Who got a plus, you'd have gotten like an A plus plus
[00:12:21] And he's out of his face
[00:12:22] He's a typical shit talker
[00:12:25] Like he loves doing that
[00:12:26] If you don't know what he's like
[00:12:28] He'll be honest, I like him
[00:12:29] Yeah, yeah
[00:12:30] In the last five years
[00:12:32] All the race directors
[00:12:34] And team principles that that Ferrari has had
[00:12:37] This is one that I actually like
[00:12:39] Even though Ferrari's faking themselves over
[00:12:41] Totally
[00:12:43] Yeah, it's just insane
[00:12:44] Man like
[00:12:45] Max
[00:12:47] I don't even know what to talk about
[00:12:49] But yeah, let's not hire it
[00:12:50] Seagrid, let's let's let's let's let's
[00:12:52] Let's not talk about that
[00:12:53] So
[00:12:54] I thought it was meme dude
[00:12:56] I saw this meme
[00:12:58] Where it was like
[00:12:59] Do you know that your tires cannot legally
[00:13:02] Degree if you just say no to them
[00:13:05] Oh man
[00:13:10] Imagine this right like the whole grade is on one side
[00:13:13] Saying tired day is a thing
[00:13:15] Like by lap 20
[00:13:16] We need to change the tires
[00:13:18] And Max goes cold my beard
[00:13:20] Yeah
[00:13:21] He pretty much
[00:13:23] Pitted last straight
[00:13:24] I think everybody took a picture
[00:13:26] And after that he had built a good 33 second gap
[00:13:30] Something and then after that he pitted
[00:13:33] Seriously mental man
[00:13:35] Yeah
[00:13:36] And it's insane
[00:13:38] At least Paris got his second position
[00:13:41] At least for the first race
[00:13:42] I mean he does that every first race
[00:13:44] Yeah, I can raise but let's see what happens
[00:13:47] You got a good start at least
[00:13:49] He got a good start, yeah
[00:13:50] Yeah, he got a good start
[00:13:52] I think to earn one
[00:13:54] He had to break behind the chair
[00:13:56] But he would have probably run into him
[00:13:58] Because luckily I was trying to find that line behind Max
[00:14:03] But I think trying to do that slow
[00:14:06] Pressed down and Russell eventually
[00:14:08] Even ended up taking that advantage
[00:14:10] Oh yeah
[00:14:11] Super S fell down to P4
[00:14:13] But that RDR is fast
[00:14:16] And then good goes to Pires
[00:14:18] Coming in excited into the news
[00:14:20] He's in just like us before fades out
[00:14:22] After
[00:14:23] Out of the summer break
[00:14:28] Yeah
[00:14:29] Well, I think he to must be sweating bullets now
[00:14:32] Because there's like especially
[00:14:34] The fact that Hamilton is switching teams
[00:14:36] Oh, but let's talk about that a little bit
[00:14:38] Since we just talked about it
[00:14:40] Sure
[00:14:41] Since Hamilton is switching team
[00:14:42] First of all, big surprise
[00:14:44] I never thought
[00:14:45] I will be seeing Hamilton in like
[00:14:47] Reds
[00:14:48] Reds
[00:14:49] Reds right
[00:14:50] Yeah, yeah
[00:14:51] First of all, when that news broke
[00:14:53] I was like, wait, is this a dream what's going on
[00:14:56] Yeah, yeah
[00:14:57] Anyways, good with that
[00:14:58] Like since science is getting displaced
[00:15:00] I think Paris must be a little tense right now as to
[00:15:04] Why do you do so?
[00:15:06] I mean, science is a good content
[00:15:08] I'll for the P2 position at Redwood
[00:15:11] Oh, so you think they might get science into RDR
[00:15:16] And then Perez goes home
[00:15:19] I don't know, do what I think
[00:15:20] I don't know
[00:15:21] Telsel gives way too much money
[00:15:23] For RDR to probably let him go
[00:15:27] Because if I was a Redwood sponsor
[00:15:29] I would probably pull my money out
[00:15:31] Because A, I have to pay
[00:15:33] And I saw this somewhere
[00:15:34] I don't know, I saw this somewhere
[00:15:35] So whoever wrote this or tweeted this or wherever
[00:15:39] I saw this, it's the R-Credit
[00:15:41] But you have to first of all pay a higher premium
[00:15:45] Because Red Bulls are winning car
[00:15:47] Of course
[00:15:48] And you don't get as much screen time
[00:15:50] Because they just move out
[00:15:52] Yeah, yeah
[00:15:53] That's true
[00:15:55] Why would I pay money anyways?
[00:15:58] Wouldn't, wouldn't science go to mercilies
[00:16:01] Right, like just to it
[00:16:03] Yeah, yeah
[00:16:04] That's definitely a possibility
[00:16:06] Yeah, but it's interesting
[00:16:08] It's interesting to see
[00:16:10] B drivers, outdoing
[00:16:13] Pays drivers
[00:16:15] In both the team
[00:16:16] Like science, beating the shit out of the clear
[00:16:19] And Russell finishing all the way up top
[00:16:21] While Hamilton
[00:16:22] Yeah, that's right
[00:16:23] So, yeah
[00:16:24] That's an interesting situation
[00:16:26] That's happening there
[00:16:27] That's true, that's true
[00:16:30] And what I, I'm hoping
[00:16:33] That with like science not having a seat next season
[00:16:36] He's going to like fight like hell this day
[00:16:39] And I'm guessing you're not going to participate
[00:16:41] And then the team orders and any of those stuff this time
[00:16:45] That's actually a good point
[00:16:47] Like imagine giving in your notice
[00:16:50] Documents on the first day
[00:16:52] You join, right?
[00:16:53] Like that's just shit hitting the fan
[00:16:55] And you giving in your box
[00:16:57] Yeah, dude
[00:16:58] He's gonna probably bring his entire aggression game
[00:17:01] Imagine he swipes the clear
[00:17:03] Count race after race
[00:17:04] All 23 years
[00:17:06] He almost did that this time
[00:17:07] Yeah, right
[00:17:08] Like what I'm saying, right
[00:17:09] Like this is one but imagine him doing this like
[00:17:11] Every race
[00:17:12] Every race
[00:17:13] And then, for a very being like
[00:17:15] Maybe we, you know, kick the clear
[00:17:17] And I happen
[00:17:19] But yeah
[00:17:21] Yeah
[00:17:22] But like in his credit as well
[00:17:24] He was having issues
[00:17:25] So I wouldn't exactly say that
[00:17:27] It was just your pace that sign going ahead
[00:17:30] Because luck luck was
[00:17:32] You were constantly complaining
[00:17:33] First of all, I don't know how to score
[00:17:34] He was going right or something
[00:17:35] Yeah
[00:17:36] Breaks weren't worth it
[00:17:37] I don't know what that was about that
[00:17:38] Multiple things
[00:17:39] Yeah, he kept locking up
[00:17:41] He said I can control my car
[00:17:43] This is under I will be a liyad
[00:17:45] Too much, do much will go on for sure
[00:17:47] Yeah
[00:17:48] I think we should make like a fun checklist
[00:17:50] Like things like things like
[00:17:52] Ferrari says
[00:17:53] We are checking check mark
[00:17:55] Oh, like a max box of
[00:17:57] Yeah, right?
[00:17:58] Yeah, I think we're very race
[00:17:59] Like let's see what's going to happen
[00:18:01] This year sure
[00:18:02] Exactly
[00:18:03] Max box of course
[00:18:04] Take Mark
[00:18:05] Yeah
[00:18:06] I'm going to put that right in the middle
[00:18:08] So that I can go any direction
[00:18:10] Break
[00:18:11] That's true
[00:18:14] But yeah
[00:18:15] Probably put one
[00:18:17] Where commentators bring up like
[00:18:20] I put one where the commentators mind blow up
[00:18:23] And
[00:18:25] We end up seeing something very fancy
[00:18:27] It likes for example
[00:18:28] Science, dive bomb
[00:18:30] And took a brilliant overtake
[00:18:32] On La Clare
[00:18:34] When there was this Ferrari versus Ferrari fight
[00:18:36] And the commentators go like
[00:18:39] He came out of nowhere
[00:18:41] He came from a different pin code
[00:18:43] That's a humdinger of a move
[00:18:46] And it was like wow
[00:18:48] It really blew their minds
[00:18:50] Oh, you know how did this happen
[00:18:53] Because they were I think they were waiting for
[00:18:55] Teem orders to come in
[00:18:56] And
[00:18:57] Yeah
[00:18:58] It's not gonna come
[00:19:00] So let me just be
[00:19:01] Exactly
[00:19:04] Oh, my team orders
[00:19:05] We took him. This is totally random
[00:19:06] But since we talked about it
[00:19:08] What the fuck was going on between the card and
[00:19:10] Synodor
[00:19:11] Okay
[00:19:12] Why did this swap?
[00:19:13] Oh, yeah, let's go to
[00:19:15] These are cash-app cash-app
[00:19:17] These are RB whatever the fuck
[00:19:19] I don't know dude
[00:19:21] I don't know this
[00:19:22] There's just too much last five lab drama
[00:19:25] What?
[00:19:26] What position were they?
[00:19:27] Why were they 13 and 14
[00:19:29] First of all
[00:19:30] 13
[00:19:31] So I don't know why
[00:19:32] He got a crash out like suddenly
[00:19:34] What's gonna happen
[00:19:35] Exactly
[00:19:36] Right, so no points
[00:19:37] I don't know what they were trying to prove
[00:19:39] Five laps left
[00:19:41] Even if like Ricardo did have the pace
[00:19:43] It's not like he was gonna get into points
[00:19:45] Exactly
[00:19:47] I did
[00:19:49] Again, I don't know
[00:19:50] We got a probably look at telemetry and all those sort of things
[00:19:53] But like
[00:19:54] I did see
[00:19:56] So no the fighting
[00:19:57] Into like
[00:19:58] Two tens, one tens
[00:20:01] Three tens of a second
[00:20:02] With Magnician
[00:20:04] And then Ricardo
[00:20:05] Probably getting close as like five tens
[00:20:08] Or four tens of a second
[00:20:10] Right, so
[00:20:11] Let him fight
[00:20:13] Let him get the position
[00:20:14] Exactly
[00:20:15] And imagine this like getting team orders
[00:20:20] While you are at a battle
[00:20:23] Is very rightfully for soon
[00:20:26] That to go
[00:20:28] Are you kidding me now?
[00:20:30] Yeah
[00:20:31] What I found best is like he's mature enough
[00:20:34] At least for the first race and whatever is ex-season
[00:20:37] Into a fun that he didn't swear
[00:20:39] I was waiting for like an F bomb to drop or something somewhere to drop
[00:20:43] While you say that he didn't drop F bomb
[00:20:45] But he did drop a dive bomb
[00:20:48] Under the gun
[00:20:49] Oh, I missed that
[00:20:50] You were telling me he did something stupid and crazy
[00:20:53] Yeah, after the check-up
[00:20:55] Like I think you're still pissed
[00:20:56] And I don't know which corner it was
[00:20:58] But he basically did a dive bomb and tried to break check him as well
[00:21:02] And Ricardo was like pissed
[00:21:04] And called him a helmet
[00:21:06] He'll melt
[00:21:07] Okay
[00:21:09] That's basically a slang
[00:21:11] Osterlinslang for a dick
[00:21:13] Oh, is it?
[00:21:14] How it is
[00:21:16] Oh, I see
[00:21:17] I see what a helmet sure
[00:21:20] Interesting
[00:21:21] Very good
[00:21:22] I don't know dude
[00:21:23] I mean I guess it was interesting to see that last
[00:21:25] Four or five laps whatever it was
[00:21:27] Because Ricardo was then obviously unable to overtake
[00:21:31] Magnuson causing you key exposition
[00:21:34] Which also obviously didn't matter
[00:21:36] Yeah
[00:21:37] And you key was the
[00:21:39] I don't know being angry about the whole thing
[00:21:41] Being like he better speed up man
[00:21:43] He wasn't fast enough, he's not fast at all
[00:21:45] I don't know
[00:21:46] I-I feel like you know how parents say
[00:21:48] When they have two kids that
[00:21:50] Neither are their favorite
[00:21:52] They love both of them equally
[00:21:54] Well, they don't
[00:21:56] And this is an example of that
[00:21:58] Exactly
[00:21:59] Oh, yes
[00:22:01] That's all we had
[00:22:03] I mean, do you think they're setting up stage
[00:22:06] For Ricardo to probably take that position from the race
[00:22:11] I haven't heard it
[00:22:13] I actually heard that maybe they probably take Albon back over Ricardo
[00:22:19] But
[00:22:20] Hmm
[00:22:21] Yeah
[00:22:22] I mean, that's a possibility as well
[00:22:25] Yeah
[00:22:26] And I think that is one of the reasons they got him
[00:22:29] And in
[00:22:31] RBI
[00:22:33] I don't know what to call that team anymore
[00:22:35] I mean, Kasha
[00:22:36] Is that I don't know
[00:22:38] Credit card team
[00:22:39] Credit card team
[00:22:41] Okay, that's that I like
[00:22:42] In my 10 years, yeah
[00:22:44] Oh boy
[00:22:45] What were you talking about?
[00:22:47] Oh, yeah, friday
[00:22:48] Right, let's let's switch back to them
[00:22:50] After the very weird detours
[00:22:52] But yeah
[00:22:53] Actually the whole thing started off with us saying
[00:22:57] Hamilton moving to Ferrari
[00:22:59] But yeah
[00:23:00] Yeah
[00:23:02] What else Ferrari
[00:23:03] Don't be a little bit of a comment
[00:23:04] Speaking of Hamilton, right?
[00:23:06] Uh-huh
[00:23:07] He said
[00:23:08] His seat is broken
[00:23:10] Oh yeah
[00:23:11] Oh yeah
[00:23:12] He was he I heard him say on the radio
[00:23:14] His seat is broken
[00:23:15] Now what makes me wonder
[00:23:17] Is
[00:23:18] If he's saying his seat is broken
[00:23:20] Isn't that a safety concern violation or how to put it right?
[00:23:24] Because
[00:23:25] Shouldn't that be looked at
[00:23:27] Like what if he spins out or someone taps him or whatever he could go
[00:23:30] Flying right?
[00:23:31] Because he would be a whole new meaning
[00:23:33] To the commentators and enthusiasm
[00:23:34] That was a flying lap from Hamilton
[00:23:36] Right?
[00:23:37] I don't mean literally that was a flying lap from Hamilton
[00:23:45] So
[00:23:47] Right
[00:23:48] For whoever's listening to us from FIA
[00:23:51] F1 whatever
[00:23:52] Right
[00:23:53] Answer this to us
[00:23:55] Should answer this here
[00:23:56] Couldn't it be looked into
[00:23:58] Someone's your driver saying my seat is broken
[00:24:01] Yeah
[00:24:02] Oh boy
[00:24:04] Let's talk about a few other things
[00:24:07] I think there was some key
[00:24:09] Was going on in lap one
[00:24:11] Who was it?
[00:24:12] Stroll who spun right
[00:24:13] And then Halkenberg
[00:24:15] Also got hit
[00:24:16] Yeah
[00:24:17] To go into the pit right
[00:24:18] Yeah
[00:24:19] I never really figured what actually happened
[00:24:22] But I tried to see this from multiple dash cam
[00:24:26] I saw this from Halkenberg
[00:24:28] From Bhuta's dash cam
[00:24:30] Yeah
[00:24:31] But I didn't figure
[00:24:33] So it looks like this is my speculation at this point
[00:24:36] So if you're listening and if you know what happened
[00:24:38] Just right into us and tell us an explain what would actually happen
[00:24:41] But Stroll was squeezed
[00:24:44] So he ended up maybe locking a rod
[00:24:46] And he spun after his light
[00:24:49] From Halkenberg
[00:24:51] He put bring himself to complete
[00:24:53] Stoppage or whatever it was
[00:24:55] So he had he ended up getting frontwing damage
[00:24:58] Boat has got caught up in the whole thing
[00:25:00] And obviously we'll speak about Boat
[00:25:02] But like Boat has got caught up in the whole thing
[00:25:05] And yeah
[00:25:07] You saw what you saw
[00:25:09] And have kindred up whatever
[00:25:11] Plus 24 seconds at the end of it
[00:25:13] Yeah
[00:25:14] And before okay
[00:25:15] So that brings up two topics
[00:25:17] Okay, let's start with the first one
[00:25:19] Boat has okay
[00:25:20] First credit to him that at the start
[00:25:22] He had a really good start if you saw
[00:25:24] He started like what p70 nothing
[00:25:26] And he went all the way to his right
[00:25:28] And he had a lot of working cars right
[00:25:30] Left
[00:25:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:25:33] He got a very good start he got like over to like good four five positions
[00:25:35] And then of course because of the crash
[00:25:37] He had to again do a stop or whatever
[00:25:39] And then again he
[00:25:41] I don't know what is it with Boat's
[00:25:43] Boat has and put stops
[00:25:45] Again, had what one minute 14 seconds
[00:25:48] But stop
[00:25:49] Yeah, if you do second actual pit stop
[00:25:51] And like a whole thing
[00:25:52] Yeah, I mean you said this you said the two years back
[00:25:55] Right? Boat has an investigation
[00:25:57] Again this time it was the same thing right
[00:26:00] Yeah, yeah
[00:26:01] You call this two years back
[00:26:03] Boat has doesn't order not
[00:26:09] Still doesn't still doesn't
[00:26:11] Okay, somebody needs to teach him
[00:26:14] So speaking of money situations
[00:26:17] I mean the other one which locked up and spun out
[00:26:20] Or ordered ended up happening was sergeant because I don't know what he was doing
[00:26:24] Of course
[00:26:25] Of course because sergeant locks up
[00:26:27] Spins
[00:26:28] That goes on I've been going to be the one
[00:26:30] Yeah, right?
[00:26:31] Obviously that's good I have that
[00:26:33] That's another show one
[00:26:35] But everyone's so confused
[00:26:38] To they need to bring the marshals out
[00:26:40] But they need to push him
[00:26:41] Is there gonna be a safety
[00:26:42] Where all do we need a virtual safety
[00:26:45] And after like 20 to 25 second
[00:26:48] Ramrol
[00:26:49] Sergeant just like starts walking out again
[00:26:52] But like yeah, I'm gonna continue with my race
[00:26:54] Yeah, they just continued reusing
[00:26:57] Nothing happened and you went along as well
[00:26:59] Yeah
[00:27:00] Oh, weird
[00:27:01] Another team man which was going absolutely insane
[00:27:04] Was Alpine
[00:27:06] I don't know what's going on with them at all
[00:27:10] Because you know after so after before you proceed
[00:27:14] There's this post quality
[00:27:17] Alonzo interview
[00:27:19] Three second clip
[00:27:21] Where stroll comes from behind or the side or the rest
[00:27:24] stroll comes into Alonzo
[00:27:26] And says
[00:27:27] Aren't you happy you move to as the martian no longer in Alpine
[00:27:31] And I'm like dude seriously
[00:27:35] I think like because they finished
[00:27:36] But the 19 and 20 after a call
[00:27:38] Oh, it's totally totally when it was in the end
[00:27:41] And first of all
[00:27:42] So
[00:27:43] Hulk called Damage right
[00:27:44] And not so he had a very long pit stop
[00:27:46] Yeah
[00:27:47] And 45 second
[00:27:48] Yeah
[00:27:49] And still
[00:27:50] Alpine
[00:27:51] Man is to finish behind him
[00:27:56] What what's going on
[00:27:58] And it was so bad that both the technical director
[00:28:01] And the head of aero resign
[00:28:04] Oh, Dam
[00:28:05] Seriously
[00:28:06] Yeah, dude
[00:28:07] It's insane
[00:28:08] One race
[00:28:09] And they're gone
[00:28:10] Oh my god
[00:28:12] Oh
[00:28:13] Dude this is bad
[00:28:16] It's weird
[00:28:17] It's so weird like whatever happens
[00:28:19] They change names
[00:28:21] They changed like their head
[00:28:23] Whatever
[00:28:24] That's called a team principle
[00:28:26] They tried everything
[00:28:28] But nothing changes
[00:28:29] They just keep regressing somehow
[00:28:31] Yeah
[00:28:32] Season after season
[00:28:33] Yeah
[00:28:34] Yeah
[00:28:35] Oh, dam
[00:28:36] This is bad too
[00:28:37] Oh, also I think multiple celebrities also invested
[00:28:39] I think
[00:28:40] I think clock someone invested in them right
[00:28:41] I think they have this
[00:28:43] I think we all can have
[00:28:44] Yeah, maybe he did
[00:28:45] And then who's this
[00:28:46] Who's this Deadpool guy
[00:28:48] Who can we have
[00:28:49] Oh yeah
[00:28:50] Yeah, so I think he's also put in money
[00:28:52] I feel I feel bad for
[00:28:55] But I'm worried
[00:28:57] I don't feel bad
[00:28:58] I think I'm worried for
[00:29:00] Coach Miny
[00:29:01] Who's
[00:29:02] India's prospect into F1
[00:29:04] Who's currently in F2
[00:29:06] And if you've been following this guy
[00:29:08] He's been having a stellar
[00:29:10] Of his career in the past six months
[00:29:13] You're a real talent
[00:29:15] Obviously way better than Jhan
[00:29:17] It's more than yours
[00:29:19] Yeah
[00:29:20] And he's with Alpine right
[00:29:22] So
[00:29:23] Apparently he's a good prospect
[00:29:25] Into being Alpine's entry into F1
[00:29:28] And obviously good for India too
[00:29:30] Right, so but with Alpine was in
[00:29:32] Friendserval war
[00:29:34] I don't know
[00:29:35] Yeah, yeah, let's see
[00:29:38] I mean it's the first race
[00:29:40] I'm hoping that they'll get better
[00:29:42] As things get along
[00:29:44] But yeah, if
[00:29:46] Like this first race was any indicator
[00:29:48] I don't have a lot of hopes
[00:29:50] Yeah
[00:29:51] Speaking of Jeremy
[00:29:52] I worked for Jeremy
[00:29:54] Waving the flag
[00:29:56] Every single race
[00:29:57] Because I don't know how true this is
[00:29:59] But someone we cleared are a DMD
[00:30:01] One in speaker I'm saying
[00:30:02] How drunk were you
[00:30:04] While you were waving the flag
[00:30:06] And he replied by saying
[00:30:07] A shit lord
[00:30:08] Yeah, I mean of course
[00:30:09] If you invested in one unit
[00:30:11] When they come in Bang last
[00:30:12] I'm not
[00:30:13] I saw so many memes about that
[00:30:19] I read one meme
[00:30:21] I'm so great that they've bought it
[00:30:24] And I've written a formal to
[00:30:26] I'll name them
[00:30:34] I'm trying to expand their audience
[00:30:40] It technically they were in strong
[00:30:42] But
[00:30:45] Oh man, nice
[00:30:47] Who else is there
[00:30:48] There are nobody cares about that
[00:30:50] We haven't spoken of
[00:30:51] There's this meme from two and a half men
[00:30:53] Right? Like
[00:30:54] If
[00:30:55] What is it like they leave that kid out
[00:30:57] And they're like, yeah
[00:30:58] It's not as important if you don't
[00:31:00] Whatever it is that meme is right
[00:31:02] It's gonna show up
[00:31:04] If this is the real
[00:31:09] I guess that's it
[00:31:10] I guess that's it
[00:31:11] That's it
[00:31:12] I'm glad we spoke about it for 33 minutes
[00:31:16] Chikka
[00:31:17] Yeah
[00:31:19] There's no lot
[00:31:21] No
[00:31:23] Fair point
[00:31:25] Fair point
[00:31:27] We go back to
[00:31:29] Saudi this coming weekend
[00:31:31] Again, I think
[00:31:33] Another Saturday race
[00:31:34] Because obviously
[00:31:35] First of all, that totally fucked up my mind
[00:31:37] I was so confused
[00:31:38] When I woke up
[00:31:39] It's good that I don't care about
[00:31:41] The season anymore
[00:31:42] That if their race on Saturday or Sunday
[00:31:44] So it's fine
[00:31:45] But imagine the amount of money coming in
[00:31:48] From these warring nations
[00:31:50] Yeah
[00:31:51] That you literally change the whole schedule
[00:31:54] Of
[00:31:55] The thing that's been going on for
[00:31:57] Half a century
[00:31:58] Right? So think about that
[00:32:01] Changes good sometimes
[00:32:03] I mean, I'm just being a dick about it
[00:32:05] Oh sorry
[00:32:06] I'm just being a helmet about it
[00:32:07] But
[00:32:08] That goes helmet Markov
[00:32:11] Very different meaning
[00:32:13] That through that
[00:32:17] But now another Saturday race
[00:32:19] Coming in
[00:32:21] Saudi
[00:32:22] We'll see Max wins
[00:32:23] But we'll see what happens
[00:32:24] To the other folks racing
[00:32:26] In this in this season
[00:32:28] We'll catch you next week
[00:32:30] Until the next race
[00:32:31] We are your host signing off
[00:32:33] Bye bye


